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Old 11th January 2012, 10:55   #1 (permalink)
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'SAF and Wayne Rooney share a joke on return from B'allon D'or'.... now that thats out of the way lets try the less obvious ones.


Wayne: 'So they line them all up and I decide to pick oldest, ugliest one, just for the laugh like'
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Old 11th January 2012, 11:20   #7 (permalink)
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'And while they were doing my hair plugs, I said I may aswell get them to give me this gigantic hand'
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Nemanja Vidic stares out of the window of a plane.
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Old 11th January 2012, 11:42   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11th January 2012, 11:46   #12 (permalink)
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Those are the only type of celebrations Liverpool will be having this year
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Old 11th January 2012, 11:50   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11th January 2012, 11:51   #14 (permalink)
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RedCafe's vuc, sat in the seat behind Fergie, finally gets to meet Vidic and in his excitement has a "happy accident" on poor Nemanja's ear.
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Old 11th January 2012, 12:13   #20 (permalink)
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Old 11th January 2012, 12:17   #21 (permalink)
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Old 11th January 2012, 12:18   #22 (permalink)
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