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Old 30th June 2008, 12:55   #1 (permalink)
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Brilliant Ronaldo idea!

I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."
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Old 30th June 2008, 12:56   #2 (permalink)
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but.. what shall we do with bojan and ronaldinho?

sounds like a rip off imo..
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Old 30th June 2008, 12:57   #3 (permalink)
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I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."
Lets hope you don't have too many more brilliant ideas.
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Old 30th June 2008, 12:57   #4 (permalink)
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Ronaldo & Messi in the same team
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Old 30th June 2008, 12:58   #5 (permalink)
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Bojan will develop amazingly as another strike threat in the next few years.
Ronaldinho helps replace the creativity lost by Ronaldo's departure while he still has a couple of years left before he's over the hill.
I think we could find plenty of opportunity for both players, but this idea is mostly trying to stick it to Madrid/Ronaldo
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I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."
That'd be the worst deal in history !!!
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Old 30th June 2008, 12:58   #7 (permalink)
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I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."
That's your brilliant idea?

Sounds about right you're from the US of A.
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:00   #8 (permalink)
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Lets hope you don't have too many more brilliant ideas.
So you suggest we just roll over and die and obey his commands to send him to Real? I'd rather drink AIDS piss than have that twat tell Fergie where he's going to play.
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I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."
GENIUS, keep the brilliant ideas coming
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:01   #10 (permalink)
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Anyone care to actually tell me why that idea is shit, instead of just saying it is?
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:03   #11 (permalink)
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Anyone care to actually tell me why that idea is shit, instead of just saying it is?
The idea that a team with Ronaldo and Messi in it isn't gear up to win the Champions League probably.
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So you suggest we just roll over and die and obey his commands to send him to Real? I'd rather drink AIDS piss than have that twat tell Fergie where he's going to play.
You do realise Ronaldo would have to agree to this right?so if he says no, i still want to go to madrid,then pretty much thats the only place he will go
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:04   #13 (permalink)
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Anyone care to actually tell me why that idea is shit, instead of just saying it is?
Well, first up, Ronaldo doesn't want Barcelona, its Madrid he wants, and I doubt we could force him to sign for a club he doesn't want to play for.
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I just had an epiphany:
Ronaldo wants a transfer to Spain, does he?
Why don't we sell him to Barca in exchange for Bojan, Ronaldinho, and 40 million Euros?

A) This screws him a bit, because Barca aren't a side that is built to win the Champion's League in the next 2-3 years or so.
B) This is a HUGE fuck you to Madrid, so those fucking cunts never pull this shit again.

"Tap up our players, and we'll sell them to Barca just to make a point."
You dont have a clue do you, stick to Baseball or NBA
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The idea that a team with Ronaldo and Messi in it isn't gear up to win the Champions League probably.
But aren't they going to be in a bit of trouble when 1/3 of their players are sold? The Etoos and the Decos of the squad?
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touche partizan
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You dont have a clue do you, stick to Baseball or NBA
I bet I've played more soccer/football than you have, I don't think thats really fair
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:07   #18 (permalink)
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I bet I've played more soccer/football than you have, I don't think thats really fair
No, its not. You have every right to your opinion, its just that on this occasion you're wrong.
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:09   #19 (permalink)
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But aren't they going to be in a bit of trouble when 1/3 of their players are sold? The Etoos and the Decos of the squad?
You mean those chaps that they want to get rid of?

Like we struggled when Ince, Kanchelskis and Hughes went?

Barca wouldn't release top players without good reason.
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:09   #21 (permalink)
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Okay...then how do we get full value for Ronaldo and not send him to Madrid? This is what I'm trying to figure out.
Can't we just offer him a transfer somewhere that isn't Madrid, saying "Take it or get ready for preseason with us..."?
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But aren't they going to be in a bit of trouble when 1/3 of their players are sold? The Etoos and the Decos of the squad?
They say he's surplus to requirements there, but up to now not one team has shown any interest in Eto'o (Possibly because he will cost too much) so I could see him staying.

So say Ronaldo went to Barca, you'd be looking at the front 3:

-------------------------Eto'o------------------------

--------Ronaldo------------------------Messi----------

So the 2 best players in the world feeding (When on form) the world's best striker. Scary prospect.
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Anyone care to actually tell me why that idea is shit, instead of just saying it is?
For a start, you're more concerned with screwing Ronaldo and Madrid than you are at actually getting a good deal for the club. Bojan ? Are you serious ? Not United quality, not by a long way. Ronaldinho is a 28 year-old party boy who's more concerned at nightlife and the price of champagne than he is on his career. Once was the best, no doubt, but it's a long way off now !

€40M is about £29-30M sterling and is nowhere near enough. Taking into account we'd be looking for £80M (sterling) this means that you value Ronaldinho and Bojan at £50M (sterling) combined ! NUTS !!!!

Anyway, none of this is reality so I have just wasted 5 mins of my life explaining it.......
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Thats probably the single most ridiculous suggestion I've ever heard..

At first I thought you were just taking the piss..
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Old 30th June 2008, 13:14   #25 (permalink)
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Okay...then how do we get full value for Ronaldo and not send him to Madrid? This is what I'm trying to figure out.
Can't we just offer him a transfer somewhere that isn't Madrid, saying "Take it or get ready for preseason with us..."?
Ronaldo, whether we like it or not will end up playing for thr Franco bastards, just not this coming season. we have to make sure we get FULL market value for him, when the time comes, and invest it in the squad.
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there's a big Ronaldo thread in case you were wondering btw
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I love the way you've titled your own thread as 'Brilliant' too btw..
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No, I just like both those players. The "Brilliance" was just anger because Ronaldo has become my favorite player at OT in the past few seasons, but as soon as this stuff started coming out, it really pissed me off. Now I would rather just see him gone. Even missing his 40 goals, I'd rather see him gone.

But if we send him to Madrid, that's like a woman who lets you have your way with her. You'll assume you can come back for more next time. The next great young player we develop...we'll keep going through this shit.
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They say he's surplus to requirements there, but up to now not one team has shown any interest in Eto'o (Possibly because he will cost too much) so I could see him staying.

So say Ronaldo went to Barca, you'd be looking at the front 3:

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--------Ronaldo------------------------Messi----------

So the 2 best players in the world feeding (When on form) the world's best striker. Scary prospect.
Ronaldo doesn't feed, he eats.
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Into the Ronaldo thread mods, with the rest of the bollox.
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No, I just like both those players. The "Brilliance" was just anger because Ronaldo has become my favorite player at OT in the past few seasons, but as soon as this stuff started coming out, it really pissed me off. Now I would rather just see him gone. Even missing his 40 goals, I'd rather see him gone.

But if we send him to Madrid, that's like a woman who lets you have your way with her. You'll assume you can come back for more next time. The next great young player we develop...we'll keep going through this shit.
You're an idiot, hope this helps!
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