Brilliant Ronaldo idea!

Red Hand Devil · 30th June 2008, 13:38

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Originally Posted by metblack85

I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."

Sorry mate - step away from the keyboard - easy now - no sudden moves!

The "not-so-brilliant thread posting police" are on you're ass mate, for deliberately misleading folk into thinking someone had cracked the Ronaldo saga with a fabulous idea that would be great for all - except those fascists fucks Madrid!

Your valuation of Ronaldinho & Bojan are way off the mark. Bojan has a long way to go to be a permanent starter for Barca, nevermind the reigning European Champions (United that is).

Ronnie doesnt want to go to Barca, so you cant force him... we dont wanna sell him anyway... so thats the end of that!

The lads on here will take the piss outta anything that seems odd, especially strong thread titles that flatter to deceive like yours, but dont be offended its all part of the process, but i wouldnt advise naming a thread "Brilliant idea" unless you found the magic words that will convince the missus to take it up the ass - that would be extremely "Brilliant" and worthy of a Noble Prize

oleonenumber20 · 30th June 2008, 13:38

why dont you do the deal on Football manager then tell us how it goes.

metblack85 · 30th June 2008, 13:39

Okay, sorry.

brophs · 30th June 2008, 13:40

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Originally Posted by metblack85

The hell is your problem? I'm not an idiot. You're an asshole.

I hope you've enjoyed your time in the grown up's forum. I would hazard a guess you won't last too long here.

Really, really REALLY shit idea by the way.

metblack85 · 30th June 2008, 13:40

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Originally Posted by oleonenumber20

why dont you do the deal on Football manager then tell us how it goes.

Because I haven't had it for 5 years or so

Pogue Mahone · 30th June 2008, 13:40

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Originally Posted by metblack85

I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."

Does "brilliant" have a different meaning in America?

Is it, perhaps, an abbreviation for "totally fucking ridiculous"?

Eyepopper · 30th June 2008, 13:40

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Originally Posted by metblack85

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."

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Originally Posted by metblack85

this idea is mostly trying to stick it to Madrid/Ronaldo

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Originally Posted by metblack85

I'd rather drink AIDS piss than have that twat tell Fergie where he's going to play.

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Originally Posted by metblack85

Ronaldo has become my favorite player at OT in the past few seasons,

Now I would rather just see him gone. Even missing his 40 goals, I'd rather see him gone.

But if we send him to Madrid, that's like a woman who lets you have your way with her. You'll assume you can come back for more next time. The next great young player we develop...we'll keep going through this shit.

(issues!)

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Originally Posted by metblack85

I'm not an idiot.

Right..

Paddy · 30th June 2008, 13:41

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Originally Posted by Colly

For a start, you're more concerned with screwing Ronaldo and Madrid than you are at actually getting a good deal for the club. Bojan ? Are you serious ? Not United quality, not by a long way. Ronaldinho is a 28 year-old party boy who's more concerned at nightlife and the price of champagne than he is on his career. Once was the best, no doubt, but it's a long way off now !

€40M is about £29-30M sterling and is nowhere near enough. Taking into account we'd be looking for £80M (sterling) this means that you value Ronaldinho and Bojan at £50M (sterling) combined ! NUTS !!!!

Anyway, none of this is reality so I have just wasted 5 mins of my life explaining it.......

Absolute bollocks. The lad will be world class. He's 17 ffs and scored 10 goals for Barcelona this season. I'm not saying I agree with this transfer suggestion, but come on, Bojan is class, and one of the players Barca would not let leave anyway. Its just like these suggestions of Sergio Ramos as a swap from Real, neither Bojan or Ramos would be released, because top clubs don't sell the best young talent in the world unless the player is a cunt who demands a transfer (cough Ronaldo cough).

metblack85 · 30th June 2008, 13:41

Aren't you guys a bit late? You missed the train

Eyepopper · 30th June 2008, 13:42

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Originally Posted by metblack85

Because I posted a dumb idea on Redcafe.net?
Oh! Wow, I forgot that this website is the global standard for intelligence. I'm glad we have smart people like you around to tell us how smart they are.

Fuck off. You don't have to keep responding to the post if you have nothing of value to add. Some people have used actual ideas to show me the error of my thoughts. That's great. That's why I posted in the first place.

You, however, are just a bored old cunt sitting around slamming someone.
Fucking die slow

I knew you were an idiot...

metblack85 · 30th June 2008, 13:43

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I knew you were an idiot...

You're just a fucking WUM. Don't bother responding, because I'm just gonna close my browser. This was boring.

Eyepopper · 30th June 2008, 13:43

Your green lights still on

Paddy · 30th June 2008, 13:44

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

That's your brilliant idea?

Sounds about right you're from the US of A.

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Originally Posted by Valentino

there is no need to read the post, "Location: Boston, MA, USA" this tells everything.

No need for this either lads. If this is the best you can come up with as a response it says more about you lot. Some perfectly good American posters on this site, no need to tar them all with the same brush.

Valentino · 30th June 2008, 13:45

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

This may be true, but I'm willing to face it..

You're still an idiot

he may not be an idiot!

He is only one evil stupid american. He so evil that he wants to screw everyone Man Utd, Real Madrid, Ronaldo... and there is only stupid ideas how to make everyone unhappy. basically it's not his fault, it's just who he is.

