Call Doctor Who!

A1Dan · 5th June 2008, 18:14

There seems to have been some freaky rupture in the space-time continuum, which has opened up a portal to the transfer forum, through which hordes of transfer muppets are now pouring.
We're now having to dodge words such as Alves, Fabiano, Richards and Ben Arfa, which are flying around the forum indiscriminately. This threatens the very existence of the United forum, and I for one am very scared.

Partizan · 5th June 2008, 18:31

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Originally Posted by A1Dan

There seems to have been some freaky rupture in the space-time continuum, which has opened up a portal to the transfer forum, through which hordes of transfer muppets are now pouring.
We're now having to dodge words such as Alves, Fabiano, Richards and Ben Arfa, which are flying around the forum indiscriminately. This threatens the very existence of the United forum, and I for one am very scared.

I hope that Billie Piper comes with him, gives me a right hard on, dirty puffy lipped little Minx.

A1Dan · 5th June 2008, 18:33

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Originally Posted by Partizan

I hope that Billie Piper comes with him, gives me a right hard on, dirty puffy lipped little Minx.

Yeah, i was gutted when she left the programme to do Secret Diary of a Call Gir... oh, hang on, no I wasn't.

Partizan · 5th June 2008, 18:38

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Originally Posted by A1Dan

Yeah, i was gutted when she left the programme to do Secret Diary of a Call Gir... oh, hang on, no I wasn't.

"Fergie to sign Billie Piper" Oh hold on thats muppetry.

ralphie88 · 5th June 2008, 18:40

How exactly would you call Doctor Who? He could be anywhere in time and space.....

Er... no hang on a minute, the new Doctor Who will be in 21st Century London or Cardiff. You'd just need his mobile number.

711 · 5th June 2008, 18:42

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Originally Posted by ralphie88

How exactly would you call Doctor Who? He could be anywhere in time and space.....

Er... no hang on a minute, the new Doctor Who will be in 21st Century London or Cardiff. You'd just need his mobile number.

Good point, this proves Berbatov and Ramsey are coming.

ZIDANE · 5th June 2008, 18:48

Kaka is coming.

Tumbling-Dice · 5th June 2008, 18:50

Ian Brown is the second coming.

Raven_Blade · 5th June 2008, 18:52

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Originally Posted by ZIDANE

Kaka is coming.

He really is. There are some pretty reputable reports coming in.

ralphie88 · 5th June 2008, 18:59

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Kaka is cumming.

Uurgh.

BahamaRed · 8th June 2008, 02:33

Love the doctor. I think he's arrived anyway. The forums are in chaos. Ronaldo forum seems to have imploded and the dreaded demon mehro has swallowed his foot but is said to be recovering.

samabachan · 8th June 2008, 02:40

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Originally Posted by ralphie88

Uurgh.

To be fair to the fella you would be too if you could see his missus.

kietotheworld · 8th June 2008, 02:51

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Originally Posted by ZIDANE

Kaka is coming.

So am I

5th June 2008, 18:14	#1 (permalink)
A1Dan First Team Regular Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Where the goals come from. Posts: 10,622	Call Doctor Who! There seems to have been some freaky rupture in the space-time continuum, which has opened up a portal to the transfer forum, through which hordes of transfer muppets are now pouring. We're now having to dodge words such as Alves, Fabiano, Richards and Ben Arfa, which are flying around the forum indiscriminately. This threatens the very existence of the United forum, and I for one am very scared.

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ralphie88 Bitterer than a bitter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: http://www.joinmust.org/ Posts: 5,956	How exactly would you call Doctor Who? He could be anywhere in time and space..... Er... no hang on a minute, the new Doctor Who will be in 21st Century London or Cardiff. You'd just need his mobile number.

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ZIDANE Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: "..undoubtedly the best midfielder of his generation." Zizou on Scholes Posts: 4,418	Kaka is coming.

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BahamaRed Legend Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 10,170	Love the doctor. I think he's arrived anyway. The forums are in chaos. Ronaldo forum seems to have imploded and the dreaded demon mehro has swallowed his foot but is said to be recovering.