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Old 17th May 2011, 00:04   #1 (permalink)
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Summer is a cruel time ...
Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
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Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
Christ.

I think we've done well enough over the last five years... could be wrong though.
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Weird WUM or genuine madness with a dose of antisemitism?
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Old 17th May 2011, 00:09   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've hated signing Rooney, Rio, Tevez, Berbatov, Veron, Van Nistelrooy et al. Never mind Ronaldo, Anderson, Nani, Smalling, Hernandez et al. Never mind...never mind this point I'm making, actually, because if it needs to be pointed out it's obviously not going to be taken on board.

Potential worst thread of the year.
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I'm Jewish and never felt jealous at Christmas. I just laughed at these fools worshipping a false prophet who made outlandish claims of greatness; knowing in my heart there was only one true, all powerful king of kings.

So, in that respect, yes, it's exactly like supporting Man Utd.
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Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
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Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
Let me be the first to call you a Transfer Muppet

How many times have United bought the "finished" article?
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I regularly pound my fists on the wall each summer, as I open the tabloids and see that City might get Ashley Young and Chelsea Kaka, when we haven't made a signing for over a week. Usually I have to go for a walk to calm down
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"painful"

jesus christ. painful? really?

painful is pulling a knife out of your gut after you've just been robbed off your last penny in the street, painful is burying a loved one, painful is losing your job and not being able to provide for your family, painful is watching a loved one slowly die from disease

Painful is NOT crying because United don't spunk millions on what you deem is a world class player

Honestly, get a fucking grip

who the fuck promotes these people?
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Where's he gone? At least defend yourself man..
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Where's he gone? At least defend yourself man..
where should i start?
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Stupid jew kid.
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Good god. The term 'transfer muppet' falls short.

Though your over zealous attitude regarding the fantasy draft makes perfect sense.
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Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
You sound like someone who should support a different team(s). It will work for people like you!
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Stupid jew kid.
Its a metaphor used to express that deep sadness and helplessness of the kid.
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Summer is a cruel time, especially the years without WC or EC, as the transfer muppets rule. I really hope this is a WUM.
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I really hope this is a WUM. Embarassing stuff.
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"painful"

jesus christ. painful? really?

painful is pulling a knife out of your gut after you've just been robbed off your last penny in the street, painful is burying a loved one, painful is losing your job and not being able to provide for your family, painful is watching a loved one slowly die from disease

Painful is NOT crying because United don't spunk millions on what you deem is a world class player

Honestly, get a fucking grip

who the fuck promotes these people?
nice speech by the way. reminded me of this Jose Mourinho classic

"Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. Working from dawn till dust just to feed their young. There is no pressure in football"
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who the fuck promotes these people?
Top, I reckon he should be stripped of his powers and demoted to the newbs as a poster.
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Top, I reckon he should be stripped of his powers and demoted to the newbs as a poster.
oh come on.. thats too harsh. i have a fantasy league to finish as a second in command. it works like diplomatic immunity.
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oh come on.. thats too harsh. i have a fantasy league to finish as a second in command. it works like diplomatic immunity.
I was talking about Top there, not you. Though I'd advise to rationally look at things once and think again, hard.
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where should i start?
By telling us this was a poor attempt at a WUM???
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Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
Ye silly sod!

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Summer is a painful time to be a United fan. It is so weird. Man United are supposed to be the biggest sports club in the world. The most decorated club in England. The richest european football club bar Real and Barcelona. And yet teams like City, Chelsea are 20 times more likely to sign a top athlete during summer. We like to dream about Wesley Sneijder or Alexis Sanchez, but the truth is United are not capable to attract such well established talent.

Barcelona and Real will buy world class players for their bench options, City will get them self Zlatan and Aguero .Chelsea will get KAKA and Neymar. even declining team like Milan and Inter always make most exciting transfers. But never United

United is like this stupid jew kid on Christmas eve , looking through the window , all alone and depressed, to the kids down the street who all are playing with their new toys that they've been waiting for a year. We United fans just like that jewish kid, are left in disgust when summer transfer window opens, and all we can do is to watch at other teams excitedly unwrapping their new "toys". Knowing that we will never be in their place.

God i despise summer. it breaks my heart every single year
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