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Old 13th May 2008, 09:54   #1 (permalink)
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Sivahari: I won't stop now

Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

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Old 13th May 2008, 09:56   #2 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 09:56   #3 (permalink)
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Great! Though I like reading the interviews.
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Old 13th May 2008, 09:57   #4 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 09:57   #5 (permalink)
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All the more hilarious as I noticed this before.
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:00   #6 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:00   #7 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:07   #8 (permalink)
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Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

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Your grasp in English language makes that 'interview' pretty amusing...
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:13   #9 (permalink)
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Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

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Plech, that is brilliant.

Best post i have read in ages.
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:15   #10 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:18   #11 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:21   #12 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 10:45   #13 (permalink)
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Malaysian monomaniac
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Old 13th May 2008, 11:08   #14 (permalink)
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Monomaniac.

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm using it
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Old 13th May 2008, 11:15   #15 (permalink)
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Monomaniac.

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm using it
It's basically someone who is obsessed with a single subject or item or summit. I would have thought that would be obvious from the 'mono' and the 'maniac', you gimp
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Old 13th May 2008, 11:18   #16 (permalink)
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Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

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Excellent!

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Is he our new Ehs?

Nope. Beat him and then raised the bar somewhat.


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It's basically someone who is obsessed with a single subject or item or summit. I would have thought that would be obvious from the 'mono' and the 'maniac', you gimp

Showoff.
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Old 13th May 2008, 11:25   #17 (permalink)
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It's basically someone who is obsessed with a single subject or item or summit. I would have thought that would be obvious from the 'mono' and the 'maniac', you gimp
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Old 13th May 2008, 16:22   #18 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 16:23   #19 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 16:31   #20 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 16:31   #21 (permalink)
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Manchester United may have retained the league, with Sir Alex Ferguson and Ryan Giggs winning it a remarkable tenth time, but Sivahari shows no sign of slowing down in his ambition to post more and more banal, pointless interviews on the subject.

"Once you post one banal, pointless interview, you get a taste for it," said the burbling weirdo Caftard, "You just want to post more and more, until the whole board is wallowing in them and there's no room to discuss things like the debt, shirt numbers and Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend."

With the anodyne witterings of most of the first team and squad players already posted, there is speculation that the Malaysian monomaniac has run out of steam. It is a suggestion he is quick to rebut.

"I still haven't done one from Danny Welbeck, he reminds his fans. "That should be really fascinating. Then after that there's people like Mike Phelan, Danny Wallace and then stars like Peter Davenport and Alan Brazil. After that, there's the likes of Justin Timberlake, who once did a gig in Manchester, and Glenn F. Tilton, who, while he never played for United, is CEO of United Airlines. They'll all have an angle, there's no doubt about that."

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Old 13th May 2008, 17:02   #22 (permalink)
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I have to say I laughed my cock off at this, this morning.
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Old 13th May 2008, 17:06   #23 (permalink)
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I have to say I laughed my cock off at this, this morning.
How do you do this?
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Old 13th May 2008, 17:12   #24 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 17:27   #27 (permalink)
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Old 13th May 2008, 18:21   #28 (permalink)
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I met Justin Timberlake when he did his gig in Manchester.

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Old 13th May 2008, 18:25   #29 (permalink)
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threads like this run out of steam unless the subject comes in to argue with everyone

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