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Old 9th March 2006, 13:29   #1 (permalink)
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I've had sex and I've also had a vanilla slice...
Right now I'm eating a vanilla slice and I know which I prefer...

Am i right or am I right?
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:30   #2 (permalink)
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Shit...

Wrong neck of the woods.
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:30   #3 (permalink)
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Take it that you was hungry then
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:32   #4 (permalink)
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Oh yes...

But not now.
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:33   #5 (permalink)
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Can sex make me feel this satisfied?

I don't think so.
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:35   #6 (permalink)
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Can sex make me feel this satisfied?

I don't think so.
Maybe you've been doing it wrong
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:37   #7 (permalink)
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So you enjoyed your vanilla slice then
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:38   #8 (permalink)
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No chance...

I've had over twenty years practice.

Best way is to lie on yer right arm so it goes numb.
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Old 9th March 2006, 13:38   #9 (permalink)
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So you enjoyed your vanilla slice then
Fucking gorgeous mate...

The trick is not to have them too often.
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Old 9th March 2006, 15:45   #10 (permalink)
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Right now I'm eating a vanilla slice and I know which I prefer...

Am i right or am I right?
I salute you.
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Old 9th March 2006, 17:05   #11 (permalink)
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No chance...

I've had over twenty years practice.

Best way is to lie on yer right arm so it goes numb.
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Old 9th March 2006, 17:12   #12 (permalink)
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Sack Fergie, Sell Giggs, Get 26th another fucking vanilla slice
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Old 9th March 2006, 21:25   #13 (permalink)
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Are Vanilla slices and Custard slices the same thing? i get easily confused.
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Old 10th March 2006, 13:57   #14 (permalink)
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No mate...

But a bavarian slice is similar only it has a layer of jam.

Hope that helps.
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Old 10th March 2006, 15:17   #15 (permalink)
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No mate...

But a bavarian slice is similar only it has a layer of jam.

Hope that helps.
Whats the difference in Vanilla slices and Custard slices then I call them Vanilla slices but the wife calls them Custard slices
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Old 10th March 2006, 15:19   #16 (permalink)
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Women are daft Mick...

Everyone knows that.
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Old 10th March 2006, 15:21   #17 (permalink)
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Women are daft Mick...

Everyone knows that.
True and shes welsh
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Old 10th March 2006, 15:31   #18 (permalink)
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Forecast pissing down everyday in Bury.
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Old 10th March 2006, 20:21   #19 (permalink)
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imagine having sex with a vanilla slice!
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Old 18th March 2006, 08:46   #20 (permalink)
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True and shes welsh

Whats wrong with the Welsh - wonderful people and yeh my missus is Welsh
too Cymru am byth
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