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Old 18th July 2009, 00:46   #1 (permalink)
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Diouf Watch

So, we have a new striker playing in the Noggie league. I assume that most Norwegian caftards will be keeping an eye on him from now on - and indeed probably a few other 'tards as well, so might perhaps be good to have a Diouf Watch thread. 5 bonus points for the first person to post a picture of a watch with Diouf's head photoshopped onto the face as well.....
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Old 18th July 2009, 00:53   #2 (permalink)
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Fact File: Manchester Utd’s new signing Mame Biram Diouf

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.ph...me-biram-diouf

some of his flips are like Nani
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Good player, will watch him more close from now on I think his very fast, very strong and got a great finish. Got some tricks as well Could be a future superstar
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He needs a cool nickname.
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Old 18th July 2009, 01:22   #7 (permalink)
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Hope this doesn't ends like Manucho´s thread.
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Good player, will watch him more close from now on I think his very fast, very strong and got a great finish. Got some tricks as well Could be a future superstar
is he as good as Manucho or Dong, i'm confused.

and is he faster Berbatov on his tractor :

http://dimitar-berbatov.net/dimitar-...iving-tractor/

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Old 18th July 2009, 04:13   #10 (permalink)
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Old 18th July 2009, 18:25   #16 (permalink)
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He looks more like Slim Charles if you ask me.
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He looks more like Slim Charles if you ask me.
Nah that's Manuchao.
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Old 24th July 2009, 17:16   #22 (permalink)
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Mame still seems confused and flabbergasted at his transfer, and at the prospect of playing in the PL, with Rooney and for SAF.

http://www.vgtv.no/?id=23407&category=52
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Old 24th July 2009, 18:10   #23 (permalink)
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I think the Black Manucho is the perfect nickname.
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I think the Black Manucho is the perfect nickname.
That's racists.
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Racist thread.
Preferring men is also racist.
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He looks more like Slim Charles if you ask me.
We weren't asking you, McNulty Jr.
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Preferring men is homo.
Preferring Thai ladyboys is racist.
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Preferring Thai ladyboys is racist.
Preferring men is an insult to women, which is a race, which makes it racist.
Thai ladyboys are not even human beings.
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So, we have a new striker playing in the Noggie league. I assume that most Norwegian caftards will be keeping an eye on him from now on - and indeed probably a few other 'tards as well, so might perhaps be good to have a Diouf Watch thread. 5 bonus points for the first person to post a picture of a watch with Diouf's head photoshopped onto the face as well.....


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Old 25th July 2009, 00:22   #36 (permalink)
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Yes, Mame is every single black guy on earth.
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Yes, Mame is every single black guy on earth.
Who's all the occupied black guys on earth then?
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Creepy. He looks like a white guy I work with, but black (Not being racist)
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Doesn't look anything like him.
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