Top Gear

Ramshock · 30th May 2010, 15:49

listen to the screams of that tit on the camera

Count Duckula · 30th May 2010, 15:53

You'd be dead chuffed if you saw that too, don't lie

Ramshock · 30th May 2010, 15:54

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Originally Posted by Count Duckula

You'd be dead chuffed if you saw that too, don't lie

maybe but i wouldnt be screaming like that

prateik · 30th May 2010, 15:58

i probably would

madhed · 30th May 2010, 16:12

funny.

Almost as funny as listening to Park watch Nani's backheel

prateik · 30th May 2010, 16:22

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Originally Posted by madhed

funny.

Almost as funny as listening to Park watch Nani's backheel

101 · 30th May 2010, 16:23

Wonder what that's all about

UnitedBoy · 30th May 2010, 16:40

legends

Silva · 30th May 2010, 17:00

Absolutely fecking awesome.

esmufc12 · 30th May 2010, 17:12

Awesome!

Lester Freamon · 30th May 2010, 17:18

That's James MAAAAAAAAAY! Yeeeeeees!

I_live_cement · 30th May 2010, 17:45

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Originally Posted by madhed

funny.

Almost as funny as listening to Park watch Nani's backheel

Park?

Mr Chutney · 30th May 2010, 18:00

Hahaha, that's legendary.

yyyyeeeesss!! it's Clarkson!!!

R_Kelly · 30th May 2010, 18:19

excited much?!

42 euros · 30th May 2010, 18:31

Bet that sad twat texted his two mates for hours after that. That is once his blind missus finally found his phone.

Leg-End · 30th May 2010, 18:51

His laugh at 1.25

Cina · 30th May 2010, 19:30

Wonder what they're at. Building their own caravans or some shit?

Mr Chutney · 30th May 2010, 19:55

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Originally Posted by cina

Wonder what they're at. Building their own caravans or some shit?

Looks like it, mobile homes to me.

Tumbling-Dice · 30th May 2010, 22:38

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Originally Posted by 42 euros

Bet that sad twat texted his two mates for hours after that. That is once his blind missus finally found his phone.

Bitter much ?

jveezy · 31st May 2010, 07:07

I don't believe it. May wouldn't be the one in front.

oleonenumber20 · 31st May 2010, 10:37

looks like they are trying to reinvent the caravan

niMic · 31st May 2010, 10:47

Despite its faults, I do love Top Gear. I think I'm going to go watch some good old episodes, actually.

MJLD · 31st May 2010, 11:13

I love Top Gear but those voices are fucking annoying!

Alex99 · 31st May 2010, 12:17

When that episode is show you just know they're going to point out their car to everyone they know whether they watch top gear or not.

niMic · 31st May 2010, 12:19

How any hours of driving do you think they've got on tape? I highly doubt that exact moment will be shown.

Alex99 · 31st May 2010, 12:31

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Originally Posted by niMic

How any hours of driving do you think they've got on tape? I highly doubt that exact moment will be shown.

If it is, then they'll do what I said. If it isn't they'll watch that section over and over again in attempt to find their car.

JezChan · 31st May 2010, 14:04

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Originally Posted by Alex99

If it is, then they'll do what I said. If it isn't they'll watch that section over and over again in attempt to find their car.

Anything for that little extra marketing, eh?

Karel_Poborsky · 31st May 2010, 14:11

Topgear is annoying. It's just so fake, and everything is so planned (even though the pretend its all an accident)

the best example being when they had the caravan fire, yes, despite setting it on fire (on accident apparently) they managed to get 5 or 6 different camera angles and a perfect view of hamster supposedly throwing a pillow out the window onto the next door caravan by mistake.

All fake...saying that I still watch it. I just get mad at how it could be directed/ made so much better.

gambit28 · 31st May 2010, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Karel_Poborsky

Topgear is annoying. It's just so fake, and everything is so planned (even though the pretend its all an accident)

the best example being when they had the caravan fire, yes, despite setting it on fire (on accident apparently) they managed to get 5 or 6 different camera angles and a perfect view of hamster supposedly throwing a pillow out the window onto the next door caravan by mistake.

All fake...saying that I still watch it. I just get mad at how it could be directed/ made so much better.

Of course it's fake it's an entertainment show. Remeber the Vietnam special were Clarkson was conviced he was going to die as he'd never been on a moped before. Guess where he was in one of hid DVDs 15 years previous riding on a moped.

olesmyhero · 31st May 2010, 14:20

Typical woman, "Am I filming?".

Alex99 · 31st May 2010, 14:22

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Originally Posted by Karel_Poborsky

Topgear is annoying. It's just so fake, and everything is so planned (even though the pretend its all an accident)

the best example being when they had the caravan fire, yes, despite setting it on fire (on accident apparently) they managed to get 5 or 6 different camera angles and a perfect view of hamster supposedly throwing a pillow out the window onto the next door caravan by mistake.

All fake...saying that I still watch it. I just get mad at how it could be directed/ made so much better.

I'm sure the show would be really interesting if they just gave them a handheld camera and told them to make it themselves.

RedMist99 · 31st May 2010, 14:34

Bunch of tossers, shit show

The current format was entertaining for about 2 weeks mind

B Cantona · 31st May 2010, 14:39

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Originally Posted by Karel_Poborsky

Topgear is annoying. It's just so fake, and everything is so planned (even though the pretend its all an accident)

the best example being when they had the caravan fire, yes, despite setting it on fire (on accident apparently) they managed to get 5 or 6 different camera angles and a perfect view of hamster supposedly throwing a pillow out the window onto the next door caravan by mistake.

All fake...saying that I still watch it. I just get mad at how it could be directed/ made so much better.

