Sivahari: I won't stop now

Plechazunga · 13th May 2008, 09:54

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

Sivahari is 24, male and very bored

20le_Solskjaer · 13th May 2008, 09:56

Ruben · 13th May 2008, 09:56

Great! Though I like reading the interviews.

Partizan · 13th May 2008, 09:57

Fuckin hell, took the words off my keyboard.

Cornell · 13th May 2008, 09:57

All the more hilarious as I noticed this before.

Sultan · 13th May 2008, 10:00

Is he our new Ehs?

Bo_7iDaR · 13th May 2008, 10:00

LOLING LMAOING ROFLING.
Sack Fergie, sell Giggs.

Juwaini · 13th May 2008, 10:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

Sivahari is 24, male and very bored

Your grasp in English language makes that 'interview' pretty amusing...

gaffs · 13th May 2008, 10:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

Sivahari is 24, male and very bored

Plech, that is brilliant.

Best post i have read in ages.

SmashedHombre · 13th May 2008, 10:15

Wrong forum

Ixion · 13th May 2008, 10:18

cw1984 · 13th May 2008, 10:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Wrong forum

Woop woop this is the sound of the thread police

spinoza · 13th May 2008, 10:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Malaysian monomaniac

noodlehair · 13th May 2008, 11:08

Monomaniac.

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm using it

SmashedHombre · 13th May 2008, 11:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

Monomaniac.

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm using it

It's basically someone who is obsessed with a single subject or item or summit. I would have thought that would be obvious from the 'mono' and the 'maniac', you gimp

Suresh · 13th May 2008, 11:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

Sivahari is 24, male and very bored

Excellent!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultan

Is he our new Ehs?

Nope. Beat him and then raised the bar somewhat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

It's basically someone who is obsessed with a single subject or item or summit. I would have thought that would be obvious from the 'mono' and the 'maniac', you gimp

Showoff.

noodlehair · 13th May 2008, 11:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

It's basically someone who is obsessed with a single subject or item or summit. I would have thought that would be obvious from the 'mono' and the 'maniac', you gimp

monomong

VII · 13th May 2008, 16:22

KeyserSoze · 13th May 2008, 16:23

francobaresi · 13th May 2008, 16:31

Fucking hell Plech, don't ever leave this place

ecantona7 · 13th May 2008, 16:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

Sivahari is 24, male and very bored

Tumbling-Dice · 13th May 2008, 17:02

I have to say I laughed my cock off at this, this morning.

sonymobby · 13th May 2008, 17:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tumbling-Dice

I have to say I laughed my cock off at this, this morning.

How do you do this?

kafta · 13th May 2008, 17:12

Tumbling-Dice · 13th May 2008, 17:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonymobby

How do you do this?

The big question is how do I laugh it back on again.

INF-AMOS · 13th May 2008, 17:18

Very good, excellent in fact.

hycool · 13th May 2008, 17:27

FAO Sivahari

buildabonfire · 13th May 2008, 18:21

I met Justin Timberlake when he did his gig in Manchester.

FACT

Dippersripper · 13th May 2008, 18:25

reddevilcanada · 13th May 2008, 18:27

p_ps_sock · 13th May 2008, 18:36

threads like this run out of steam unless the subject comes in to argue with everyone

come on guy, do a chief for us

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Plechazunga Phones, soup, paint and chairs are troubling. Join Date: May 2003 Location: My enthusiasm is the same. I love this club. It is not about brochures. Posts: 49,497	Sivahari: I won't stop now Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject. "Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend." With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut. "I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that." Sivahari is 24, male and very bored

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Ruben Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Ruben, ruben. Posts: 4,569	Great! Though I like reading the interviews.

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Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,095	All the more hilarious as I noticed this before.

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p_ps_sock Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: You're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a fucking wanker and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. Posts: 2,858	threads like this run out of steam unless the subject comes in to argue with everyone come on guy, do a chief for us