United Fan Fucking Well Fucked Off

Originally Posted by Tony7

I'm very pleased with this thread its only the 2nd i've ever done and that one I found an obscure player in the South Korean league on football Manager and made up a transfer rumour just see if it would end up in the sun. its also nice to see so many United fans in Rotherham I always thought their was only me and our kid. so thank you for every one's contribution I'm off out now to try and end my dry run that everyone find so facinating. But I'd quite happily go without for the rest of my days if we Win the Champions league every may, especially as i've just found a great free porn site. On that note good night god bless

Originally Posted by Decotron

Happy hunting, dont take no for an answer!

Originally Posted by Tony7

Thankyou for kind words of suppport it was just one of those moments of genius that only hits at 2.30am.

Originally Posted by Pimpy the Magic Elf

Fuck me. This is some bad case of PMS.

Now fuck off, you whiny bitch.

Originally Posted by rimaldo

i would like to adopt you tony7.

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

I thought you were banded from adopting within the european union, after what happened in 97?

Originally Posted by Tony7

At a time when I should be so happy it shouldn't really get any better the summer after winning the league and Champions league Double. England failed to Qualify so most of our players are fit. I'm getting really fucked off with;

1)Real Madrid and Calderon for trying to poach our world class player who we've nurtured for 5 years even after he got rooney sent off, who we only got in the first place because they poached our last right winger and for generally being Facists Cunts who think they rule the world.

2)Cristiano Ronaldo telling the above Facist Cunts to Fuck off and not being proud to play for the greatest club and fans in the world who I would glad chew my right arm off to play for.

3) Sir Alex Ferguson & Manchester United Football Club For Still not buying a Centre Forward. This has been going on since Ruud Left 2 years ago and quite frankly its getting beyond a joke. Berbatov, aguero, Kevin Doyle(we all know he's a big fan and would love to join us even if he's not relly good enough) anyone would do just get it done soon please?

4) Kevin Doyle for not being the greatest Centre Forward ever to grace a football pitch.

5) Berbatov for signing for Spurs in the first place if he wanted to join us so much that he's been engineering a move ever since he landed in london. Why didn't sign for us years ago when he had the chance.

6) Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club for being so shit that a) every time they get a good player they want to join MUFC and b) making my 8 year old nephew(who love Spurs) cry everytime they finish 10th sack a good manager for no apparent reason or sell their best player to MUFC.

7) Daniel Levy for; a) being a cunt who lives in a glasshouse throwing stones who steals the best young players at knockdown prices from clubs desparately trying to avoid Administration(e.g. lennon from leeds £1m Dawson from Forest £1.5m and £7m for Carrick was daylight robbery West Ham Should have got £18m we paid for him). Then pointing the finger at other clubs for their behaviour in the transfer market.
b) Charging loyal Fans more to watch Spurs play teams who finished 4 in the faroe islands in the Uefa Cup than I paid to watch Utd play Barca in the champions league semi.

8) Me for not being able to make up my mind if I Love Cristiano Ronaldo so much that I want him to Stay or Hate Cristiano Ronaldo that I would like to watch him die a slow painful death usually reserved for political prisoners in North Korea.

9) Manchester United fans for turning on Roy Keane. Who cares what he answered to a loaded Question off some cunt of a football journo. Eric has said some pretty fucked up things in his time do love him any less of course not.

10) Football Journalists British and Spanish for being a Set of Cunts and ruining what should have been a great Summer.

11) Sepp Blater for being a Corrupt biased anti-british football Cunt.

12) Michelle Platini same as Sepp Blater.

13) Barcelona for selling all there best players and not kicking Real Madrid arses and not selling Lionel Messi to MUFC just to Spite Madrid.

14) Lionel Messi for not Being a MUFC fan and not signing for MUFC.

15) Torres for same as Messi.

16) Sergio Aguero for same as Messi.

17) Labour Party for a) Cost of living b)being so shit it looks like the tories are gonna get in again (does no one remember the 80's).

18) George Bush, Glasers and all things american for Starting wars dragging us into wars and puttin my membership and ticket prices up.

19) Osama Bin Laden for being a crap terrorist who has failed to Kill all of 18) and Calderon, Levy, Blatter and Platini.

20) The whole female species for failing to shag me at all this year!

If anyone thinks I've missed anything or would like to discuss please feel free or pick you favorite. I can't wait for the season to start and guess what I go away for a fortnight on 16th of August(first day of the season) can anyone suggest a good bar in Tenerife that shows premier league games?

Originally Posted by IBleedRed

I think weve found the root of all this frustration (though most of the other stuff is spot on)

Originally Posted by UnitedRoadRed

17) The Tories were in for so long back then because everyone remembered how utterly shite labour were in the 70s. They made this lot look good.

I bet it's Maggie's fault you're still a virgin too.

Originally Posted by Tony7

Not Actually a Virgin its just been a while. How long do you have go without before you qualify as a Virgin again?

I bet it it is Maggies fault after if she'd not taken our Free milk I might have grown up more attractive

Originally Posted by UnitedRoadRed

Interesting, but Thatcher said: "I think that the complete withdrawal of free milk for our school children would be too drastic a step and would arouse more widespread public antagonism than the saving justifies."

She proposed the compromise, later accepted, that milk would only be available to pupils in nursery and primary schools.
She told the Treasury that this would reduce the proposed cuts by £20m over the four-year life of the government and would free up cash for a new primary school building programme.

So, no, landing hard when you fell from the ugly tree was your fault, not hers.

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

Please some one do tell me why he is fucked off that Kevin Doyle is shit?

Originally Posted by Name Changed

He had a great first season in the pl and then had a shite second season. He showed so much promise and potential and in the end was just really shit. It pissed me off too.

Originally Posted by Tony7

No My problem with Kevin Doyle is That he's one of us and like the rest of us would sign for us in a heartbeat if United showed any interest in him. Unfortunately like the rest of us he not really good enough, but had he actually been a world Class centre-forward we wouldn't have all these problems signing him we seem to have signing any striker bar Munucho.

Originally Posted by UnitedRoadRed

Interesting, but Thatcher said: "I think that the complete withdrawal of free milk for our school children would be too drastic a step and would arouse more widespread public antagonism than the saving justifies."

She proposed the compromise, later accepted, that milk would only be available to pupils in nursery and primary schools.

She told the Treasury that this would reduce the proposed cuts by £20m over the four-year life of the government and would free up cash for a new primary school building programme.

So, no, landing hard when you fell from the ugly tree was your fault, not hers.

Originally Posted by samabachan

You know what fucks me off? Idiots inflicting two lines of their stupid opinions on me before I realize they're idiots.