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Old 11th May 2012, 16:23   #1 (permalink)
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Manchester United 2013/14 Kits

I haven't seen them yet, but let's moan they are shit, they are the worst United kits ever, the one from last season was great and Nike are terrible at designing them.

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Old 11th May 2012, 16:25   #2 (permalink)
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Aren't we currently in a good-one-followed-by-comedy-one cycle?
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Old 11th May 2012, 16:27   #3 (permalink)
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The new kit.
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Old 11th May 2012, 16:33   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, I know, but this thread is about the next new kit.
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Old 11th May 2012, 16:40   #5 (permalink)
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I wanted the red socks.

They looked amazing on the original leak
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Old 11th May 2012, 16:45   #6 (permalink)
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I wanted the red socks.

They looked amazing on the original leak
Did they fuck.
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Old 11th May 2012, 16:46   #7 (permalink)
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They looked amazing on the original leak
Nah, that's a scouse colour scheme.
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:11   #8 (permalink)
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They look fantastic, but then again anything would after the previous season's gingham monstrosity
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:16   #9 (permalink)
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Nah, that's a scouse colour scheme.
exactly. I know the team wore them in the 60s etc but too close to arsenal and liverpool to me
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:35   #10 (permalink)
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It's a football kit. It's only purpose is to distinguish one team from another. Any aesthetic quality is purely coincidental.
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:37   #11 (permalink)
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Doesnt look to bad. We'll grow into it.
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:39   #12 (permalink)
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Okay whats worse? This kit or the chevron kit?
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:40   #13 (permalink)
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This amazing fake mock up is awful:

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Old 11th May 2012, 17:40   #14 (permalink)
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The new kit.
Rooney playing football in his pajamas. nice.
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:42   #15 (permalink)
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Doesnt look to bad. We'll grow into it.
Why do we have to grow in to it thought? why cant it be fucking nice at first sight
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Old 11th May 2012, 17:43   #16 (permalink)
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This amazing fake mock up is awful:

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Old 11th May 2012, 17:44   #17 (permalink)
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Old 11th May 2012, 18:20   #18 (permalink)
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Those who designed these kits need to be sacked and locked in a room with a horny gorilla.
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:06   #19 (permalink)
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Liverpool Home Kit, 2nd and 3rd 2013/14

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Old 11th May 2012, 20:08   #20 (permalink)
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That's fucking awful!
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:17   #21 (permalink)
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Who gives a fuck. As long as it's red.
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:30   #22 (permalink)
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Who seriously approves these United kits? I mean Nike make kits for Arsenal and Inter and most of the time they look fantastic. Why do we have to get the shit ones?
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:32   #23 (permalink)
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I liked the chevron.
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:32   #24 (permalink)
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That kit is horrifying, but I have to admit it looks less shit when it is on a player. Poor, poor effort Nike.
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:34   #25 (permalink)
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Red, white and black - good enough for me.
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:34   #26 (permalink)
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It's a football kit. It's only purpose is to distinguish one team from another. Any aesthetic quality is purely coincidental.
I agree, but you should that to my team mates of my league team! One of the players designs stuff for Nike; he even designs our kits

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Old 11th May 2012, 20:37   #27 (permalink)
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It's growing on me, like it in this pic

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Old 11th May 2012, 20:42   #28 (permalink)
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At least the under armour isn't gingham...

(Sorry, Maciek, the thread hasn't worked out, has it?)
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Old 11th May 2012, 20:45   #29 (permalink)
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At least the under armour isn't gingham...

(Sorry, Maciek, the thread hasn't worked out, has it?)
I don't think creating it the day the new kits were released helped

In van's picture it looks like Evra is straining for a poo, Rooney's in pain and Rio's orgasm face. Welbeck looks a bit relieved and Park is very happy.
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:03   #30 (permalink)
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:04   #31 (permalink)
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Park's in that pic, does that mean he will be here next season..
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:08   #32 (permalink)
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Park's in that pic, does that mean he will be here next season..
Not necessarily. Ronaldo was in the 09/10 home kit release pictures despite moving to Real Madrid that summer.

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Old 11th May 2012, 21:11   #33 (permalink)
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Pretty funny we have a United 2011/12 kit thread and a United 2013/14 kit thread, both containing the United 2012/13 kit, but no thread for the United 2012/13 kit.
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:13   #34 (permalink)
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That kit is not United-worthy. The ugly black rounded collar, the wrinkled fabric, checkered pattern, the whole design. This is really bad. Still better than the Chevron kit a few years ago though, but awful nonetheless. I'm sick of Nike always experimenting with our kit.
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:13   #35 (permalink)
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Pretty funny we have a United 2011/12 kit thread and a United 2013/14 kit thread, both containing the United 2012/13 kit, but no thread for the United 2012/13 kit.
Actually...

But it's not been posted in since last year
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Old 11th May 2012, 21:13   #36 (permalink)
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Pretty funny we have a United 2011/12 kit thread and a United 2013/14 kit thread, both containing the United 2012/13 kit, but no thread for the United 2012/13 kit.
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Old 13th May 2012, 02:34   #37 (permalink)
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Not necessarily. Ronaldo was in the 09/10 home kit release pictures despite moving to Real Madrid that summer.

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Old 13th May 2012, 02:44   #38 (permalink)
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It's growing on me, like it in this pic

The shirts are better with collars. At least you can look like Eric even if you don't play like him.

Why is this thread about 2013/14 and not 2012/13?
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Old 13th May 2012, 02:47   #39 (permalink)
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Why is this thread about 2013/14 and not 2012/13?
Try reading the first post.
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Old 13th May 2012, 03:33   #40 (permalink)
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This thread is so dumb. Anyone knows the leaked pics of the 12-13 kit won't be out for another 4 weeks.
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