And which is more, you'll beat Milan my son - 10 Things I noticed Man Utd vs Milan

hungrywing · 13th March 2010, 15:37

It's just occurred to me that Mockers might have thought I was making fun of his style, which was not what was happening.

Don't ever edit yourself more than you already do. Brilliant stuff as usual. But don't take my word for it...

PRAISE FOR MONONYM MATCH-REVIEWER MOCKNEY'S #1 NYT BESTSELLER "AND WHICH IS MORE..."

"MOCKNEY REVIL HAS DONE IT AGAIN...a real page turner...Peerless in the genre of Football suspense, Mockney knows what makes a football fan tick...and he keeps it ticking until those final fateful paragraphs that leave you breathless for more..."
- Kirkus Reviews

"Will no other sportswriter ever challenge for the title? This fellow reviewer for one is perfectly happy to 'Revil' in the pitch that the undisputed king of match reviews has laid down for us once again..."
- The Boston Globe

"Shameless plugs aside, who can blame the man when he dispenses with his inimitable gift for probing the intricacies of the beautiful game. You'll relish the journey, and when it's over, you'll pray for extra time..."
- Christian Science Monitor

"...A boundless human drama, leaving no aspect of our lives untouched, no heartstring left un-pulled, no emotion stripped bare to its pulsing core, and no dream left wanting for a heart to haunt..."
- Paris Hilton in her foreword to the Penguin Classics edition of "AND WHICH IS MORE..."

Dazzling...Mockney at his finest and most generous.
Ernest Hemingway

Okay, the last two aren't real.

radd · 13th March 2010, 16:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by hungrywing

It's just occurred to me that Mockers might have thought I was making fun of his style, which was not what was happening.

Don't ever edit yourself more than you already do. Brilliant stuff as usual. But don't take my word for it...

PRAISE FOR MONONYM MATCH-REVIEWER MOCKNEY'S #1 NYT BESTSELLER "AND WHICH IS MORE..."

"MOCKNEY REVIL HAS DONE IT AGAIN...a real page turner...Peerless in the genre of Football suspense, Mockney knows what makes a football fan tick...and he keeps it ticking until those final fateful paragraphs that leave you breathless for more..."
- Kirkus Reviews

"Will no other sportswriter ever challenge for the title? This fellow reviewer for one is perfectly happy to 'Revil' in the pitch that the undisputed king of match reviews has laid down for us once again..."
- The Boston Globe

"Shameless plugs aside, who can blame the man when he dispenses with his inimitable gift for probing the intricacies of the beautiful game. You'll relish the journey, and when it's over, you'll pray for extra time..."
- Christian Science Monitor

"...A boundless human drama, leaving no aspect of our lives untouched, no heartstring left un-pulled, no emotion stripped bare to its pulsing core, and no dream left wanting for a heart to haunt..."
- Paris Hilton in her foreword to the Penguin Classics edition of "AND WHICH IS MORE..."

Dazzling...Mockney at his finest and most generous.
Ernest Hemingway

Okay, the last two aren't real.

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 16:29

....you tool.

Funny you should mention plugs (though not really) I was debating the use of selling plugs as a profitable business for hours last night. I concluded that if all the plugs in the world stopped working, the world would grind to a halt. We severely underrate plugs.

Plechazunga · 13th March 2010, 16:30

Shut up Mockers

radd · 13th March 2010, 16:30

Give it a rest Mockers, you've been outdone at your own game.

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 16:32

Have I?

radd · 13th March 2010, 16:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

Have I?

I enjoy your blogs but hungrywing is consistently the funniest poster on the Caf. You're getting beyond your league trying to take him on.

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 16:47

Take him on? ..what you rarbalarbing about? He's a great poster HW...dunno why you're standing at the back shouting fight though.

radd · 13th March 2010, 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

Take him on? ..what you rarbalarbing about? He's a great poster HW...dunno why you're standing at the back shouting fight though.

No I'm standing at the back saying shut up.

Plechazunga · 13th March 2010, 16:55

Yes shut up and get Mike round for the podcast

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 16:56

I don't want to now. I'm all upset.....fuck you both. Spastics

Plechazunga · 13th March 2010, 16:57

I didn't mean it.