Sarni · 30th June 2008, 13:46

As if Barcelona were willing to do that deal in the first place, they are not even remotely interested in Ronaldo and have no money for a player like that yet you are willing to make football look like a simple business. It's not like selling a TV or a refrigerator, it's way more complicated.

Valentino · 30th June 2008, 13:48

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Originally Posted by paddyf091

No need for this either lads. If this is the best you can come up with as a response it says more about you lot. Some perfectly good American posters on this site, no need to tar them all with the same brush.

right, sorry for the post just next to yours then.

yaka8 · 30th June 2008, 13:49

Why dont we really screw with Madrid and send him down here to play for Melbourne Victory in exchange for Kevin Muscat, Our Weather and also Our Melbourne Cup?

ThatOldRedMagic · 30th June 2008, 13:50

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Originally Posted by metblack85

Because I posted a dumb idea on Redcafe.net?
Oh! Wow, I forgot that this website is the global standard for intelligence. I'm glad we have smart people like you around to tell us how smart they are.

Fuck off. You don't have to keep responding to the post if you have nothing of value to add. Some people have used actual ideas to show me the error of my thoughts. That's great. That's why I posted in the first place.

You, however, are just a bored old cunt sitting around slamming someone.
Fucking die slow

Are you having a bad day old bean?

Paddy · 30th June 2008, 13:51

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Originally Posted by Valentino

right, sorry for the post just next to yours then.

No need to apologise to me, I live in England, just pointing out that you should be able to come up with a better criticism of him than where he lives.

Decotron · 30th June 2008, 13:53

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

Your green lights still on

The popper smells blood, beware................

Eyepopper · 30th June 2008, 13:55

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Originally Posted by metblack85

I'm just gonna close my browser.

See the little X in the top right hand corner, thats the one...

RedDevil#26655 · 30th June 2008, 13:55

idiot

Wibble · 30th June 2008, 14:01

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Originally Posted by metblack85

So you suggest we just roll over and die and obey his commands to send him to Real? I'd rather drink AIDS piss than have that twat tell Fergie where he's going to play.

I'm fairly sure that you can't catch AIDS from urine unless you have blood in it.

I hope that helps.

FlawlessThaw · 30th June 2008, 14:02

Ridiculous thread

Eyepopper · 30th June 2008, 14:02

wibble, will you slap him for wishing me dead?

Wibble · 30th June 2008, 14:09

I might close the thread because it is more Ronaldo silliness when there is a thread for everything Ronaldo transfer specualtion related.

Yes.

That is what I'll do.

Barry Red · 30th June 2008, 14:10

It has always amazed me how many threads degenerate into a slanging match. Still...

The answer to this is quite simple... If his heart isn't at the club sell him for whatever we can get, but retain his image rights. Let's see how badly Madrid want him then......

Sultan · 30th June 2008, 14:12

Threads of this quality takes the quality of the United forum down.

I was contemplating sending him back down to the newbies, than on second thoughts I had sympathy for the newbs.

Edit: Wibbs sorting the problem.

kundalini · 30th June 2008, 14:12

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Originally Posted by metblack85

Anyone care to actually tell me why that idea is shit, instead of just saying it is?

If you recall, we agree a £30m deal with Barcelona for David Beckham but he want to go to Madrid and indeed did so, for approx £25m.

Barcelona have already said they are not interested in buying Ronaldo. I could find the actual quotes from Pep Guardiola if you really wanted.

Ronaldo is a superb player who happens to suit our team, or rather our team is set up to get the most out of him. Ronaldinho and other great players could quite easily turn out to be Verons for United; Veron was an excellent player but it just didn't work and we spent a huge amount of energy changing the formation in an attempt to find one that worked for him but without success.

Sultan · 30th June 2008, 14:18

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Originally Posted by metblack85

Anyone care to actually tell me why that idea is shit, instead of just saying it is?

Maybe the idea is not acceptable with Barca?

30th June 2008, 13:38	#42 (permalink)
oleonenumber20 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,210	why dont you do the deal on Football manager then tell us how it goes.

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metblack85 Youth Team Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Your ass Posts: 292	Aren't you guys a bit late? You missed the train

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,917	Your green lights still on

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Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan. Thinks hes intelligent though. Nutter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Krakow Posts: 11,820	As if Barcelona were willing to do that deal in the first place, they are not even remotely interested in Ronaldo and have no money for a player like that yet you are willing to make football look like a simple business. It's not like selling a TV or a refrigerator, it's way more complicated.

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yaka8 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 630	Why dont we really screw with Madrid and send him down here to play for Melbourne Victory in exchange for Kevin Muscat, Our Weather and also Our Melbourne Cup?

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Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 35,632	I might close the thread because it is more Ronaldo silliness when there is a thread for everything Ronaldo transfer specualtion related. Yes. That is what I'll do.

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Barry Red Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: S Wales Posts: 670	It has always amazed me how many threads degenerate into a slanging match. Still... The answer to this is quite simple... If his heart isn't at the club sell him for whatever we can get, but retain his image rights. Let's see how badly Madrid want him then......

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Sultan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown Posts: 16,781	Threads of this quality takes the quality of the United forum down. I was contemplating sending him back down to the newbies, than on second thoughts I had sympathy for the newbs. Edit: Wibbs sorting the problem.