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8th June 2008, 22:03
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he wanted to become a legend, our boy Ronaldo
said all the right things, and even put on a great show Best and Charlton were the examples to follow well look where we are now, everything seems a little hollow |
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9th June 2008, 01:30
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Fecking hell I can't go to bed
I've got these rhymes stuck in my head And what better way to get it out that to clear my head with an anti-Spanish rout Feck off, you twats - he's ours, and yes he is a big part in our clubs success which epitomised this fantastic year by winning the league and our third Big Ears. With 6 English lads, we won the cup teamwork and friendship reached the top all you do is sign big names whos only concerns are their moneyclaims Your galacticos don't care about the beautiful game they only want to increase their fame so they argue amongst themselves about their sign-on-free tell me - don't you have a fecking academy? And every time some lad does well the corporate dicks of Madrid swell and within 5 minutes theres a TV-broadcast "He wants to sign for us, and fast." They distort reports and create interviews with dirty, sensationalist speculation-news I don't understand why it is a dream to play for this nasty cuntish team the only part I can understand is finding the climate slightly bland but everything else you can find right here trophies, girls and fans that care I truly hope you choose to stay 'cause I love you (in a non-gay way) and with you down the flank in this awesome team WE can become every players dream. So with this slight gay undertone; if you become a Real drone we will not be the least bit blighted because we're fucking Man United! Right. Maybe now I can get some fecking sleep. |
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9th June 2008, 12:25
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Will Ronnie stay
Will Ronnie go That’s all the Caftards Want to know But he won’t say He’s being coy That talented Ronaldo boy But I say this And here’s the nub No player’s bigger Than the club To choose Madrid Would be bizarre We’re Man United Thanks Tara! |
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9th June 2008, 12:44
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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9th June 2008, 22:44
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Winner of the Tabata bet
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived.
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I've come to a conclusion, it's been decided,
That dear old Ronaldo has been misguided, By that odiously detestable bunch of bellends, To which we quite obviously transcend. But why doesn't he come out and destroy the rumours, By doing this he may prevent certain murmours, In regards to his departure from this wonderful entity, It is clear that this departure was never even meant to be. Alas we will live on be it with him or without, Rooney will step up and show what he's about, Or perhaps even Anderson, with his samba magic, Making Fabregas look so retarded that he's almost trisomic. Be it the media, Madrid or Ronaldo himself, With his extortionate amount of sticky hair gel, We're the dog's bollocks, Fergie's the boss. Nos llaman United y nunca moriremos. (?  ) |
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9th June 2008, 22:48
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9th June 2008, 22:48
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Winner of the Tabata bet
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10th June 2008, 03:37
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Join Date: May 2008
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Three days gone of Euro 08
And this is still all we debate Now we've reported our Spanish "friends" Will this damn Ronaldo saga ever end Of course not fifa will do bugger all And Ronnie will still continue to stall I hope this isn't going to happen if we buy Benzema Because there are only so many words that rhyme, Lima? |
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10th June 2008, 09:28
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Furious George was remarkably quick To revile the old trusty limerick He said 'It don't rhyme, You're just wasting your time,' What a curious and sad little prick! |
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10th June 2008, 09:41
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12th June 2008, 15:30
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13th June 2008, 00:02
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Chutney Ferret/Ronaldo's number 1 fan
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Will he stay or will he go?
I'm the one that told you so! I was pilloried, spat at, laughed at and punched. And now he's off the portuguese cunt! Ronaldo you traitor, i fucking hate yer i hope you go and you rot.  |
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13th June 2008, 00:20
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That thread you started, was not all that 65 goals, Ronaldo has took Ever since you called for him to sling his hook Told us so, you did not Now fuck off, you bitter scrott |
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13th June 2008, 00:38
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Dear Ronaldo
Our Portuguese friend Please stay with United Right till the end Overtures from Spain They tempt you so These bloody rumours They continue to grow The time is not right For you to move on But it was 2008 I predict you'd be gone Give it a few years Take your time Us fans want to see you Reach your prime Bless your heart Please heed this advice So in a few years time We'll receive a higher price Dear Ronaldo My Portuguese friend The haters out there It's a growing trend But I'll love you so (also in a non gay way) Right till the end Dear Ronaldo My Portuguese friend |
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13th June 2008, 13:52
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self confessed womens pantie wearer
Join Date: May 2006
Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form.
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He came with step-overs and bags of tricks
And every ABU said “that Portuguese prick Has got no end product He can’t even cross And look at the diving He’s totally dross” For three years we waited With breath that was baited For our youngster a learnin’ His flaws were abated By Fergie, Quieroz and the young lad himself Now that boy Ronaldo is hitting top shelf He winked at the bench in 2006 And even United fans thought “what a dick” It’s high time we sold him, send him off to Spain But Fergie stood by him, and asked him to stay Some said, “love Ronaldo, he’s ours and he’s great” And rightly or wrongly some said that they’d wait To see the lad prove he deserved our respect And if he could take games by the scruff of the neck With his help we won it in 06-07 And every United fan was back in heaven We’ve got it, our trophy, back where it belongs And Viva Ronaldo’s a popular song A new season and we all wondered once again How much cash would he take from ol’ Ferguson? In a season that was full of tumult and turn With Cristiano’s goals, towards the title we spurred And Europe, that holy of most holy grails Would we finally get back to the final, prevail? We did, and the double was added to our tale Our legend incomparable, we’d got our white whale Everyone had joy for Giggs and for Scholes And Ronaldo with spectacular 42 goals Might feel that there’s no way he could top this season With United and that’s probably the number one reason That so much unfounded speculation runs rife Will Ronaldo stay red or play in Madrid white? |
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16th June 2008, 05:21
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United went to sporting to play a friendly game,
thats when we learnt Cristiano Ronaldo's name. He dazzled and dribbled and danced his way around, and left all united players going round and round. He came to United and became a superstar, He bought a great big mansion and a fancy car. Freekicks and flicks and powerful headers too, there was practically nothing that Ronaldo couldnt do. His 42 goals this season have helped us win the double, so now Real have stepped in to cause us trouble. Now that he has become the worlds best, holding on to him is going to be a real test. Speculation continues on where his future would be, because all Ronaldo's saying is we shall wait and see. Whatever he decides one thing is clear, With or without Ronaldo, we will win trophies every year. |
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23rd June 2008, 23:09
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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With sincere and heartfelt apologies to The Clash...
All the Caftards want to know Will he stay or will he go? Will he listen to Macari? Or that ugly fuck Scolari? Come on Ronnie let us know Will you stay or will you go? He’s always tease tease tease He’ll exactly what he pleases One shirt is white the other’s red The subject of a monster thread Well come on and let us know Will you stay or will you go? Will you stay or will you go now? Will you stay or will you go now? If he goes there will be sorrow He says he’ll let us know tomorrow I just hope he understands Fergie’ll dump him in the stands This indecision’s bugging me I think that we can all agree Last season the boy was soaring But it’s getting fucking boring Some would yield and some would fight Fuck off Ronnie. Thanks. Good Night! Will he stay or will he go now? Will he stay or will he go now? For a hundred million quid now He can go to Real Madrid now But for Christ sakes let us know Will Ronnie stay or will he go? |
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