Diouf Watch

carpy · 25th July 2009, 01:01

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Originally Posted by kouroux

You're one serious cat aren't you carpy ?

I'm serious about Mame being every black guy on earth. I forgot to mention that he's every black guy on earth of all time.

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Originally Posted by lao

Who's all the occupied black guys on earth then?

Mame.

Doevle · 25th July 2009, 09:09

I'm going to see im play live tomorrow, my local team Sandefjord is playing Molde. I'll give you an update on Mame when I return

R.Nilsson7 · 25th July 2009, 09:59

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Originally Posted by lao

We weren't asking you, McNulty Jr.

Well...at least i'm not Omar's bum boy...

Laphroaig · 26th July 2009, 17:02

Any streams for Sandefjord - Molde?

mexos · 26th July 2009, 17:02

nah. but he just almost scored..

mexos · 26th July 2009, 17:15

pillory · 26th July 2009, 17:17

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Originally Posted by mexos

nah. but he just almost scored..

And again. Or so they say.

R.Nilsson7 · 26th July 2009, 17:18

Has he scored 4 goals yet?

pillory · 26th July 2009, 17:19

No, but he's missed three great chances inside 13 minutes. I think that bodes well.

pillory · 26th July 2009, 17:23

We've signed the other one as well:

"Pape Pate Diouf leker seg med Sandefjord-forsvaret, og får til slutt avsluttet. Fin prestasjon av den United-klare spissen. Ballen treffer en forsvarer og går til corner."

mexos · 26th July 2009, 17:34

Just read that

pillory · 26th July 2009, 18:19

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Originally Posted by pillory

And again. Or so they say.

And again.

kevg · 26th July 2009, 18:24

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Originally Posted by pillory

We've signed the other one as well:

"Pape Pate Diouf leker seg med Sandefjord-forsvaret, og får til slutt avsluttet. Fin prestasjon av den United-klare spissen. Ballen treffer en forsvarer og går til corner."

Just translated this online, and this is quite some news:

Parrot Patent Diouf playing her along with Sandefjord - advocacy , and getting at last closed. Fine achievement at it United - afford the jag. Dances am hitting a defend and goes at corner

pillory · 26th July 2009, 19:41

I had a look at his misses. They weren't that bad. And at least one of them was the other Diouf.

Acquire Me · 27th July 2009, 12:55

His the new Eto`o

pillory · 27th July 2009, 13:19

Huseklepp is now officially better than Mame. We bought the wrong guy.

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 13:35

NFF (Noggie FA) is trying to stir things up. They are worried that agent Jim Solbakken may represented more than one part in this deal, thus having had a conflict of interest. He certainly represented Molde in the negotiations with United, and allegedly acted as Mame's agent as well. However, this seems to be false accusations, Solbakken himself denies to having been Mame's agent. Source.

More interestingly, Molde is playing Start today at 15:00 (English time). It should be a very good match, and another four goals for our new Manucho. I couldn't find a stream for it, but noggies will watch it on NRK1.

Top · 1st August 2009, 13:45

I might just tune in to watch that, though Norwegian football usually bores me to tears.

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 14:05

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Originally Posted by Top

I might just tune in to watch that, though Norwegian football usually bores me to tears.

The league has been won by entertaining teams the last couple of seasons. Brann were excellent, and so were Stabæk. Stabæk were very unlucky (and inefficient) against your men FCK. In fact, in relation to that match the media over here showcased the arrogance and ignorance of the Danish's view of noggieball. (But I'd be incredibly bored watching Danish and Swedish football, or even something like Sandefjord - Lillestrøm, simply because I have no interest in it.)

Molde and Start are two of the most enjoyable teams to watch this year, so I'm sure you won't get bore. And remember to keep an eye on Molde's Thioune and Start's Bolanos.

Top · 1st August 2009, 14:30

For what it's worth; I was rooting for Stabæk against FCK - no Danish team in the Champions League = bigger chance of me being able to watch United without having to go down to the pub.

Top · 1st August 2009, 15:37

He's been great in this first half - he's that white bloke named Hoseth, right?

ninja_alan · 1st August 2009, 15:43

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Originally Posted by Top

He's been great in this first half - he's that white bloke named Hoseth, right?

