Diouf Watch

gh78 · 18th January 2010, 22:12

Interesting point, I wonder what his touches to goal ratio is?

carpy · 18th January 2010, 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scholesy

Diouf could still be awful...

Impossible to judge him since hes only had around 6 touches.

I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.

Would hate to see him in our first team permanently. I cant stand the sight of him.

And also, hes invisible every match I watch him. He is a natural goalscorer, but his all round play is hurrendous.

Scholesy · 18th January 2010, 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by carpy

I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.

Would hate to see him in our first team permanently. I cant stand the sight of him.

And also, hes invisible every match I watch him. He is a natural goalscorer, but his all round play is hurrendous.

You weerdo.

I am just warning of what could happen. Lets not start to overhype(seriously) him already.

odinnh · 18th January 2010, 22:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andersonsonson

White men cant jump....

Class movie

Its more like fat man cant jump.

Berlinknives · 20th January 2010, 12:50

DIOUF FACTS:

Diouf is not allowed to play upfront with Berbatov, as the strike force would be so cool it would freeze the pitch.

When Valencia assisted Diouf's goal, he smiled.

Rahul · 20th January 2010, 13:00

Came on yesterday and provided our first aerial threat to the City defence from a corner.

A nation held its breath as the ball whistled away for a goal kick.

Moultz · 20th January 2010, 19:02

The best photo of Diouf to date!

Moultz · 20th January 2010, 19:20

Mame Biram Diouf | Facebook

ALL BECOME FANS OF DIOUF

cw1984 · 20th January 2010, 20:59

Terribly executed fake.

gambit28 · 20th January 2010, 21:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moultz

The best photo of Diouf to date!

Hows he balancing on that corner flag. Miraculous.

Chirag · 21st January 2010, 11:23

I think he is sure to get into the CL squad now considering O'Shea is surely out for the rest of the season..

Moultz · 21st January 2010, 16:47

yeh it was on the radio before about John'O. Feel for him to be honest!

muller · 21st January 2010, 18:55

The one is starting for the Reserves tonight.

As well as Welbeck and Obertan. O yeah, I will be watching this one.

cj_sparky · 21st January 2010, 19:25

Scored for the reserves, with a nice little chip after a decent piece of control. From a cracking pass from Matty James.

Reddevill · 21st January 2010, 19:45

Diouf 2nd goal.

Boss · 21st January 2010, 19:46

Good work from Obertan, Diouf really is THE ONE

Boss · 21st January 2010, 20:07

Hatrick, oh yeahhhhhhhhh

Boothy · 21st January 2010, 20:07

First hat trick for the lad tonightd

Sir Matt · 21st January 2010, 20:08

Hat trick for Diouf!

Moston Red · 21st January 2010, 20:08

Dioufs 1st hattrick for United...3 good goals too.

We want 4!!

Reddevill · 21st January 2010, 20:17

He is off with slight injury.

Boothy · 21st January 2010, 20:18

Slight Groin Strain for the one

rednev · 21st January 2010, 20:23

He only scored one hatrick tonight?

He's probably just easing us in to his brilliance. He knows that we mortals couldn't possibly cope if he played to his full potential this early on in his career, we'd probably all have heartattacks caused by the sheer fucking epicness of The Diouf.

uae · 21st January 2010, 20:26

All kidding aside, that is really encouraging.

BAMSOLA · 21st January 2010, 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by uae

All kidding aside, that is really encouraging.

It is, now lets give him a decent chance in the first team.

charleysurf · 21st January 2010, 20:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boothy

Slight Groin Strain for the one

We are cursed, but at least Macheda is back

MUFC07 · 21st January 2010, 20:35

Great to hear that! I really didn't expect him to make that much noise in the first 2 weeks, this is very good.

Oh, and he IS the One.

Sir A1ex · 21st January 2010, 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by carpy

I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.

Would hate to see him in our first team permanently. I cant stand the sight of him.

And also, hes invisible every match I watch him. He is a natural goalscorer, but his all round play is hurrendous.

That's a bit wild, and I'm not just talking about the spelling.

Did he shit in your handbag or something?

charleysurf · 21st January 2010, 20:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by carpy

I actually hope he does fail. Probably the first time I have felt this way. Horrible attitude.

Would hate to see him in our first team permanently. I cant stand the sight of him.

