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Old 9th June 2008, 09:53   #1 (permalink)
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Man Utd's Ferdinand made Chief by King Akiolu of Nigeria

Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand has been granted an official title by King Akiolu in Nigeria - Chief Fiwagboola.

Ferdinand, 29, is in Lagos promoting education through football and making plans to build an academy. King Akiolu - who wore an old United shirt with his name on the back and a club scarf - conducted the ceremony at his palace. And he told the England star that Fiwagboola means 'character maketh wealth'. His title also means when United visit Nigeria next month for a friendly against Portsmouth, he will be the most important person in their squad - although boss Alex Ferguson may disagree.

Ferdinand said: "I'm a little embarrassed to be named a Chief, I'm not sure I'm worthy. "It's something to tell the lads. I'm sure they'll be very happy to call me Chief." He launched the country's street soccer festival for kids and played a game against a team captained by the Governor of Lagos. The Governor said: "I hope this visit by Rio will inspire the young in our country today."



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Old 9th June 2008, 09:54   #2 (permalink)
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Fergie won't like it.
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Old 9th June 2008, 09:54   #3 (permalink)
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Good on him !

Big Chief Rio.
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Old 9th June 2008, 09:55   #4 (permalink)
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I thought this thread was going to be about the England captaincy
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Old 9th June 2008, 09:58   #5 (permalink)
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Worry not, Fergie will be conferred Great Chief of all Chieftains by King Akiolu later when United visit Nigeria.

Hope Chief Torn Rubber will not mind though.
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:04   #6 (permalink)
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Fergie won't be happy if any pipe smoking was part of the ritual!
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:05   #7 (permalink)
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We have a new Chief now!
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:11   #8 (permalink)
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"I'm a little embarrassed to be named a Chief, I'm not sure I'm worthy. "It's something to tell the lads. I'm sure they'll be very happy to call me Chief."
Thus states the chief.
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:21   #9 (permalink)
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Chief Rio.........sounds good
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:31   #10 (permalink)
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Fergie won't like it.
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:37   #11 (permalink)
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I expect it's referring to past incidences such as Ince calling himself the Gaffer.
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Old 9th June 2008, 10:47   #12 (permalink)
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I expect it's referring to past incidences such as Ince calling himself the Gaffer.
Ok.I'm sure Rio will get some stick from his teammates and SAF as well.
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"You've got merk'd!.. thus said the chief"
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Surely now a decent Rio chant is in the making.
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Old 9th June 2008, 11:34   #16 (permalink)
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Surely now a decent Rio chant is in the making.
Yes but what rhymes with Fiwagboola? Hula? Mula?
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Old 9th June 2008, 11:48   #17 (permalink)
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He will have a little gimp following him yelling "hear yee, hear yee" everytime the Chief is about to say something. This will not be well received in the half-time talks.
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Surely now a decent Rio chant is in the making.
Viva Rio
Viva Rio
He is the Chief
Gives strikers grief
Viva Rio

Sorry if it's crap, couldn't think of anything else
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I was just reminded of the Mighty Boosh episode where a tribe of small blue people think Vince is the chosen one. They had a song too but I don't think it would go down to well on the terraces, something along the lines;

We love the chosen one
Loving him is so much fun
We love the chosen one
Stick you finger up his bum
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Viva Rio
Viva Rio
He is the Chief
Gives strikers grief
Viva Rio

Sorry if it's crap, couldn't think of anything else

The Viva Rio, doesn't really go, but the rest has some potential. Plus we don't want to nick Ronaldo's song, he'll still be here next year.
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I hope he doesn't start sending out e-mails claiming to have $10m in a secret account that I can have half of if I pay to have wired into mine.
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Old 9th June 2008, 13:24   #28 (permalink)
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Viva Rio
Viva Rio
He is the Chief
Gives strikers grief
Viva Rio

Sorry if it's crap, couldn't think of anything else
Pinching your idea...

Viva Ferdinand
Viva Ferdinand
Rio is the Chief
Gives the strikers grief
Viva Ferdinand

It's still crap though
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Ferdinand, in a far off land.
is a king, please don't mock it.
but it certainly wont stop him keeping
Torres in his back pocket.
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nice Partizan. and lol Aporkalypse.
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Old 9th June 2008, 14:03   #31 (permalink)
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Fergie won't like it.
forget fergie

The Caf chief won't like it either
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Old 9th June 2008, 16:08   #32 (permalink)
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I wonder who he thinks is better, Zidane or Bramble.
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Old 9th June 2008, 19:58   #33 (permalink)
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Might get King Akiolu on the back of a shirt