Must be him. Diouf could have had a couple of assists if some of his team mates had been a bit more efficient.

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 15:52

Diouf would've had a goal if the linesman hadn't wrongly called Hoseth offside. He's been quite unselfish today, and should've had an assist or two. Hoseth has been sublime.

How did Hoseth do in Denmark, Top?

Dyslexic Untied · 1st August 2009, 16:00

Hoseth can be a tidy footballer on his day

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 16:13

Diouf should probably have had a penalty there

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 16:16

Mameeeeee

ninja_alan · 1st August 2009, 16:16

Diouf scores with a good header.

Xander45 · 1st August 2009, 16:18

Was that his third or fourth of the game?

ninja_alan · 1st August 2009, 16:19

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Originally Posted by Xander45

Was that his third or fourth of the game?

His first.

Xander45 · 1st August 2009, 16:22

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Originally Posted by ninja_alan

His first.

Only kidding sir. How does he look then? Be good to have a striker who's more than competent with his head again.

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 16:44

He's excellent defensively.

ninja_alan · 1st August 2009, 16:50

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Originally Posted by Xander45

Only kidding sir. How does he look then? Be good to have a striker who's more than competent with his head again.

He's played rather well today. Needs to improve on he's decision making though.

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 17:02

He did well today, one goal is decent considering that he was a left sided attacker and not a striker. He's got a bunch of great attributes. He's a great athlete, quick and strong, and he applies his physicality very well defensively as well as in attack. He works hard for the team and wins the ball quite a lot for an attacker, but (unlike headlesschickentevez) his defensive work doesn't take away from his attacking threat.

He's skillful, good close control and dribbling, and surprisingly intelligent. His movement is good and vision is quite good, and he often chooses a simple pass, or a more telling one, rather than trying to do things by himself.

The one thing that lets him down is when he gets into good positions, his finishing isn't great, and he often gets a bit nervous and makes a wrong or weird decision to pass or dribble.

Raven Blade · 1st August 2009, 17:30

Sounds promising. Hopefully he will continue to score goals and develop the finishing side of his game before he joins us. He is a talented striker and we will hope to make something special out of him.

CasaStreets · 1st August 2009, 17:53

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

He's skillful, good close control and dribbling, and surprisingly intelligent. His movement is good and vision is quite good, and he often chooses a simple pass, or a more telling one, rather than trying to do things by himself.

that's racist

thanks for the review

mexos · 1st August 2009, 18:10

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Originally Posted by Top

I might just tune in to watch that, though Norwegian football usually bores me to tears.

The tears on my cheek is from laughter. Great game.

Scholesy · 1st August 2009, 18:16

Diouf & Ljajic in January will be exciting, I hope were still in the CC.

GledTheRed · 1st August 2009, 19:07

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Originally Posted by mexos

The tears on my cheek is from laughter. Great game.

Is that photo real?

Laphroaig · 1st August 2009, 19:14

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Originally Posted by CasaStreets

that's racist

Heh, that had to come. Surprising because it's not his most immediately striking characteristic, and that his decision making is sometimes a bit off. But he's got a good eye for his and others' space.

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Originally Posted by mexos

The tears on my cheek is from laughter. Great game.

But to be fair Start were very poor.

KingEric7 · 1st August 2009, 19:17

What the fuck? I thought he scored 4 goals every single game? Wankers.

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25th July 2009, 09:09	#42 (permalink)
Doevle First Team Sub Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,867	I'm going to see im play live tomorrow, my local team Sandefjord is playing Molde. I'll give you an update on Mame when I return

26th July 2009, 17:02	#44 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	Any streams for Sandefjord - Molde?

26th July 2009, 17:02	#45 (permalink)
mexos Academy player Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,813	nah. but he just almost scored..

26th July 2009, 17:15	#46 (permalink)
mexos Academy player Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,813

26th July 2009, 17:18	#48 (permalink)
R.Nilsson7 First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The light behind your eyes Posts: 17,439	Has he scored 4 goals yet?

26th July 2009, 17:19	#49 (permalink)
pillory First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Symptomless coma Posts: 7,706	No, but he's missed three great chances inside 13 minutes. I think that bodes well.