And also, hes invisible every match I watch him. He is a natural goalscorer, but his all round play is hurrendous.

a WUM I assume?

EDIT: Is this a pisstake of something that was said about Macheda by Scholey or someone?

R_Kelly · 21st January 2010, 20:53

I think carpy is mocking scholesy there; isn't that the post that got scholesy banned from the united forum?

carpy · 21st January 2010, 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by R_Nick

I think carpy is mocking scholesy there; isn't that the post that got scholesy banned from the united forum?

It is indeed Scholsey's fine post regarding Macheda. Incredible poster.

charleysurf · 21st January 2010, 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by R_Nick

I think carpy is mocking scholesy there; isn't that the post that got scholesy banned from the united forum?

Yeah, I just realised that as well! A bit too subtle for most of us!

Raven Blade · 21st January 2010, 20:56

Hat trick tonight.

He's settled quickly into English football so far. He's just the type of striker we need more of at the moment. Someone who can lead the line, has real pace and isnt afraid to trouble defences with his movement. Hopefully he will turn out to be a very shrewd signing.

R_Kelly · 21st January 2010, 20:57

Three different and well taken goals too, very encouraging.

kouroux · 21st January 2010, 20:58

At least he'll get to meet to Hargreaves now.

RedSky At Night · 21st January 2010, 21:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by kouroux

At least he'll get to meet to Hargreaves now.

Cruel bastard!

championo · 21st January 2010, 21:03

Don't get carried away please and stop all this nonsense. If you expect him to score 3 every 60mins of play, you are deluded.
He will only score one goal a game for the senior team.

Shimo · 21st January 2010, 21:10

The good thing about Diouf hype is a lot of is done in jest. So even if he really isn't The One, it can be looked back with bit of smile.

Obertan on the other hand was severely blown out of proportion.

Cross-fingers all the mock comments about being The One are true and the injury is nothing severe.

championo · 21st January 2010, 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shimo

The good thing about Diouf hype is a lot of is done in jest.

WTF man? I have never said anything about the One in jest. Blasphemy of a post by you. Name anybody who has done this or else immediately apologize.

Shimo · 21st January 2010, 21:16

A thousand apologies ... I have duly been punished, I was 20 stories underground and I got struck by lightning some how after I posted. Learned my lesson.

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18th January 2010, 22:12	#1081 (permalink)
gh78 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,120	Interesting point, I wonder what his touches to goal ratio is?

20th January 2010, 12:50	#1085 (permalink)
Berlinknives First Team Sub Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 8,253	DIOUF FACTS: Diouf is not allowed to play upfront with Berbatov, as the strike force would be so cool it would freeze the pitch. When Valencia assisted Diouf's goal, he smiled.

20th January 2010, 13:00	#1086 (permalink)
Rahul First Team Regular Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hunting The Hunter ! Posts: 12,699	Came on yesterday and provided our first aerial threat to the City defence from a corner. A nation held its breath as the ball whistled away for a goal kick.

20th January 2010, 19:02	#1087 (permalink)
Moultz Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Block:N1413. Row:HH. Seat:10 Posts: 2,888	The best photo of Diouf to date!

20th January 2010, 19:20	#1088 (permalink)
Moultz Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Block:N1413. Row:HH. Seat:10 Posts: 2,888	Mame Biram Diouf \| Facebook ALL BECOME FANS OF DIOUF

20th January 2010, 20:59	#1089 (permalink)
cw1984 Compulsive wanker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Guiding Cardiff to the promised land just so I can wipe that smug fucking grin of Cider's face. Posts: 24,006	Terribly executed fake.

21st January 2010, 11:23	#1091 (permalink)
Chirag Euro '08 League Winner Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,725	I think he is sure to get into the CL squad now considering O'Shea is surely out for the rest of the season..

21st January 2010, 16:47	#1092 (permalink)
Moultz Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Block:N1413. Row:HH. Seat:10 Posts: 2,888	yeh it was on the radio before about John'O. Feel for him to be honest!

21st January 2010, 18:55	#1093 (permalink)
muller First Team Sub Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hard? With legs like those? I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil. Posts: 7,696	The one is starting for the Reserves tonight. As well as Welbeck and Obertan. O yeah, I will be watching this one.

