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Old 14th May 2008, 04:59   #1 (permalink)
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United Fans....Come in all shapes and sizes..!!

About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..!

As the season's worn on he's now got a few more mates in the form of Indian Minor birds (who can virtually copy anything you say or whistle to them) and we're serenaded by the Emirates Hills version of the scoreboard paddock (RIP)..! My son being a whitty little sod tried to get Rooney whistling along to "That Boy Ronaldo" which was a bit tricky though the minor birds were quite good at it but at last we've got him adding to his repertoire by successfully training him to sing "Ander-Son-Son-son...!!"

Now every morning we've got three minor birds and a pidgeon bobbing their heads and marching along the walls doing a conga to Anderson....All we need now is to train them his Samba as they've already mastered crapping on the Chelse fans cars across the road...!!

It's a weird world but at least our feathered friends are teaching all the birds in Dubai which teams number 1...!!!
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Old 14th May 2008, 12:37   #2 (permalink)
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That sounds so crazy it must be true.
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Old 14th May 2008, 18:50   #3 (permalink)
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Old 14th May 2008, 19:31   #6 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2008, 02:55   #12 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2008, 07:28   #13 (permalink)
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You all so up yourselves... there is proof that the scouse have been training birds too.

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Old 15th May 2008, 07:33   #14 (permalink)
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About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..
Thank fcuk for that, I thought I was the only one. I told my missus this very same thing months ago. I think it was a collared dove I heard, not a pidgeon.

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Old 15th May 2008, 09:28   #16 (permalink)
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About four months ago I'd had a weekend lie in and when I'd got my morning coffee went outside for the morning ciggy..! My wife said have a listen to that pidgeon on the wall it's singing "UNI-TED, UNI-TED"..! I looked at her as though she'd been smoking something strange and passed it off. Well sure enough every morning since we get woke up by the newly named Rooney singing his "UNI_TED"..!

As the season's worn on he's now got a few more mates in the form of Indian Minor birds (who can virtually copy anything you say or whistle to them) and we're serenaded by the Emirates Hills version of the scoreboard paddock (RIP)..! My son being a whitty little sod tried to get Rooney whistling along to "That Boy Ronaldo" which was a bit tricky though the minor birds were quite good at it but at last we've got him adding to his repertoire by successfully training him to sing "Ander-Son-Son-son...!!"

Now every morning we've got three minor birds and a pidgeon bobbing their heads and marching along the walls doing a conga to Anderson....All we need now is to train them his Samba as they've already mastered crapping on the Chelse fans cars across the road...!!

It's a weird world but at least our feathered friends are teaching all the birds in Dubai which teams number 1...!!!
I give you 50 dirhams for the birds, good price sir, best price!!!
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Old 15th May 2008, 13:23   #17 (permalink)
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You might be able to swap a knock off United kit for one. Or a pashmina.
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Old 15th May 2008, 13:58   #18 (permalink)
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My wife and I call Collared Doves "United Birds" because their call is in the same rhythm of the old "U-ni-ted" chant. Kate Humble from the BBC thinks they say "I don't know" but I'm sure it's "U-ni-ted". Collared Doves. Hope this helps.

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Old 15th May 2008, 14:56   #19 (permalink)
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Thats a good story manux, I remember reading this story a while back..http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=14293868, birds are very smart, I have a murder of crows living outside for about 5 years now, about 10-15, they are so smart, I have witnessed with my own eyes the crows throwing nuts too hard to break onto the road then waiting there for the cars to go by and crush them.... using the car as a tool?
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He just rang me and put me on to hear the birds, unbelievable

that just put me in good form for later!
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