Back from holidays

CnutOfAllCnuts · 24th July 2008, 18:37

No internet, TV or newspapers for over a week.

What's happened? Bullet-points summary required.

Dippersripper · 24th July 2008, 18:37

Welcome back cnut. Stay away from the Ronaldo thread

Pogue Mahone · 24th July 2008, 18:43

GusHiddink had a spaz-attack (worse than usual, even)
That's it

Utd heap · 24th July 2008, 18:52

Eusebio failed a medical.

We've moved on to a young prospect fated for his 'hand of god'.

Partizan · 24th July 2008, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by CnutOfAllCnuts

No internet, TV or newspapers for over a week.

What's happened? Bullet-points summary required.

* Ronaldo has taken to cross dressing.

* Calderon appears to be on the very edge of a nervous breakdown.

* Tevez has got a little fatter.

vijay · 24th July 2008, 21:02

Iam back...

Should hang around for couple of months before going back to exile

ThatOldRedMagic · 24th July 2008, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partizan

* Ronaldo has taken to cross dressing.

* Calderon appears to be on the very edge of a nervous breakdown.

* Tevez has got a little fatter.

Surely you mean 'a little father'?

marcosdeto · 24th July 2008, 21:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by vijay

Iam back...

Should hang around for couple of months before going back to exile

hey Vijay, it's been a long time mate

COAC, hi ...

vijay · 24th July 2008, 21:50

Oye Ha Marcos...How are you mate?

where is Suresh?

He mailed me some time back but now the old fucker has gone missing.

Psmith · 24th July 2008, 21:53

Hello cnut and vijay

Feedingseagulls · 24th July 2008, 21:55

Hope your holiday wasn't too boring.

marcosdeto · 24th July 2008, 22:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by vijay

Oye Ha Marcos...How are you mate?

where is Suresh?

He mailed me some time back but now the old fucker has gone missing.

don't know, mehro says he's in australia or something, i think he lost all his fortune and he's working the streets again

vijay · 24th July 2008, 22:05

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

don't know, mehro says he's in australia or something, i think he lost all his fortune and he's working the streets again

Nope..he is still in Malaysia or Thailand or some where in those parts and alleged he is dating an Malay actress.But he appeared mentally dejected last time when I heard from him.

topper · 24th July 2008, 22:07

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Originally Posted by vijay

Nope..he is still in Malaysia or Thailand or some where in those parts and alleged he is dating an Malay actress.But he appeared mentally dejected last time when I heard from him.

welcome back vijay - where the feck have you been ? and why ? and what for?

topper · 24th July 2008, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by CnutOfAllCnuts

No internet, TV or newspapers for over a week.

What's happened? Bullet-points summary required.

wrong forum idiot

wancolos · 24th July 2008, 22:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by CnutOfAllCnuts

No internet, TV or newspapers for over a week.

What's happened? Bullet-points summary required.

Where have you been?

On the moon?...

marcosdeto · 24th July 2008, 22:09

I miss suresh, one of the good guys here

unlike topper

marcosdeto · 24th July 2008, 22:11

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Originally Posted by wancolos

Where have you been?

On the moon?...

five stars hotel in Liverpool

wancolos · 24th July 2008, 22:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcosdeto

five stars hotel in Liverpool

Surely that doesn't exist?

vijay · 24th July 2008, 22:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by topper

welcome back vijay - where the feck have you been ? and why ? and what for?

I broke with my gf and went on on a business trip to improve my bank balance and still trying to unearth something I had missed..

Richter · 24th July 2008, 22:16

vijay · 24th July 2008, 22:18

Yeah..I was also hanging around guardian blogs for some time...

topper · 24th July 2008, 22:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcosdeto

I miss suresh, one of the good guys here

unlike topper

cnut but by feck I really do like you - too much

topper · 24th July 2008, 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by vijay

I broke with my gf and went on on a business trip to improve my bank balance and still trying to unearth something I had missed..

Viagra ???

Raven_Blade · 24th July 2008, 22:23

* Rimaldo is getting sicker in his head
* Weaste is a pervert
* Spurs accuse us of being hypocrites in the Berbatov saga due to some dodgy journalism in The Sun
* Only God knows where Ronaldo will be playing next season

vijay · 24th July 2008, 22:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by topper

Viagra ???

nope

But there is one herbal viagra available in Chinese shops and the chick said its stronger than the real one..Should work well for some retired lonnies

topper · 24th July 2008, 22:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by vijay

nope

But there is one herbal viagra available in Chinese shops and the chick said its stronger than the real one..Should work well for some retired lonnies

a friend of mine could do with 20 kilos of the herb

CnutOfAllCnuts · 24th July 2008, 22:47

What's going on with the Portuguese cnut, Berbatov and our friendlies then?