BBC admit Top Gear caravan blaze was a fake | Mail Online

I don't mind a certain degree of creativity, it helps keep the show entertaining. But they lost focus, and the last couple of series have gone overboard with it, and made it too blatantly obvious. As the presenters themselves have gone way over the top in being caricatures of themselves

Hopefully for the new series they'll reign it in a bit. Obviously the format is always going to go a bit stale when its been on for so long with the same people doing the same thing though

Ramshock · 31st May 2010, 16:16

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Originally Posted by RedMist99

Bunch of tossers, shit show

The current format was entertaining for about 2 weeks mind

miserable fucker, i bet you are fun to have a pint with

Spoony Youngblood · 31st May 2010, 16:20

It's not a car show anymore, which is the biggest shame. What I mean is they should concentrate on cars rather than stupidly contrived segments. And I hate Hammond. Fuck off you Clarkson wannabe cunt.

Cina · 31st May 2010, 17:20

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Originally Posted by Spoony Youngblood

It's not a car show anymore, which is the biggest shame. What I mean is they should concentrate on cars rather than stupidly contrived segments. And I hate Hammond. Fuck off you Clarkson wannabe cunt.

Yeah, their discussions seem so contrived now. It is a shame, Top Gear has always had daft and funny segments whilst still reviewing cars, but now they seem to be scripting the entire thing, and Hammonds 'acting' is atrocious.

I still think their specials are brilliant though, especially the Vietnam one last year.

Spoony Youngblood · 31st May 2010, 17:24

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Originally Posted by cina

Yeah, their discussions seem so contrived now. It is a shame, Top Gear has always had daft and funny segments whilst still reviewing cars, but now they seem to be scripting the entire thing, and Hammonds 'acting' is atrocious.

I still think their specials are brilliant though, especially the Vietnam one last year.

Yes. The backdrops and cinematography's usually visually stunning. It's as if they enhance an already specular setting with filters.

olesmyhero · 31st May 2010, 18:00

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Originally Posted by Spoony Youngblood

Yes. The backdrops and cinematography's usually visually stunning. It's as if they enhance an already specular setting with filters.

Their combo of shooting style and post production color grading/correcting is amazing. I saw some photos of the before and after they color grade the video, and it's incredible what they do with the image.

Spoony Youngblood · 31st May 2010, 18:15

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Originally Posted by olesmyhero

Their combo of shooting style and post production color grading/correcting is amazing. I saw some photos of the before and after they color grade the video, and it's incredible what they do with the image.

They can make fields of straw look sexy.

Count Duckula · 31st May 2010, 18:33

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Originally Posted by Spoony Youngblood

They can make fields of straw look sexy.

Thing is, they really can!

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30th May 2010, 15:53	#2 (permalink)
Count Duckula Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. Posts: 16,095	You'd be dead chuffed if you saw that too, don't lie

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madhed Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Winner(By default) of the Newbies Stock exchange 2010... Posts: 3,861	funny. Almost as funny as listening to Park watch Nani's backheel

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UnitedBoy Redcafe Yahoo Pool champion 2007 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: South Wales!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 4,513	legends

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Silva Sticky tip Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Its best if I don't tell you. Posts: 6,667	Absolutely fecking awesome.

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Mr Chutney Mango Mango Man Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Location Location Posts: 3,706	Hahaha, that's legendary. yyyyeeeesss!! it's Clarkson!!!

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42 euros Aka Giggs 11 times Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Wishing I was still in the land of Chicharito Posts: 1,972	Bet that sad twat texted his two mates for hours after that. That is once his blind missus finally found his phone.

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30th May 2010, 19:30	#17 (permalink)
Cina I hate everything Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 13,940	Wonder what they're at. Building their own caravans or some shit?

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jveezy Coach Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Rancho Cordova, California, USA Posts: 14,268	I don't believe it. May wouldn't be the one in front.

31st May 2010, 10:37	#21 (permalink)
oleonenumber20 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,836	looks like they are trying to reinvent the caravan

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niMic may peace and blessings of God be upon me Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: And I'm all out of bubblegum. Posts: 10,781	Despite its faults, I do love Top Gear. I think I'm going to go watch some good old episodes, actually.

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MJLD First Team Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Westminster, UK Posts: 11,628	I love Top Gear but those voices are fucking annoying!

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Alex99 Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2009 Location: Whales Posts: 4,600	When that episode is show you just know they're going to point out their car to everyone they know whether they watch top gear or not.

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niMic may peace and blessings of God be upon me Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: And I'm all out of bubblegum. Posts: 10,781	How any hours of driving do you think they've got on tape? I highly doubt that exact moment will be shown.

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Karel_Poborsky Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Crawling Up Sunnys Jim Posts: 6,231	Topgear is annoying. It's just so fake, and everything is so planned (even though the pretend its all an accident) the best example being when they had the caravan fire, yes, despite setting it on fire (on accident apparently) they managed to get 5 or 6 different camera angles and a perfect view of hamster supposedly throwing a pillow out the window onto the next door caravan by mistake. All fake...saying that I still watch it. I just get mad at how it could be directed/ made so much better.

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olesmyhero Emmy Moses Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 4000+ miles west of old trafford Posts: 23,461	Typical woman, "Am I filming?".

31st May 2010, 14:34	#32 (permalink)
RedMist99 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: South Manchester Posts: 3,350	Bunch of tossers, shit show The current format was entertaining for about 2 weeks mind

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Spoony Youngblood Wants to be more like Top Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: RIP Sydney Youngblood, who died in a tragic go-karting accident in 2007. RIP my cat 2001-09. iRIP Steve Cunting Jobs Posts: 42,368	It's not a car show anymore, which is the biggest shame. What I mean is they should concentrate on cars rather than stupidly contrived segments. And I hate Hammond. Fuck off you Clarkson wannabe cunt.