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Old 30th January 2012, 18:24   #1 (permalink)
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The worst song you've heard this week
I need a thread to rant at all the especially shit pop music that I am subjected to. Here is the first entry.



"Oh I know, let's write a song that names all different places around the world, that's never been done before and it'll make everyone feel included. Then let's auto-tune the shit out of it so that whoever hears it has to wonder for a second if it's supposed to be ironic before they decide 'no, it's just an utterly shit song'"

I don't really mind if no one joins in. I'm enjoying myself. I bet Labrinth is reeling from that scathing critique.
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Old 30th January 2012, 18:40   #2 (permalink)
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That actually deserves to be up there with Friday.
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Old 30th January 2012, 19:19   #3 (permalink)
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Tbh, I thought that other really popular Labrinth song (the one with Tinie Tempah) was rubbish too. The music to it is fine, but the rest of it is just appalling.
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Old 30th January 2012, 19:20   #4 (permalink)
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I heard that song on Radio 1 this afternoon. Terrrrrrrrible.
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Old 30th January 2012, 19:29   #5 (permalink)
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Old 30th January 2012, 20:11   #6 (permalink)
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The chorus is brilliant.
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Old 30th January 2012, 20:16   #7 (permalink)
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The chorus is brilliant.
And some of those are pretty well known singers from the 80s.

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Old 8th February 2012, 04:51   #8 (permalink)
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Now I don't mind MIA but this is so poor. There isn't really any redeeming factor. The lyrics are especially shite and she doesn't sound like she could be arsed with all this singing business.

Edit: MIA gets a late reprieve because this is far worse. Jesus. 25 million people have watched this shit on youtube.
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Old 8th February 2012, 05:11   #9 (permalink)
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The dancing, singing, and everything else is...hilariously bad.
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Old 8th February 2012, 12:35   #10 (permalink)
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My sister was saying the other day that people in school and on Facebook kept talking about Labyrinth and she didn't know what they meant. She said she thought they were talking about the David Bowie movie.
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Old 8th February 2012, 12:57   #11 (permalink)
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Scrumpet, for a while I've thought you've ruined my earphones with that second video. You didnt, but you took away my innocence.
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Old 8th February 2012, 13:01   #12 (permalink)
 
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Any song by The King Blues. Horrendous band.
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Old 8th February 2012, 13:55   #13 (permalink)
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Scrumpet, for a while I've thought you've ruined my earphones with that second video. You didnt, but you took away my innocence.
You must now trick someone else into listening to it. Knowing that you're not alone in suffering is the only thing that helps.
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Old 8th February 2012, 14:04   #14 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 14:12   #15 (permalink)
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most anything by Katie Perry. pure feckin rubbish.

of course she makes shit loads of money off it so good for her but feckin hell, my ears!
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Old 8th February 2012, 14:20   #16 (permalink)
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I like all Katy Perry songs. It shames me but I can't deny it.
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That's amazing.

Not many musicians have a name that so accurately describes their vocal style.
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Old 8th February 2012, 14:59   #18 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 15:15   #19 (permalink)
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Completely ruined it.
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Edit: MIA gets a late reprieve because this is far worse. Jesus. 25 million people have watched this shit on youtube.
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Old 8th February 2012, 17:40   #21 (permalink)
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Madonna's new one is a bit ropey
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Old 8th February 2012, 17:54   #22 (permalink)
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This is truly horrific.
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Old 9th February 2012, 19:16   #24 (permalink)
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Now I don't mind MIA but this is so poor. There isn't really any redeeming factor.
Interesting. I really like that one.
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Old 15th February 2012, 16:11   #29 (permalink)
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I was thinking of bumping this thread myself when I read the Benny Banks thread!
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Old 15th February 2012, 16:14   #30 (permalink)
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Thats shocking, but has nothing on Big Freeda.
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I as just about to post the very same , dreadful
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Old 15th February 2012, 16:33   #32 (permalink)
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WTF is this shit
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Old 15th February 2012, 16:40   #33 (permalink)
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You know when you're browsing youtube and before you know it you've ended up in an odd and terrifying place? This just happened to me.



It doesn't even deserve to be in this thread. It's brilliant!
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Old 15th February 2012, 16:41   #34 (permalink)
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You know when you're browsing youtube and before you know it you've ended up in an odd and terrifying place. This just happened to me.



It doesn't even deserve to be in this thread. It's brilliant!
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Old 15th February 2012, 17:16   #35 (permalink)
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Edit: MIA gets a late reprieve because this is far worse. Jesus. 25 million people have watched this shit on youtube.
I don't understand this world I'm going to go listen to Gershwin and probably never turn the radio on ever again.
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I don't understand this world I'm going to go listen to Gershwin and probably never turn the radio on ever again.
Some of this shit makes even 2Unlimited or Rednex look good...
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Old 15th February 2012, 17:34   #38 (permalink)
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The worst music video ever?




Oh and Cotton-Eye Joe is great, cinc!
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I raise:
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I call that raise with.
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