Again, bullet points please.

Feedingseagulls · 24th July 2008, 22:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by CnutOfAllCnuts

What's going on with the Portuguese cnut, Berbatov and our friendlies then?

Again, bullet points please.

* Ronaldo is staying.

* Berba is staying at Spurs unless we pay over the odds.

* We are playing pre-season games in South Africa.

marcosdeto · 24th July 2008, 22:59

Tevez wants Ronaldo to be free as a bird, if you ask him, he would push him from a window, just to encourage CR to fly

Top · 24th July 2008, 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by CnutOfAllCnuts

What's going on with the Portuguese cnut, Berbatov and our friendlies then?

Again, bullet points please.

Fergie visited Ronaldo
Ronaldo's staying, he just doesn't know it yet, only God knows apparently
Ronaldo's wearing a tight pink shirt and small shorts
We made a bid around £20 mil for Berbatov
Fergie commented on an un-named potential new signing
United.no had exclusively interviewed Fergie and quoted the un-named player as being Berbatov.
Tottenham flipped, and Levy reported United to the FA
Glaston is deluded
Noggies apologized and said it was all a misunderstanding on their part
We drew the first friendly 1-1
It was a mix of stars, squad players and young players who are never going to make it
We won the next match, again with a mixed team
None of the matches were worth remembering

Danish Voice · 24th July 2008, 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by wancolos

Surely that doesn't exist?

Scousers would have robbed it in a minute.

24th July 2008, 18:37	#1 (permalink)
CnutOfAllCnuts Bald Boring Cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 20,465	Back from holidays No internet, TV or newspapers for over a week. What's happened? Bullet-points summary required.

24th July 2008, 18:43	#3 (permalink)
Pogue Mahone Dr Death wasting tax payers money on the Caf all day Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "As relaxed and natural on the park as a dog chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind" Posts: 13,418	GusHiddink had a spaz-attack (worse than usual, even) That's it

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Dippersripper Educating ignorant bastards about God to achieve a near-perfect world Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: I saw my mate the other day He said he's seen the white Pele So i asked, who is whe? He goes by the now of Wayne Rooney Posts: 8,403	Welcome back cnut. Stay away from the Ronaldo thread

24th July 2008, 18:52	#4 (permalink)
Utd heap First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: At an away ground near you... Posts: 7,461	Eusebio failed a medical. We've moved on to a young prospect fated for his 'hand of god'.

24th July 2008, 21:02	#6 (permalink)
vijay Im rude and disprespectful to the ladies of the forum,though Im happy to cruise Jason and Suresh Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Entertainment Fourm: Winding up the Gaming Gimps Posts: 13,061	Iam back... Should hang around for couple of months before going back to exile

24th July 2008, 21:50	#9 (permalink)
vijay Im rude and disprespectful to the ladies of the forum,though Im happy to cruise Jason and Suresh Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Entertainment Fourm: Winding up the Gaming Gimps Posts: 13,061	Oye Ha Marcos...How are you mate? where is Suresh? He mailed me some time back but now the old fucker has gone missing.

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Psmith First Team Sub Join Date: May 2006 Location: London Posts: 6,205	Hello cnut and vijay

24th July 2008, 21:55	#11 (permalink)
Feedingseagulls Still looking for the seriousness of a child at play Join Date: May 2004 Location: Beyond Good & Evil Posts: 8,586	Hope your holiday wasn't too boring.

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marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 28,346	I miss suresh, one of the good guys here unlike topper

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24th July 2008, 22:18	#22 (permalink)
vijay Im rude and disprespectful to the ladies of the forum,though Im happy to cruise Jason and Suresh Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Entertainment Fourm: Winding up the Gaming Gimps Posts: 13,061	Yeah..I was also hanging around guardian blogs for some time...

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Raven_Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Man Utd Will Never Die! Posts: 17,153	* Rimaldo is getting sicker in his head * Weaste is a pervert * Spurs accuse us of being hypocrites in the Berbatov saga due to some dodgy journalism in The Sun * Only God knows where Ronaldo will be playing next season

24th July 2008, 22:47	#28 (permalink)
CnutOfAllCnuts Bald Boring Cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 20,465	What's going on with the Portuguese cnut, Berbatov and our friendlies then? Again, bullet points please.

24th July 2008, 22:59	#30 (permalink)
marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 28,346	Tevez wants Ronaldo to be free as a bird, if you ask him, he would push him from a window, just to encourage CR to fly