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19th July 2008, 02:33
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United Fan Fucking Well Fucked Off
At a time when I should be so happy it shouldn't really get any better the summer after winning the league and Champions league Double. England failed to Qualify so most of our players are fit. I'm getting really fucked off with;
1)Real Madrid and Calderon for trying to poach our world class player who we've nurtured for 5 years even after he got rooney sent off, who we only got in the first place because they poached our last right winger and for generally being Facists Cunts who think they rule the world. 2)Cristiano Ronaldo telling the above Facist Cunts to Fuck off and not being proud to play for the greatest club and fans in the world who I would glad chew my right arm off to play for. 3) Sir Alex Ferguson & Manchester United Football Club For Still not buying a Centre Forward. This has been going on since Ruud Left 2 years ago and quite frankly its getting beyond a joke. Berbatov, aguero, Kevin Doyle(we all know he's a big fan and would love to join us even if he's not relly good enough) anyone would do just get it done soon please? 4) Kevin Doyle for not being the greatest Centre Forward ever to grace a football pitch. 5) Berbatov for signing for Spurs in the first place if he wanted to join us so much that he's been engineering a move ever since he landed in london. Why didn't sign for us years ago when he had the chance. 6) Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club for being so shit that a) every time they get a good player they want to join MUFC and b) making my 8 year old nephew(who love Spurs) cry everytime they finish 10th sack a good manager for no apparent reason or sell their best player to MUFC. 7) Daniel Levy for; a) being a cunt who lives in a glasshouse throwing stones who steals the best young players at knockdown prices from clubs desparately trying to avoid Administration(e.g. lennon from leeds £1m Dawson from Forest £1.5m and £7m for Carrick was daylight robbery West Ham Should have got £18m we paid for him). Then pointing the finger at other clubs for their behaviour in the transfer market. b) Charging loyal Fans more to watch Spurs play teams who finished 4 in the faroe islands in the Uefa Cup than I paid to watch Utd play Barca in the champions league semi. 8) Me for not being able to make up my mind if I Love Cristiano Ronaldo so much that I want him to Stay or Hate Cristiano Ronaldo that I would like to watch him die a slow painful death usually reserved for political prisoners in North Korea. 9) Manchester United fans for turning on Roy Keane. Who cares what he answered to a loaded Question off some cunt of a football journo. Eric has said some pretty fucked up things in his time do love him any less of course not. 10) Football Journalists British and Spanish for being a Set of Cunts and ruining what should have been a great Summer. 11) Sepp Blater for being a Corrupt biased anti-british football Cunt. 12) Michelle Platini same as Sepp Blater. 13) Barcelona for selling all there best players and not kicking Real Madrid arses and not selling Lionel Messi to MUFC just to Spite Madrid. 14) Lionel Messi for not Being a MUFC fan and not signing for MUFC. 15) Torres for same as Messi. 16) Sergio Aguero for same as Messi. 17) Labour Party for a) Cost of living b)being so shit it looks like the tories are gonna get in again (does no one remember the 80's). 18) George Bush, Glasers and all things american for Starting wars dragging us into wars and puttin my membership and ticket prices up. 19) Osama Bin Laden for being a crap terrorist who has failed to Kill all of 18) and Calderon, Levy, Blatter and Platini. 20) The whole female species for failing to shag me at all this year! If anyone thinks I've missed anything or would like to discuss please feel free or pick you favorite. I can't wait for the season to start and guess what I go away for a fortnight on 16th of August(first day of the season) can anyone suggest a good bar in Tenerife that shows premier league games? |
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19th July 2008, 02:47
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Cockface McSticklebrick
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: He plays on the left, he plays on the riiiiiiiight, our boy Ronaldo made you look shite.
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You know what fucks me off? Idiots inflicting two lines of their stupid opinions on me before I realize they're idiots.
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19th July 2008, 05:18
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You know who I forgot
21) Scousers for Being Scouse and the usual reasons thieving work shy opinionated, brookside, Craig Charles , Cilla Black, for thinking your a big club when your actually a big turd on face of premiership football, being the most undeserving european champions in history, for creating Kevin Keagan ( I still don't understand how that cunt won european footballer of the year twice), for the slave trade, for being devoid of principles. for that tranny on celebrity big brother, Adolf Hitler (the british branch of the Hitler family who lived where? Liverpool) & Facism and therefore Real madrid.
If I think of anymore I'll get back to you. |
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19th July 2008, 10:35
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Reading, Berkshire ↕Viva Los Hombres de Galleta! Urzzz↕
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19th July 2008, 15:05
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Excellent post, worthy of an award I think.
And I'm glad it's only females that won't shag you, 'cos you don't deserve to have no sex life at all. |
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19th July 2008, 15:23
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19th July 2008, 16:29
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I'm Kimberworth in Rotherham and no a Tenner doesn't get you a shag in Rotherham. I'm off to Sheffield tonight on the prowl so if there's any ladies from Sheffield with Low self-confidence and absolutely no self respect I'll be the Fat balding Ginger fellow in the Revolution @ 7.30pm tonight. Sheffield Wednesday Fans need not apply! |
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