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Old 8th June 2009, 13:59   #1 (permalink)
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Rihanna

What's the fucking point of this woman? She's completely talentless. She clearly can't sing...



She's not even a dancer. She justs poses (badly) a lot while people dance around her.

Why is she rich and famous? Staggering. Just staggering.
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:06   #2 (permalink)
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:16   #3 (permalink)
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To say she cant sing is a realy stupid thing to say and to back up your claim with a video of her at 15 is even more stupid.
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:17   #4 (permalink)
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A great example of what modern day music software can do...and make up and soft lighting...and erm photoshop..and video and audio editing and so on.

Most of what you see is not real..i recently discovered that some porn films contain stunt vagina's...used to obtain certain shots. jeez.
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It's because celeb culture is based almost entirely around image, which is itself based around being a poser. It paves the way for talentless weirdos, and often turns people who have actual talent into pointless waffling idiots who wear stupid clothes.
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It's because celeb culture is based almost entirely around image, which is itself based around being a poser. It paves the way for talentless weirdos, and often turns people who have actual talent into pointless waffling idiots who wear stupid clothes.
Sounds like someone has a small forehead...
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:20   #7 (permalink)
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:26   #8 (permalink)
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Sounds like someone has a small forehead...
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:27   #9 (permalink)
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To say she cant sing is a realy stupid thing to say and to back up your claim with a video of her at 15 is even more stupid.
Everyone knows you don't improve technically after 14...
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Old 8th June 2009, 14:52   #12 (permalink)
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She's awful live. Saw her once on TV at some MTV awards and she had her vocals playing in the background. She would just join in.

Its sad that whenever a new artist comes up these days I'm always very cynical as to whether they can actually sing or not.
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Old 8th June 2009, 15:06   #13 (permalink)
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Old 8th June 2009, 15:15   #14 (permalink)
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Fantastic thread.
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Old 8th June 2009, 15:17   #15 (permalink)
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What's the fucking point of this woman? She's completely talentless. She clearly can't sing...



She's not even a dancer. She justs poses (badly) a lot while people dance around her.

Why is she rich and famous? Staggering. Just staggering.
The same could be said of all successful women GG, and the inevitable, invariable answer is ...she is hot.
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Old 8th June 2009, 15:19   #16 (permalink)
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Tell ya one thing, Beyonce can sing. There's no giant team airbrushing her and editing her voice. And she can dance
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Old 8th June 2009, 16:56   #17 (permalink)
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Rihanna's music is totally not the normal genre of music i listen to, but i actually rate her highly. I downloaded her album and its pretty decent. I don't know if she can sing and i never plan on seeing her live, but from just a casual listener of her music, her album is better than 90% of the stuff in the charts these days. I especially couldn't give a fuck if she couldn't sing at 14.
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Old 8th June 2009, 19:09   #18 (permalink)
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Old 8th June 2009, 19:55   #19 (permalink)
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She is ridiculously good looking

That's enough for me
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She is ridiculously good looking

That's enough for me
She's nice looking

Not ridiculously good looking
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Old 8th June 2009, 20:46   #21 (permalink)
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so she's talentless, can't sing, can't dance, big forehead, nice looking but not ridiculously good looking..and yet rich and famous

if this is something to go by we all should be rich and famous, some uglier talentless caftards even more so.
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Old 8th June 2009, 21:00   #22 (permalink)
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Old 9th June 2009, 02:46   #23 (permalink)
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Tell ya one thing, Beyonce can sing. There's no giant team airbrushing her and editing her voice. And she can dance
Hear here.

Rihanna is an sonically engineered puppet.
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Old 9th June 2009, 02:49   #24 (permalink)
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Rihanna is ugly, annoying and can't sing. Chris Brown had the right of it. Down with aliens I say.
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Old 9th June 2009, 03:25   #25 (permalink)
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Pon de replay was a big big tune...
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Old 9th June 2009, 10:02   #26 (permalink)
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She is ridiculously good looking
That's a ridiculous statement.

She's average looking, can barely hold a tune, and doesn't even write her own songs.

Speaks volumes that she's one of the most popular artists out there at the moment.
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Old 9th June 2009, 10:53   #27 (permalink)
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she cant sing, she looks good. She should be a model, or in magazines as a hot piece of ass but as a singer?

The music industry is a disgrace, you dont even have to be able to sing anymore. Just get a bunch of twats to formulate a catchy tune for you and market it well and you're a star.

She is fit but come on, if anyone thinks she an even halfway decent singer they dont have a clue about music or are completely tone def. Even with all the editing and touching up that is obviously done to her voice it remains flat and emotionless.

It's like nails on a blackboard to my ears.

Still she would get it, freak forehead and all.
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Old 9th June 2009, 11:43   #28 (permalink)
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Tell ya one thing, Beyonce can sing. There's no giant team airbrushing her and editing her voice. And she can dance
Well the doc who did her boob job is kinda airbrushing her, for real!

But she definitely can sing. And she's smoking hot, especially compared to forehead. Well done Beyonce

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She's not had a boob job.(Beyonce, that is)
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Actually, she probably has.
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Old 9th June 2009, 11:52   #31 (permalink)
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Old 9th June 2009, 12:35   #33 (permalink)
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Old 9th June 2009, 12:38   #34 (permalink)
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Rihanna is class.

Beyonce is class.

Big fan of Keri Hilson too and I don't care what anyone thinks.

Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad album was bloody brilliant.
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Old 9th June 2009, 12:43   #35 (permalink)
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Rihanna is a another cuteface made famous by the a big record label.
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Old 9th June 2009, 13:17   #36 (permalink)
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From this thread I've come to the conclusion that Rihanna is like Marmite. Brown and smelly.
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Old 9th June 2009, 13:26   #37 (permalink)
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She sings

Who cares, I would.
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That's just the effect of a good bra... I can make my boobs look bigger if I want to...
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Old 9th June 2009, 13:47   #39 (permalink)
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That's just the effect of a good bra... I can make my boobs look bigger if I want to...
Bigger, yes. 5 times bigger? Erm...

She's had a boob job
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That's just the effect of a good bra... I can make my boobs look bigger if I want to...
Pics or it didn't happen (someone was bound to say it)...

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