The Redcafe Movie review thread

Spoonov · 9th February 2007, 14:04

Red Chief Indian Rubber - Redcafe the movie. Best spastic role yet.

Van Piorsing · 9th February 2007, 14:08

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Originally Posted by Spoony

Red Chief Indian Rubber - Redcafe the movie. Best spastic role yet.

At the end of a film, Chief's head exlodes like Death Star.

Plechazunga · 9th February 2007, 14:17

The Rubberman
Universal Ridicule Films, 2007

It was a land that time had forgotten. A digital netherworld, populated by a bunch of slacker spackers cut off from reality, living out their empty lives through their sporting heroes. In this desolate cyber-wasteland, there was one man so determined, so stubborn, so constantly wrong that the world would never be the same again. You'll laugh as he claims Richardson's as talented as Giggs. You'll cry as he claims Zidane isn't better than Bramble. You'll gape in wonder as he explains his version of Evolutionary Theory. You'll repeatedly call him a spastic. But you cannot, you will not miss The Rubberman.

sidsutton · 9th February 2007, 14:18

mehro · 9th February 2007, 14:18

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Originally Posted by Spoony

I'd rather watch Event Horizon all day than watch Casino Royale. I will avoid that one for ever.

Casino Royale was excellent, at least the first half was. Better than any of the Bond movies with Brosnan.

Van Piorsing · 9th February 2007, 14:23

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

The Rubberman
Universal Ridicule Films, 2007

It was a land that time had forgotten. A digital netherworld, populated by a bunch of slacker spackers cut off from reality, living out their empty lives through their sporting heroes. In this desolate cyber-wasteland, there was one man so determined, so stubborn, so constantly wrong that the world would never be the same again. You'll laugh as he claims Richardson's as talented as Giggs. You'll cry as he claims Zidane isn't better than Bramble. You'll gape in wonder as he explains his version of Evolutionary Theory. You'll repeatedly call him a spastic. But you cannot, you will not miss The Rubberman.

That's quality trailer, Plech.

Plechazunga · 9th February 2007, 14:24

I thank you Sir

Van Piorsing · 9th February 2007, 14:50

How about Japanese movies, Manga ?

Anyone here watched Akira, Ghost in the shell, Zatoichi, Hero or maybe Appleseed ?

If you did, I can fully recomend to you a film called "Casshern". From visual point of view It's masterpiece in some moments and the soundtrack is beautiful.

mehro · 9th February 2007, 16:19

I watch some Anime. Bleach is the only one I follow. It's been pretty shit of late.

Melbourne Red · 9th February 2007, 16:35

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Interesting this one. The book's brilliant, despite being really badly written in terms of style. The film's pretty crap, despite being really stylishly made.

Rule 1 when making a film that relies on simmering sexual tension to drive the plot: don't cast a slightly rough actress in the lead role.

It literally ruined the film.

The film's not crap. Bogey is class.

But yes, the premise of the film being that the bird has such allure that she can string all these blokes along, and the bird looking like a dinner lady, slightly ruined it.

Spoonov · 9th February 2007, 17:54

I watched Funny Money the other day. Was expecting a laid back comedy, but what I got was the opposite, too flipping silly for my liking. Although the brunette would get it and so would Penelope Ann Miller, even if she looked well past her sell by day. Oh and Chevy Chase looks weird. Not sure if it was the make-up or some mental cosmetic surgery that he might have had.

6-5/10.

Plechazunga · 9th February 2007, 18:54

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Originally Posted by Melbourne Red

The film's not crap. Bogey is class.

But yes, the premise of the film being that the bird has such allure that she can string all these blokes along, and the bird looking like a dinner lady, slightly ruined it.

that's exactly what I said, "she looks like a dinner lady"!

You're right, Bogey carries it. Having recently read the book though, I was very disappointed.

mehro · 9th February 2007, 18:57

I felt that way about Rebecca. I saw the movie some time after reading the book and felt that Lawrence Olivier didn't quite do justice to Maxim de Winter's role. Still, a great Hitchcock movie.

