United Fans....Come in all shapes and sizes..!!

manux399 · 14th May 2008, 04:59

About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..!

As the season's worn on he's now got a few more mates in the form of Indian Minor birds (who can virtually copy anything you say or whistle to them) and we're serenaded by the Emirates Hills version of the scoreboard paddock (RIP)..! My son being a whitty little sod tried to get Rooney whistling along to "That Boy Ronaldo" which was a bit tricky though the minor birds were quite good at it but at last we've got him adding to his repertoire by successfully training him to sing "Ander-Son-Son-son...!!"

Now every morning we've got three minor birds and a pidgeon bobbing their heads and marching along the walls doing a conga to Anderson....All we need now is to train them his Samba as they've already mastered crapping on the Chelse fans cars across the road...!!

It's a weird world but at least our feathered friends are teaching all the birds in Dubai which teams number 1...!!!

Raven_Blade · 14th May 2008, 12:37

That sounds so crazy it must be true.

manux399 · 14th May 2008, 18:50

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Originally Posted by Raven_Blade

That sounds so crazy it must be true.

Totally is...!!

KanieKane · 14th May 2008, 19:05

smoke more of that shit its doing wonders for your imagnation

IBleedRed · 14th May 2008, 19:26

get a vid of this please

Cupid Stunt · 14th May 2008, 19:31

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United Fans....Come in all shapes and sizes..!!

They sure do..

Fuengirola Red · 14th May 2008, 21:11

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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt

They sure do..

is that Jackie Chan and Buster Bloodvessel

manux399 · 14th May 2008, 22:02

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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt

They sure do..

manux399 · 14th May 2008, 22:03

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Originally Posted by IBleedRed

get a vid of this please

Weekend project...!!

ninja_alan · 14th May 2008, 22:24

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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt

They sure do..

December_16 · 15th May 2008, 02:30

pert and SiYuan?

reddevilcanada · 15th May 2008, 02:55

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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt

They sure do..

Christofaux · 15th May 2008, 07:28

You all so up yourselves... there is proof that the scouse have been training birds too.

ERICSAGOD · 15th May 2008, 07:33

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Originally Posted by manux399

About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..

Thank fcuk for that, I thought I was the only one. I told my missus this very same thing months ago. I think it was a collared dove I heard, not a pidgeon.

''UNIT . . . TED'' ''UNIT . . . TED''

Saq · 15th May 2008, 07:36

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Originally Posted by Christofaux

You all so up yourselves... there is proof that the scouse have been training birds too.

kristinson · 15th May 2008, 09:28

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Originally Posted by manux399

About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..!

As the season's worn on he's now got a few more mates in the form of Indian Minor birds (who can virtually copy anything you say or whistle to them) and we're serenaded by the Emirates Hills version of the scoreboard paddock (RIP)..! My son being a whitty little sod tried to get Rooney whistling along to "That Boy Ronaldo" which was a bit tricky though the minor birds were quite good at it but at last we've got him adding to his repertoire by successfully training him to sing "Ander-Son-Son-son...!!"

Now every morning we've got three minor birds and a pidgeon bobbing their heads and marching along the walls doing a conga to Anderson....All we need now is to train them his Samba as they've already mastered crapping on the Chelse fans cars across the road...!!

It's a weird world but at least our feathered friends are teaching all the birds in Dubai which teams number 1...!!!

I give you 50 dirhams for the birds, good price sir, best price!!!

Wibble · 15th May 2008, 13:23

You might be able to swap a knock off United kit for one. Or a pashmina.

green demon · 15th May 2008, 13:58

My wife and I call Collared Doves "United Birds" because their call is in the same rhythm of the old "U-ni-ted" chant. Kate Humble from the BBC thinks they say "I don't know" but I'm sure it's "U-ni-ted". Collared Doves. Hope this helps.

Dresilved · 15th May 2008, 14:56

Thats a good story manux, I remember reading this story a while back..http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=14293868, birds are very smart, I have a murder of crows living outside for about 5 years now, about 10-15, they are so smart, I have witnessed with my own eyes the crows throwing nuts too hard to break onto the road then waiting there for the cars to go by and crush them.... using the car as a tool?

kristinson · 21st May 2008, 15:41

He just rang me and put me on to hear the birds, unbelievable

that just put me in good form for later!

Doevle · 21st May 2008, 16:53

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Originally Posted by Christofaux

You all so up yourselves... there is proof that the scouse have been training birds too.

14th May 2008, 04:59	#1 (permalink)
manux399 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Dubai, UAE. "Dubai Les Sealey Reds..!!!!" Posts: 2,984	United Fans....Come in all shapes and sizes..!! About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..! As the season's worn on he's now got a few more mates in the form of Indian Minor birds (who can virtually copy anything you say or whistle to them) and we're serenaded by the Emirates Hills version of the scoreboard paddock (RIP)..! My son being a whitty little sod tried to get Rooney whistling along to "That Boy Ronaldo" which was a bit tricky though the minor birds were quite good at it but at last we've got him adding to his repertoire by successfully training him to sing "Ander-Son-Son-son...!!" Now every morning we've got three minor birds and a pidgeon bobbing their heads and marching along the walls doing a conga to Anderson....All we need now is to train them his Samba as they've already mastered crapping on the Chelse fans cars across the road...!! It's a weird world but at least our feathered friends are teaching all the birds in Dubai which teams number 1...!!!

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green demon Caf Nostradamous 2008 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: That would be an Ecumenical Matter Posts: 4,555	My wife and I call Collared Doves "United Birds" because their call is in the same rhythm of the old "U-ni-ted" chant. Kate Humble from the BBC thinks they say "I don't know" but I'm sure it's "U-ni-ted". Collared Doves. Hope this helps. Last edited by green demon : 15th May 2008 at 14:00. Reason: Just seen Eric's post

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Raven_Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Manchester United vs The World Posts: 14,192	That sounds so crazy it must be true.

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KanieKane Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Still recovering from the last Burritto I made .......... Jalapeno's, Jalapeno's, Jalapeno's they burn oh yes they burn Posts: 2,053	smoke more of that shit its doing wonders for your imagnation

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IBleedRed likes to use pantyhose Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: apparently uses the term "limey" too much Posts: 3,555	get a vid of this please

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December_16 Arse wiper and cock washer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Football that just makes you purrrrrr Posts: 2,937	pert and SiYuan?

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Christofaux Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,487	You all so up yourselves... there is proof that the scouse have been training birds too.

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Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,791	You might be able to swap a knock off United kit for one. Or a pashmina.

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Dresilved Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: "I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford." (George Best, 1960s Manchester United legend Posts: 1,552	Thats a good story manux, I remember reading this story a while back..http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=14293868, birds are very smart, I have a murder of crows living outside for about 5 years now, about 10-15, they are so smart, I have witnessed with my own eyes the crows throwing nuts too hard to break onto the road then waiting there for the cars to go by and crush them.... using the car as a tool?

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kristinson Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Dubai Posts: 783	He just rang me and put me on to hear the birds, unbelievable that just put me in good form for later!