21st January 2010, 19:25	#1094 (permalink)
cj_sparky Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2008 Location: "At times when I've watched him, I wonder if he's being controlled by a 10 year old in the crowd with a playstation console" Gary Neville talking about David Luiz Posts: 4,068	Scored for the reserves, with a nice little chip after a decent piece of control. From a cracking pass from Matty James.

21st January 2010, 19:45	#1095 (permalink)
Reddevill Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,214	Diouf 2nd goal.

21st January 2010, 19:46	#1096 (permalink)
Boss Melodramatic, attention seeking space-attacker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I left you with enough memories to resurrect me with Posts: 24,283	Good work from Obertan, Diouf really is THE ONE

21st January 2010, 20:07	#1097 (permalink)
Boss Melodramatic, attention seeking space-attacker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I left you with enough memories to resurrect me with Posts: 24,283	Hatrick, oh yeahhhhhhhhh

21st January 2010, 20:07	#1098 (permalink)
Boothy First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: W3102 Posts: 9,425	First hat trick for the lad tonightd

21st January 2010, 20:08	#1099 (permalink)
Sir Matt First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: LUHG Posts: 9,293	Hat trick for Diouf!

21st January 2010, 20:08	#1100 (permalink)
Moston Red Formerly Giggs1973 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Manchester Posts: 2,597	Dioufs 1st hattrick for United...3 good goals too. We want 4!!

21st January 2010, 20:17	#1101 (permalink)
Reddevill Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,214	He is off with slight injury.

21st January 2010, 20:18	#1102 (permalink)
Boothy First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: W3102 Posts: 9,425	Slight Groin Strain for the one

21st January 2010, 20:23	#1103 (permalink)
rednev Suarez of the year Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 18,828	He only scored one hatrick tonight? He's probably just easing us in to his brilliance. He knows that we mortals couldn't possibly cope if he played to his full potential this early on in his career, we'd probably all have heartattacks caused by the sheer fucking epicness of The Diouf.

21st January 2010, 20:26	#1104 (permalink)
uae Desperately wants a tagline under his name Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dubai Posts: 10,288	All kidding aside, that is really encouraging.

21st January 2010, 20:35	#1107 (permalink)
MUFC07 First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mexico City. "I'm looking for abstract ways of expressing reality, abstract forms that will enlighten my own mistery" Eric Cantona Posts: 7,224	Great to hear that! I really didn't expect him to make that much noise in the first 2 weeks, this is very good. Oh, and he IS the One.

21st January 2010, 20:53	#1110 (permalink)
R_Kelly No Lifer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: How do you expect to run with the wolves come night, when you spend all day sparring with the puppies? Posts: 38,660	I think carpy is mocking scholesy there; isn't that the post that got scholesy banned from the united forum?

21st January 2010, 20:56	#1113 (permalink)
Raven Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Red till i'm dead.. Posts: 30,978	Hat trick tonight. He's settled quickly into English football so far. He's just the type of striker we need more of at the moment. Someone who can lead the line, has real pace and isnt afraid to trouble defences with his movement. Hopefully he will turn out to be a very shrewd signing.

21st January 2010, 20:57	#1114 (permalink)
R_Kelly No Lifer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: How do you expect to run with the wolves come night, when you spend all day sparring with the puppies? Posts: 38,660	Three different and well taken goals too, very encouraging.

21st January 2010, 20:58	#1115 (permalink)
kouroux First Team Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Djibouti (La terre des braves) Posts: 25,548	At least he'll get to meet to Hargreaves now.

21st January 2010, 21:03	#1117 (permalink)
championo Top Stalker Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: From Brazil but in School in the States Posts: 5,089	Don't get carried away please and stop all this nonsense. If you expect him to score 3 every 60mins of play, you are deluded. He will only score one goal a game for the senior team.

21st January 2010, 21:10	#1118 (permalink)
Shimo Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 4,968	The good thing about Diouf hype is a lot of is done in jest. So even if he really isn't The One, it can be looked back with bit of smile. Obertan on the other hand was severely blown out of proportion. Cross-fingers all the mock comments about being The One are true and the injury is nothing severe.

21st January 2010, 21:16	#1120 (permalink)
Shimo Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 4,968	A thousand apologies ... I have duly been punished, I was 20 stories underground and I got struck by lightning some how after I posted. Learned my lesson.