The Redcafe Movie review thread

olesmyhero · 3rd November 2007, 13:17

Would these be best 100 or favorite 100?

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 13:29

My idea was Redcafe's top 100 films. . .ie best, which is subjective, obviously. No idea what Mehro wants.

I'd have you(Ole) and Cinc for starters. Simon Adebesi and Micheal Hammer know their onions, too. I reckon we could easily have 10 posters, if not more.

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 13:33

DiaboliQue, Bilbo, FreakyJim and Spammy all seem to be movie lovers and all.

Wibble · 3rd November 2007, 15:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by redzeppelin

The Wind That Shakes the Barley

6/10

Kinda low budget movie. Mostly unknown actors with few gingers. Acting isn't that great.

After watching it, my dislike of England has exponentially increased.

Highly recommended.

Worth far more than 6/10.

Possibly a tad emotionally barren but still worth at least 8/10

mehro · 3rd November 2007, 22:34

American Gangster - 7/10 Cliched dialogues, sub plots that lead to nothing. I was hoping for so much more from this movie that I came out really disappointed.

mehro · 3rd November 2007, 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoonez el Grande

My idea was Redcafe's top 100 films. . .ie best, which is subjective, obviously. No idea what Mehro wants.

I'd have you(Ole) and Cinc for starters. Simon Adebesi and Micheal Hammer know their onions, too. I reckon we could easily have 10 posters, if not more.

It was your idea. I was just bumping it back up. Choose the posters.

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 22:40

Well it depends if they want to do it. I'd deffo have Ole, Cinc and Michael Hammer. And the others I mentioned seem to have seen a shedload of films, too. I think it's important we have people who've seen films from all parts of the globe(except Bollyfuckingwood). . .rather than just Hollywood. . .and the odd martial arts movie.

ILBB15 · 3rd November 2007, 22:43

I have around 600 films at home if anyones interested.

Edit: Actually, I have around 300

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 22:43

Oh Mehro and myself too. Nowt wrong with a couple of spastics helping out and all.

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 22:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILBB15

I have around 600 films at home if anyones interested.

Film buff. So, that's ILBB and all. How the fuck is this going to work though?

And I bought an expresso machine, a bit ago. I will master the art of the cappucino with nice patterns by the end of today. Illy beans are well nice.

ILBB15 · 3rd November 2007, 22:48

What does Filmbuff mean anyway?

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 22:49

Means that you're a ponce. Anyone who likes films according to VanNistelrater.

Spoonatov · 3rd November 2007, 22:54

A proper cappuccino doesn't contain frothed milk but a layer of microfilm.

Hammer Michael · 4th November 2007, 11:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by mehro

ITMFL was definitely better. Close one between Chungking and Days. Haven't seen Fallen Angels.

Fallen Angels is wonderful...just to add to Spooney's rating of it!

Hammer Michael · 4th November 2007, 11:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoonez el Grande

My idea was Redcafe's top 100 films. . .ie best, which is subjective, obviously. No idea what Mehro wants.

I'd have you(Ole) and Cinc for starters. Simon Adebesi and Micheal Hammer know their onions, too. I reckon we could easily have 10 posters, if not more.

Thanks for the inclusion Spooney....haven't been on here for a while due to my teaching commitments, but thought I'd pop in. Just what exactly are you planning here? Is it along the lines of the BFI's top 100 or similar?

Spoonatov · 4th November 2007, 12:00

Well Mehro's taken over, so it's upto him really. But yeah. something along the lines of BFI's top 100.

Spammy · 4th November 2007, 14:44

Don't cock this up, mehro.

golden_blunder · 4th November 2007, 14:47

yeah Mehro, what Spammy said, cock

Spammy · 4th November 2007, 14:52

The pressure is on you now mezza, stop licking your Steven Gerrard poster and get to it.

golden_blunder · 4th November 2007, 14:58

the Great Escape better be in it or I will personally delete your account

Hammer Michael · 4th November 2007, 17:43

Yeah, Mehro...(sorry, just adding to the ganging-up...).

So, how's this going to work then?

mehro · 4th November 2007, 18:15

When did I take over? This is Spoony's baby.

golden_blunder · 4th November 2007, 18:36

Hot Rod

kid who wants to be a stuntman has to raise 50k to save his dads life.

random humour, pisstaking, had me chuckling quite a lot

7/10

Spoonatov · 4th November 2007, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by mehro

When did I take over? This is Spoony's baby.

I'm happy to hand it over, seeing as I've no idea how to do it.

Ideas?

mehro · 4th November 2007, 19:24

I already gave you an idea.

People nominate and a panel decides on which ones make the list. You can't have too big a panel because if you stick everyone who watches movies on the panel then there'll be noone to do the nominations.

Spoonatov · 4th November 2007, 19:25

Well I've named some posters.

Decide who's in and who's not then.

Salvation · 4th November 2007, 19:31

panels

Spoonatov · 4th November 2007, 20:59

I'd have you Salvo, but you'll probably end up saying that anything pre 1985 is shite.

