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Old 9th May 2008, 01:20   #1 (permalink)
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A genie gives you one united related wish.....
What is it?

For me, for SAF to live forever.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:23   #2 (permalink)
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Scholes to never age
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:25   #3 (permalink)
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I'd ask for unlimited United wishes.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:25   #4 (permalink)
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I would wish that I could live for every so that I could continue watching United play.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:25   #5 (permalink)
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I'd wish for more United related wishes and then I'd wish for SAF to live forever and Schoels to never age.

I win.

edit: Damn, Zain beat me to it, he wins!
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:27   #6 (permalink)
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SAF to live forever can't be argued with really.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:28   #7 (permalink)
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I wish we could turn back time to the good old days before Glazer and debt...
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:29   #8 (permalink)
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I wish we could turn back time to the good old days before Glazer and debt...
Would it not make more sense to just wish the Debt, and the Glazers, away?
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:51   #9 (permalink)
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To watch and wank over Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:52   #10 (permalink)
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To watch and wank over Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts.
Fuck. That is going to be hard to beat.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:54   #11 (permalink)
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Fuck. That is going to be hard to beat.
To be honest, I don’t even think I’d get a hard on, I’d just cum…
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:55   #12 (permalink)
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To be honest, I don’t even think I’d get a hard on, I’d just cum…

Me too. Probably out my eyes and all.....
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:58   #13 (permalink)
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for ronnie to stay with united forever.
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Old 9th May 2008, 01:59   #14 (permalink)
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Scholes to never age
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Old 9th May 2008, 02:13   #15 (permalink)
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That I get to play 90 minutes for United at Old Trafford of course!
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Old 9th May 2008, 02:16   #16 (permalink)
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That I get to play 90 minutes for United at Old Trafford of course!
Beat me to it!
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Old 9th May 2008, 02:21   #18 (permalink)
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Old 9th May 2008, 02:23   #19 (permalink)
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Genies are real
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Old 9th May 2008, 02:26   #20 (permalink)
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Old 9th May 2008, 03:56   #21 (permalink)
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United to be bought out by a multi billioniare consortium, then engage in a joint-ownership with the fans.
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Old 9th May 2008, 04:01   #22 (permalink)
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Old 9th May 2008, 04:10   #23 (permalink)
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I wish all the genies will go away, you dreamy gaylords.
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Old 9th May 2008, 05:03   #24 (permalink)
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for fergie: i wish he finishes his final season with another treble (that'll be immortality for him)
Id go with with that and for safs last season to be along time from now.

or for the class of '92 back.
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Old 9th May 2008, 05:09   #25 (permalink)
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Man Utd always get quadruple every year... :-)
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Old 9th May 2008, 05:56   #26 (permalink)
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Man Utd always get quadruple every year... :-)

Ah thats not important for the transfer forum lads.

The important thing is that we can spend 9999999999999999999999.99 m every year.
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Old 9th May 2008, 06:11   #27 (permalink)
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To watch and wank over Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts.
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Fuck. That is going to be hard to beat.
What about "To watch and join in on a Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts." ?
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Old 9th May 2008, 06:14   #28 (permalink)
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What about "To watch and join in on a Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts." ?
I get stage-fright…..
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Old 9th May 2008, 07:41   #29 (permalink)
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that i could buy man united and so in turn, kick out the glazers, lower ST prices, and stick SAF, rio, rooney and ronaldo on lifetime contracts
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Old 9th May 2008, 08:51   #30 (permalink)
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That United will be bought out by a trillionaire - ME!!!

I'd then give Sir Alex a budget of 1 billion each summer...
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Old 9th May 2008, 08:53   #31 (permalink)
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That we could have all saw Duncan Edwards turn into the world's greatest player that he was set to become.
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A bucket!

Think of the possibilities...
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Old 9th May 2008, 09:09   #33 (permalink)
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