A genie gives you one united related wish.....

Plechazunga · 9th May 2008, 16:58

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Originally Posted by Sky1981

My only wish is that when I die, I can look back and smile on being a United fans, in glory and gloom, the sad and happy moments.

You don't actually need a wish for that one, that's a total waste of a genie's time

I'd wish for eight spare Roonies, with reinforced steel feet

sincher · 9th May 2008, 16:58

Rooneys

Gimp

Plechazunga · 9th May 2008, 16:59

I thought it might be a nice touch to spell it 'Roonies'

sincher · 9th May 2008, 17:00

It didn't.

And if the Rooneys had steel feet, they'd all be shit.

Dr. Dwayne · 9th May 2008, 17:00

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

I thought it might be a nice touch to spell it 'Roonies'

photoshop challenge for you, Plech.

Sky1981 · 9th May 2008, 17:22

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

You don't actually need a wish for that one, that's a total waste of a genie's time

I'd wish for eight spare Roonies, with reinforced steel feet

It's more than that plech.

Some can support their team a lifetime and won't be contempt.

Whatever it is, be it SAF lives forever, 8 spare ronies, or Ever youthful Giggs, if at the end of your life you are not happy, than you are not.

If you're happy, be it in the sunday leaque, you're happy and contempt.

Simple but meaningful.

what will winning a title means if you get your wish of United winning quadruple every year?

ALX8725 · 9th May 2008, 17:26

I will also say, that for SAF to be immortal.

Rowem · 9th May 2008, 17:26

Agree with sky1981

I would wish that the remainder of my time supporting United is as good as the past 12-14 years.

George the Giraffe · 9th May 2008, 17:30

To win the next 4 champions leagues and the next 3 Premier leagues (thats including this seasons). Magic!

Sky1981 · 9th May 2008, 17:31

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

photoshop challenge for you, Plech.

I remember Cindy Lauper singing the Theme song.

Is that John Voight?

Spoonez el Grande · 9th May 2008, 17:34

That I'd own United and then I'd sell up to a Far Eastern billionaire, making a coupe of billion quid.

Don16 · 9th May 2008, 17:36

Bring back King Eric in his prime

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 9th May 2008, 18:01

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Originally Posted by Johnno

To watch and wank over Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts.

This dude above sure knows what to wish for. Nail meets head.

Dr. Dwayne · 9th May 2008, 18:05

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Originally Posted by Sky1981

I remember Cindy Lauper singing the Theme song.

Is that John Voight?

no, believe it or not it's a woman...

Plechazunga · 9th May 2008, 18:18

Wes · 9th May 2008, 18:26

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Originally Posted by Plechazunga

funny, though there was no need to photoshop the guy on the bottom left.

Pablo76 · 9th May 2008, 22:09

one wish....

I wish that Malcolm Glazer would sign the club over to SAF for £1.

"Manchester United owner Sir Alex Ferguson ..........."

Doevle · 9th May 2008, 23:04

The fans owning the club.

Ecroyd · 9th May 2008, 23:11

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Originally Posted by Rooney24

Fuck. That is going to be hard to beat.

whilst keeley hazel sucks me off and united winning the treble in the background and the news saying they have cloned SAF perfectly

Ecroyd · 9th May 2008, 23:23

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Originally Posted by Rooney24

Fuck. That is going to be hard to beat.

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Originally Posted by Wes

funny, though there was no need to photoshop the guy on the bottom left.

it was a woman

Wes · 10th May 2008, 00:01

It looked exactly like Wayne Rooney.

Is that Phil Daniels holding Shrek?

Pablo76 · 10th May 2008, 00:06

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Originally Posted by Wes

It looked exactly like Wayne Rooney.

Is that Phil Daniels holding Shrek?

No , but it does look a bit like Paul Daniels. Now thats.....MAGIC

VII · 10th May 2008, 02:22

My wish is I own United debt free.

I'll just take 3 million pounds or 5% for myself each year and put the rest back into the team, lower ticket prices, get rid of that compulsory thing etc and saving the rest for the next Ronaldo, Rooney, Maradona.

Denis' cuff · 10th May 2008, 02:56

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Originally Posted by Johnno

To watch and wank over Angelina Jolie lezz off with Scarlett Johansson whilst they both wear United shirts.

you mean you'd rather watch that than see Dazzer (Fletch) in full flow???

obviously not a proper red

Doevle · 10th May 2008, 10:25

Liverpool never to win anything during my lifetime.

9th May 2008, 16:58	#42 (permalink)
sincher Les jeux sont Fait Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: YSC Posts: 13,311	Rooneys Gimp

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334	I thought it might be a nice touch to spell it 'Roonies'

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sincher Les jeux sont Fait Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: YSC Posts: 13,311	It didn't. And if the Rooneys had steel feet, they'd all be shit.

9th May 2008, 17:26	#47 (permalink)
ALX8725 reyalP maeT htuoY Join Date: May 2007 Location: Would rather walk alone. Posts: 1,932	I will also say, that for SAF to be immortal.

9th May 2008, 17:26	#48 (permalink)
Rowem Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,496	Agree with sky1981 I would wish that the remainder of my time supporting United is as good as the past 12-14 years.

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George the Giraffe Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Liverpool (terrible times) Posts: 586	To win the next 4 champions leagues and the next 3 Premier leagues (thats including this seasons). Magic!

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Spoonez el Grande El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 23,986	That I'd own United and then I'd sell up to a Far Eastern billionaire, making a coupe of billion quid.

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Don16 Annoying cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: The big goalies coming up! Posts: 2,549	Bring back King Eric in his prime

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,334

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Pablo76 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 576	one wish.... I wish that Malcolm Glazer would sign the club over to SAF for £1. "Manchester United owner Sir Alex Ferguson ..........."

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Doevle Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Love United Hate Glazer Posts: 991	The fans owning the club.

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 7,108	It looked exactly like Wayne Rooney. Is that Phil Daniels holding Shrek?

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VII Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sir Alex Ferguson, Greatest Manager Ever, Bar None. Posts: 957	My wish is I own United debt free. I'll just take 3 million pounds or 5% for myself each year and put the rest back into the team, lower ticket prices, get rid of that compulsory thing etc and saving the rest for the next Ronaldo, Rooney, Maradona.

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Doevle Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Love United Hate Glazer Posts: 991	Liverpool never to win anything during my lifetime.