26th July 2009, 17:23	#50 (permalink)
pillory First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Symptomless coma Posts: 7,706	We've signed the other one as well: "Pape Pate Diouf leker seg med Sandefjord-forsvaret, og får til slutt avsluttet. Fin prestasjon av den United-klare spissen. Ballen treffer en forsvarer og går til corner."

26th July 2009, 17:34	#51 (permalink)
mexos Academy player Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,813	Just read that

26th July 2009, 19:41	#54 (permalink)
pillory First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Symptomless coma Posts: 7,706	I had a look at his misses. They weren't that bad. And at least one of them was the other Diouf.

27th July 2009, 12:55	#55 (permalink)
Acquire Me Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "To celebrate with the fans after scoring has been one of my aims over the last few years. " Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Posts: 1,532	His the new Eto`o

27th July 2009, 13:19	#56 (permalink)
pillory First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Symptomless coma Posts: 7,706	Huseklepp is now officially better than Mame. We bought the wrong guy.

1st August 2009, 13:35	#57 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	NFF (Noggie FA) is trying to stir things up. They are worried that agent Jim Solbakken may represented more than one part in this deal, thus having had a conflict of interest. He certainly represented Molde in the negotiations with United, and allegedly acted as Mame's agent as well. However, this seems to be false accusations, Solbakken himself denies to having been Mame's agent. Source. More interestingly, Molde is playing Start today at 15:00 (English time). It should be a very good match, and another four goals for our new Manucho. I couldn't find a stream for it, but noggies will watch it on NRK1.

1st August 2009, 13:45	#58 (permalink)
Top Admin Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 23,558	I might just tune in to watch that, though Norwegian football usually bores me to tears.

1st August 2009, 14:30	#60 (permalink)
Top Admin Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 23,558	For what it's worth; I was rooting for Stabæk against FCK - no Danish team in the Champions League = bigger chance of me being able to watch United without having to go down to the pub.

1st August 2009, 15:37	#61 (permalink)
Top Admin Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 23,558	He's been great in this first half - he's that white bloke named Hoseth, right?

1st August 2009, 15:52	#63 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	Diouf would've had a goal if the linesman hadn't wrongly called Hoseth offside. He's been quite unselfish today, and should've had an assist or two. Hoseth has been sublime. How did Hoseth do in Denmark, Top?

1st August 2009, 16:00	#64 (permalink)
Dyslexic Untied First Team Sub Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,642	Hoseth can be a tidy footballer on his day

1st August 2009, 16:13	#65 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	Diouf should probably have had a penalty there

1st August 2009, 16:16	#66 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	Mameeeeee

1st August 2009, 16:16	#67 (permalink)
ninja_alan Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Up in the sky Posts: 1,798	Diouf scores with a good header.

1st August 2009, 16:18	#68 (permalink)
Xander45 Know-It-All Champion May 2009 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Fratton Park, play up Pompey! Posts: 18,109	Was that his third or fourth of the game?

1st August 2009, 16:44	#71 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	He's excellent defensively.

1st August 2009, 17:02	#73 (permalink)
Laphroaig First Team Regular Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: By the Light of a Magical Moon Posts: 13,320	He did well today, one goal is decent considering that he was a left sided attacker and not a striker. He's got a bunch of great attributes. He's a great athlete, quick and strong, and he applies his physicality very well defensively as well as in attack. He works hard for the team and wins the ball quite a lot for an attacker, but (unlike headlesschickentevez) his defensive work doesn't take away from his attacking threat. He's skillful, good close control and dribbling, and surprisingly intelligent. His movement is good and vision is quite good, and he often chooses a simple pass, or a more telling one, rather than trying to do things by himself. The one thing that lets him down is when he gets into good positions, his finishing isn't great, and he often gets a bit nervous and makes a wrong or weird decision to pass or dribble.

1st August 2009, 17:30	#74 (permalink)
Raven Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Red till i'm dead.. Posts: 30,978	Sounds promising. Hopefully he will continue to score goals and develop the finishing side of his game before he joins us. He is a talented striker and we will hope to make something special out of him.

1st August 2009, 18:16	#77 (permalink)
Scholesy Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 'And Solskjær has won it' Posts: 9,509	Diouf & Ljajic in January will be exciting, I hope were still in the CC.

1st August 2009, 19:17	#80 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived. Posts: 18,938	What the fuck? I thought he scored 4 goals every single game? Wankers.