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 16:59

I don't believe you, jog on.

radd · 13th March 2010, 17:02

Sorry Mockers. Please keep writing your blogs. Please?

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 17:05

Nope, I'm gonna take an early retirement before the young upstarts start to show me up. ...Or I might just have a little sleep. Either way, I blame you entirely

radd · 13th March 2010, 17:11

esmufc14 · 13th March 2010, 18:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

....you tool.

Funny you should mention plugs (though not really) I was debating the use of selling plugs as a profitable business for hours last night. I concluded that if all the plugs in the world stopped working, the world would grind to a halt. We severely underrate plugs.

How do plugs 'stop working'?

I've never heard of a broken plug.

Mockney · 13th March 2010, 18:21

I'd go round sabotaging them in order to boost my client base.

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13th March 2010, 15:37	#41 (permalink)
hungrywing First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Your Left Ventricle Posts: 5,810	It's just occurred to me that Mockers might have thought I was making fun of his style, which was not what was happening. Don't ever edit yourself more than you already do. Brilliant stuff as usual. But don't take my word for it... PRAISE FOR MONONYM MATCH-REVIEWER MOCKNEY'S #1 NYT BESTSELLER "AND WHICH IS MORE..." "MOCKNEY REVIL HAS DONE IT AGAIN...a real page turner...Peerless in the genre of Football suspense, Mockney knows what makes a football fan tick...and he keeps it ticking until those final fateful paragraphs that leave you breathless for more..." - Kirkus Reviews "Will no other sportswriter ever challenge for the title? This fellow reviewer for one is perfectly happy to 'Revil' in the pitch that the undisputed king of match reviews has laid down for us once again..." - The Boston Globe "Shameless plugs aside, who can blame the man when he dispenses with his inimitable gift for probing the intricacies of the beautiful game. You'll relish the journey, and when it's over, you'll pray for extra time..." - Christian Science Monitor "...A boundless human drama, leaving no aspect of our lives untouched, no heartstring left un-pulled, no emotion stripped bare to its pulsing core, and no dream left wanting for a heart to haunt..." - Paris Hilton in her foreword to the Penguin Classics edition of "AND WHICH IS MORE..." Dazzling...Mockney at his finest and most generous. Ernest Hemingway Okay, the last two aren't real.

13th March 2010, 16:29	#43 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	....you tool. Funny you should mention plugs (though not really) I was debating the use of selling plugs as a profitable business for hours last night. I concluded that if all the plugs in the world stopped working, the world would grind to a halt. We severely underrate plugs.

13th March 2010, 16:30	#44 (permalink)
Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan Giggs doll. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Where Albert Stubbins scored a diving header Posts: 51,858	Shut up Mockers

13th March 2010, 16:30	#45 (permalink)
radd Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,058	Give it a rest Mockers, you've been outdone at your own game.

13th March 2010, 16:32	#46 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	Have I?

13th March 2010, 16:47	#48 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	Take him on? ..what you rarbalarbing about? He's a great poster HW...dunno why you're standing at the back shouting fight though.

13th March 2010, 16:55	#50 (permalink)
Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan Giggs doll. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Where Albert Stubbins scored a diving header Posts: 51,858	Yes shut up and get Mike round for the podcast

13th March 2010, 16:56	#51 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	I don't want to now. I'm all upset.....fuck you both. Spastics

13th March 2010, 16:57	#52 (permalink)
Plechazunga Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan Giggs doll. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Where Albert Stubbins scored a diving header Posts: 51,858	I didn't mean it.

13th March 2010, 16:59	#53 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	I don't believe you, jog on.

13th March 2010, 17:02	#54 (permalink)
radd Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,058	Sorry Mockers. Please keep writing your blogs. Please?

13th March 2010, 17:05	#55 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	Nope, I'm gonna take an early retirement before the young upstarts start to show me up. ...Or I might just have a little sleep. Either way, I blame you entirely

13th March 2010, 17:11	#56 (permalink)
radd Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,058

13th March 2010, 18:21	#58 (permalink)
Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang Posts: 29,039	I'd go round sabotaging them in order to boost my client base.