Spammy · 10th February 2007, 00:18

Just watched Talladega Nights, so bad it hurt. Utter shite.

olesmyhero · 10th February 2007, 00:21

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Originally Posted by Van Piorsing

How about Japanese movies, Manga ?

Anyone here watched Akira, Ghost in the shell, Zatoichi, Hero or maybe Appleseed ?

If you did, I can fully recomend to you a film called "Casshern". From visual point of view It's masterpiece in some moments and the soundtrack is beautiful.

Been wanting to see Casshern for quite sometime. Haven't gotten a hold of it yet though.

Van Piorsing · 10th February 2007, 00:30

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Originally Posted by olesmyhero

Been wanting to see Casshern for quite sometime. Haven't gotten a hold of it yet though.

I think You gonna love it.

It's masterpiece.

Japs can do beautiful movies and Casshern is one of them.

Wibble · 11th February 2007, 00:20

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Originally Posted by Spammy

Just watched Talladega Nights, so bad it hurt. Utter shite.

I told you

golden_blunder · 11th February 2007, 00:29

Altered

Plot: Fifteen years ago, a group of men's lives were forever changed by a strange occurrence. Now, the same group of men will spend a night together ... in terror.

Basically these rednecks capture an alien. Turns out they were all buttfucked by aliens 15 years ago.

Cheap actors, lousy effects, only one chick.

3 out of 10. Only got 3 because i like aliens. Theyre nice.

Wibble · 11th February 2007, 01:26

What film is it GB? The pictures fecked.

golden_blunder · 11th February 2007, 01:36

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What film is it GB? The pictures fecked.

doh!

Spoonov · 11th February 2007, 01:40

It can't be as bad as Evolver. Must be the worst movie ever made.

Spammy · 11th February 2007, 12:54

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Originally Posted by Wibble

I told you

Well, I heard from a mate it was quite good. We are no longer friends.

Wibble · 11th February 2007, 12:56

Sounds like the minimum penalty for someone telling you to watch that utter pile of fetid dingo's kidneys.

It makes Dodgeball seem like oscar material.

Small Paul · 11th February 2007, 23:50

Blood Diamond, very good film, good performance again by DiCaprio....

Wibble · 12th February 2007, 00:18

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Originally Posted by Small Paul

Blood Diamond, very good film, good performance again by DiCaprio....

Again?

mehro · 12th February 2007, 00:22

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Originally Posted by Wibble

Again?

The Departed being the other one.

Spoonov · 12th February 2007, 00:24

I didn't care much for Blood Diamond. I'm watching The Departed at moment, even though I've seen Infernal Affairs, I'm still finding this a good watch. Although, I'm sure DiCaprio's still doing that silly Sud Afrikaan accent.

Wibble · 12th February 2007, 00:26

Ah. Not seen it.

I have difficulty believing that he has been good in 2 films though.

He was pretty good in his first film when he played a retard but since then he has been dire. He almost ruined a great film in Romeo and Juliet as well.

Spoonov · 12th February 2007, 00:27

I can't take him seriously.

mehro · 12th February 2007, 00:28

I haven't seen Blood Diamond but The Departed was really good. I haven't seen Infernal Affairs either but I've heard its pretty good.

mehro · 12th February 2007, 00:32

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Originally Posted by Wibble

Ah. Not seen it.

I have difficulty believing that he has been good in 2 films though.

He was pretty good in his first film when he played a retard but since then he has been dire. He almost ruined a great film in Romeo and Juliet as well.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Yes, he was brilliant in that.

He was also good in The Aviator, Catch me if you can and Gangs of New York. And brilliant in the Departed. I think he's turned in to one of the finest actors around.

Romeo and Juliet was alright.

Wibble · 12th February 2007, 00:33

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Originally Posted by Spoony

I can't take him seriously.

That is the problem. Him pl

9th February 2007, 14:04	#401 (permalink)
Spoonov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 25,359	Red Chief Indian Rubber - Redcafe the movie. Best spastic role yet.

