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Old 5th August 2009, 21:46   #1 (permalink)
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Antonio Valencia-You sexy beast!

Enough said No one should doubt the old master.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:47   #2 (permalink)
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:48   #3 (permalink)
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Brilliant winger, just what we need.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:49   #4 (permalink)
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:49   #5 (permalink)
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Lets hope he doesn't dream about playing for RM...or Valencia for that matter !

although wouldn't begrudge him a move to Valencia.

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Old 5th August 2009, 21:53   #6 (permalink)
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He's lightening.

Nani is looking very good as well against this Valencia side, and has generally been one of our best players during pre-season.

I would like to see both of them as our main wingers - at least the first couple of games.
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What's with posters calling our players sexy

Valencia sexy beast

rooney sexual performance

BerbaSEX

It's scary!
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:57   #8 (permalink)
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Great on the ball, very direct, lightning quick......he's just what we need. He's just take no shit, get at the defenders. None of this fancy stepovers or party tricks, just gets down the flank and gets the cross in
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:57   #9 (permalink)
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He's got this robotic look about him, which can only ever be a positive. The pace he showed when he outran that defender from about 10 yards behind him was ridiculous.

Machine-like.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:58   #10 (permalink)
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What's with posters calling our players sexy

Valencia sexy beast

rooney sexual performance

BerbaSEX

It's scary!
Boss, you know you can come out of that closet without fear. We won't bite...........well not hard anyway
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:58   #11 (permalink)
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:58   #12 (permalink)
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The idiots on here who doubted him is gonna look like fools this season.

Brilliant player.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:58   #13 (permalink)
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So far, he looks quite the player. Not afraid to take anyone on, and is lightning quick.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:59   #14 (permalink)
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His change of pace is his best attribute, imo.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:59   #15 (permalink)
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skips past the defender for fun
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:59   #16 (permalink)
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Fantastic player, linked up nicely with Rooney.
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Old 5th August 2009, 21:59   #17 (permalink)
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Lets hope he doesn't dream about playing for RM...or Valencia for that matter !

although wouldn't begrudge him a move to Valencia.

Fate is fate
He had a chance to sign for Real in Jan and again in june, yet he chose us. plus 1 as they say!
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:00   #18 (permalink)
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:00   #19 (permalink)
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I really am befuddled that hardly any one else vied for his services. Thankfully, of course.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:01   #20 (permalink)
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The idiots on here who doubted him is gonna look like fools this season.

Brilliant player.
You can always bump the posts. I will love it if he proves people wrong, especially those who boldly stated that he will not cut it.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:01   #21 (permalink)
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he's fast as fuck!! him and Nani are going to be brilliant!
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:03   #22 (permalink)
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What's with posters calling our players sexy

Valencia sexy beast

rooney sexual performance

BerbaSEX

It's scary!
Redcafe is soy gay, just watch a matchday thread: "Rooney I love you" "Carrick I love you" "I want to have sex with Giggs" "I want Nani to be my bitch"
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:03   #23 (permalink)
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I really am befuddled that hardly any one else vied for his services. Thankfully, of course.
I'm pretty sure they did, it just seems like he was all intent on joining United though.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:03   #24 (permalink)
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Redcafe is soy gay, just watch a matchday thread: "Rooney I love you" "Carrick I love you" "I want to have sex with Giggs" "I want Nani to be my bitch"
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:04   #25 (permalink)
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His acceleration is unbelieveable. He goes past defenders like they are not even there! Has a fantastic cross in him as well, can't wait to see him go past Premier League defenders every week!
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:04   #26 (permalink)
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Valenica did really well tonight but the one that stood out for me was Tom Cleverley, his first touch, awareness and movement was superb. He is going to be a very big player.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:04   #27 (permalink)
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Great to see a proper winger playing for us again.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:05   #28 (permalink)
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Valenica did really well tonight but the one that stood out for me was Tom Cleverley, his first touch, awareness and movement was superb. He is going to be a very big player.
Yep he played very cleverly.

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Old 5th August 2009, 22:06   #29 (permalink)
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Can we start calling him the black Kanchelskis now?
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:06   #30 (permalink)
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The idiots on here who doubted him is gonna look like fools this season.
Not really - I voiced my concern as he hadn't really impressed me in any of the dozen or so matches I saw him play in last season.

One can only go by what they have seen, and from what I had seen, I didn't think he would make much of an impact for us.
I could of course just have kept quiet and made a generic "He's going to be the best player ever" thus having nothing to lose in the eyes of spastics on the internet - but how is that useful?

He's played two games now, and he's been great, using his pace an acceleration just right and never overcomplicates things.
Looks like he'll prove me wrong, though still very early to say.

Next Giovani Dos Santos will turn out to be the best player since Maradona.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:07   #31 (permalink)
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Looks fantastic, he is completly direct, I am running past you and thats that kind of attitude. Great that he got a decent pre-season under him too.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:07   #32 (permalink)
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We haven't found a replacement for Ronaldo, but we've finally found one for Kanchelskis. Thumbs up so far.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:08   #33 (permalink)
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Really encouraged by the lad,could be a massive player for us for a while.Boy he is exciting and will be a real crowd pleaser
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:08   #34 (permalink)
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The Jackson brothers will be brilliant for us on the wings this season.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:09   #35 (permalink)
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I always said that saying one of Ronaldos great attributes was his strength was wrong.

Valencias strength is real strength.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:09   #36 (permalink)
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The Jackson brothers will be brilliant for us on the wings this season.
Liked that
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:09   #37 (permalink)
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The Jackson brothers will be brilliant for us on the wings this season.
A song needs to be invented of some kind for our 'Jackson 2'
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:11   #38 (permalink)
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:11   #39 (permalink)
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He just walks past players and gets in a cross every time. It's almost bizarre.
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Old 5th August 2009, 22:12   #40 (permalink)
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He was very good, but in the second half he was playing against Thiago Carleto, a young brazillian left back who has been raped by absolutely every opponent he has faced in a Valencia shirt. In the first half it was Mathieu who has a good reputation in France. But then again so did Pascal Cygan.
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