Right. . .I've named my panel:

Cinc.
Olesmyhero.
Hammer Michael
Mehro (token Indian and bender)
ILBB15

Now what?

mehro · 4th November 2007, 21:07

Since you are the Chairman of the Movie Review Panel, I think you should decide what to do next.

Spoonatov · 4th November 2007, 21:08

Send out PMs to these people.

I don't know. How does a panel decide anything anyway?

mehro · 4th November 2007, 21:10

I don't know. I have to do some homework. You do it.

golden_blunder · 4th November 2007, 21:10

youre fuckwits

Spoonatov · 4th November 2007, 21:10

You're good at this type of thing.

I've chosen you to sort it out.

3rd November 2007, 13:17	#3361 (permalink)
olesmyhero has a lazy eye...japs eye Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 4000+ miles west of old trafford Posts: 12,271	Would these be best 100 or favorite 100?

3rd November 2007, 13:29	#3362 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	My idea was Redcafe's top 100 films. . .ie best, which is subjective, obviously. No idea what Mehro wants. I'd have you(Ole) and Cinc for starters. Simon Adebesi and Micheal Hammer know their onions, too. I reckon we could easily have 10 posters, if not more.

3rd November 2007, 13:33	#3363 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	DiaboliQue, Bilbo, FreakyJim and Spammy all seem to be movie lovers and all.

3rd November 2007, 22:34	#3365 (permalink)
mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,437	American Gangster - 7/10 Cliched dialogues, sub plots that lead to nothing. I was hoping for so much more from this movie that I came out really disappointed.

3rd November 2007, 22:40	#3367 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	Well it depends if they want to do it. I'd deffo have Ole, Cinc and Michael Hammer. And the others I mentioned seem to have seen a shedload of films, too. I think it's important we have people who've seen films from all parts of the globe(except Bollyfuckingwood). . .rather than just Hollywood. . .and the odd martial arts movie.

3rd November 2007, 22:43	#3368 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,209	I have around 600 films at home if anyones interested. Edit: Actually, I have around 300

3rd November 2007, 22:43	#3369 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	Oh Mehro and myself too. Nowt wrong with a couple of spastics helping out and all.

3rd November 2007, 22:48	#3371 (permalink)
ILBB15 Annoying Commie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,209	What does Filmbuff mean anyway?

3rd November 2007, 22:49	#3372 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	Means that you're a ponce. Anyone who likes films according to VanNistelrater.

3rd November 2007, 22:54	#3373 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	A proper cappuccino doesn't contain frothed milk but a layer of microfilm.

4th November 2007, 12:00	#3376 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	Well Mehro's taken over, so it's upto him really. But yeah. something along the lines of BFI's top 100.

4th November 2007, 14:44	#3377 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,690	Don't cock this up, mehro.

4th November 2007, 14:47	#3378 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: In the shadows fighting e-crime Posts: 45,713	yeah Mehro, what Spammy said, cock

4th November 2007, 14:52	#3379 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,690	The pressure is on you now mezza, stop licking your Steven Gerrard poster and get to it.

4th November 2007, 14:58	#3380 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: In the shadows fighting e-crime Posts: 45,713	the Great Escape better be in it or I will personally delete your account

4th November 2007, 17:43	#3381 (permalink)
Hammer Michael Feel free to ignore me, I'm boring. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 1,533	Yeah, Mehro...(sorry, just adding to the ganging-up...). So, how's this going to work then?

4th November 2007, 18:15	#3382 (permalink)
mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,437	When did I take over? This is Spoony's baby.

4th November 2007, 18:36	#3383 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: In the shadows fighting e-crime Posts: 45,713	Hot Rod kid who wants to be a stuntman has to raise 50k to save his dads life. random humour, pisstaking, had me chuckling quite a lot 7/10

4th November 2007, 19:24	#3385 (permalink)
mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,437	I already gave you an idea. People nominate and a panel decides on which ones make the list. You can't have too big a panel because if you stick everyone who watches movies on the panel then there'll be noone to do the nominations.

4th November 2007, 19:25	#3386 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	Well I've named some posters. Decide who's in and who's not then.

4th November 2007, 19:31	#3387 (permalink)
Salvation Damnation Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Fictional seduction on a black snow sky Posts: 5,983	panels

4th November 2007, 20:59	#3388 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	I'd have you Salvo, but you'll probably end up saying that anything pre 1985 is shite. Right. . .I've named my panel: Cinc. Olesmyhero. Hammer Michael Mehro (token Indian and bender) ILBB15 Now what?

4th November 2007, 21:07	#3389 (permalink)
mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,437	Since you are the Chairman of the Movie Review Panel, I think you should decide what to do next.

4th November 2007, 21:08	#3390 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	Send out PMs to these people. I don't know. How does a panel decide anything anyway?

4th November 2007, 21:10	#3391 (permalink)
mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,437	I don't know. I have to do some homework. You do it.

4th November 2007, 21:10	#3392 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: In the shadows fighting e-crime Posts: 45,713	youre fuckwits

4th November 2007, 21:10	#3393 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,965	You're good at this type of thing. I've chosen you to sort it out.