9th February 2007, 14:17	#403 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,497	The Rubberman Universal Ridicule Films, 2007 It was a land that time had forgotten. A digital netherworld, populated by a bunch of slacker spackers cut off from reality, living out their empty lives through their sporting heroes. In this desolate cyber-wasteland, there was one man so determined, so stubborn, so constantly wrong that the world would never be the same again. You'll laugh as he claims Richardson's as talented as Giggs. You'll cry as he claims Zidane isn't better than Bramble. You'll gape in wonder as he explains his version of Evolutionary Theory. You'll repeatedly call him a spastic. But you cannot, you will not miss The Rubberman.

9th February 2007, 14:18	#404 (permalink)
sidsutton First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,154

9th February 2007, 14:24	#407 (permalink)
Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,497	I thank you Sir

9th February 2007, 14:50	#408 (permalink)
Van Piorsing Lost his light sabre Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Polska Posts: 10,035	How about Japanese movies, Manga ? Anyone here watched Akira, Ghost in the shell, Zatoichi, Hero or maybe Appleseed ? If you did, I can fully recomend to you a film called "Casshern". From visual point of view It's masterpiece in some moments and the soundtrack is beautiful.

9th February 2007, 16:19	#409 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York Posts: 18,614	I watch some Anime. Bleach is the only one I follow. It's been pretty shit of late.

9th February 2007, 17:54	#411 (permalink)
Spoonov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 25,359	I watched Funny Money the other day. Was expecting a laid back comedy, but what I got was the opposite, too flipping silly for my liking. Although the brunette would get it and so would Penelope Ann Miller, even if she looked well past her sell by day. Oh and Chevy Chase looks weird. Not sure if it was the make-up or some mental cosmetic surgery that he might have had. 6-5/10.

9th February 2007, 18:57	#413 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York Posts: 18,614	I felt that way about Rebecca. I saw the movie some time after reading the book and felt that Lawrence Olivier didn't quite do justice to Maxim de Winter's role. Still, a great Hitchcock movie.

10th February 2007, 00:18	#414 (permalink)
Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,430	Just watched Talladega Nights, so bad it hurt. Utter shite.

11th February 2007, 00:29	#418 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 43,088	Altered Plot: Fifteen years ago, a group of men's lives were forever changed by a strange occurrence. Now, the same group of men will spend a night together ... in terror. Basically these rednecks capture an alien. Turns out they were all buttfucked by aliens 15 years ago. Cheap actors, lousy effects, only one chick. 3 out of 10. Only got 3 because i like aliens. Theyre nice.

11th February 2007, 01:26	#419 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,791	What film is it GB? The pictures fecked.

11th February 2007, 01:40	#421 (permalink)
Spoonov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 25,359	It can't be as bad as Evolver. Must be the worst movie ever made.

11th February 2007, 12:56	#423 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,791	Sounds like the minimum penalty for someone telling you to watch that utter pile of fetid dingo's kidneys. It makes Dodgeball seem like oscar material.

11th February 2007, 23:50	#424 (permalink)
Small Paul The Legendary Pool perve Join Date: May 2005 Location: "The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience." Posts: 6,898	Blood Diamond, very good film, good performance again by DiCaprio....

12th February 2007, 00:24	#427 (permalink)
Spoonov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 25,359	I didn't care much for Blood Diamond. I'm watching The Departed at moment, even though I've seen Infernal Affairs, I'm still finding this a good watch. Although, I'm sure DiCaprio's still doing that silly Sud Afrikaan accent.

12th February 2007, 00:26	#428 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,791	Ah. Not seen it. I have difficulty believing that he has been good in 2 films though. He was pretty good in his first film when he played a retard but since then he has been dire. He almost ruined a great film in Romeo and Juliet as well.

12th February 2007, 00:27	#429 (permalink)
Spoonov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 25,359	I can't take him seriously.

12th February 2007, 00:28	#430 (permalink)
mehro Has an arse for a face Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New York Posts: 18,614	I haven't seen Blood Diamond but The Departed was really good. I haven't seen Infernal Affairs either but I've heard its pretty good.