This years One United membership packs

RedDevil#26655 · 10th July 2008, 14:50

They kinda suck this year, nice yearbook though.

United78 · 10th July 2008, 14:50

Why? no pen?

RedDevil#26655 · 10th July 2008, 14:53

yeah theres a pen...but last years was better

Paddy · 10th July 2008, 14:56

Do they have a gay roll out sign like last year?

RedDevil#26655 · 10th July 2008, 15:00

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Originally Posted by paddyf091

Do they have a gay roll out sign like last year?

nope, goes like this:

Adult packs
Official Yearbook
DVD card *
Benifits booklet
Pen
Bottle opener key ring
Pack of cards
Stubby holder (what the hell is a stubby?)

Junior packs
Official Yearbook
Benifits booklet
Pencil case**
Wallet
Captain's armband (which is kinda cool

)
Face paint
Key ring

*which can only be played through a pc for some reason
**which is incredibly small

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overall last years were better

Paddy · 10th July 2008, 15:10

Face paint

Yearbooks are decent but the rest is shite

RedDevil#26655 · 10th July 2008, 15:17

just realised they made a cock-up on my card aswell, it says it expires May 08 instead of May 09

Feedingseagulls · 10th July 2008, 15:26

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Originally Posted by RedDevil#26655

...Benifits booklet
...
Benifit booklet
...

I see they're not doing anything to promote literacy then.

RedDevil#26655 · 10th July 2008, 15:29

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Originally Posted by Feedingseagulls

I see they're not doing anything to promote literacy then.

edited

Feedingseagulls · 10th July 2008, 15:35

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Originally Posted by RedDevil#26655

edited

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit

theimperialinn · 10th July 2008, 15:39

Is the stubby holder to compensate for the fact that you wont get any tickets all season.

I heard a rumour that they were including a big red foam finger to turn the atmosphere at OT electric!

Paddy · 10th July 2008, 16:47

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Originally Posted by theimperialinn

Is the stubby holder to compensate for the fact that you wont get any tickets all season.

Thats a bit much. You'll get like one, for a shite game. Probably around christmas.

Its worth it for the oppurtunity to pay ridiculous prices on viagogo though.

RedDevil#26655 · 10th July 2008, 18:27

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Originally Posted by Feedingseagulls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit

oh right, thought you pointing out the fact I forgot the s in the second benifts booklet thing

Amir · 10th July 2008, 18:35

Ah, the bottle opener. Now I'm calm.

jasonrh · 10th July 2008, 18:39

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Originally Posted by RedDevil#26655

Oh right. I thought you were pointing out the fact that I forgot the "s" in the second benefits booklet thing.

For the sake of all of us, I have corrected the above post.

FS, please just squint and pretend all is a-ok. I'm sure redman5 needs winding up in the Football Forum, and one only has so much time and energy.

As for the packets, I keep forgetting to renew, then remembering after lunch. That's pretty pointless over here because I'm 5 hours behind the UK.

711 · 10th July 2008, 18:47

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Originally Posted by theimperialinn

Is the stubby holder to compensate for the fact that you wont get any tickets all season.

Who the fuck would actually buy a stubby holder. I didn't even know what a stubby was, is it Australian or something?

jasonrh · 10th July 2008, 18:51

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Originally Posted by Amir

Ah, the bottle opener. Now I'm calm.

Remember that thing?

I walked around for weeks antagonising the wife with that.

A coin would set it off just as well as a bottle cap would, so I was going around with a coin and annoying the fuck out of all and sundry.

We have a cadre of regular guests who often come to visit and stay over. Because people with jobs and such normally keep normal hours, they regularly will fall asleep while we're just sitting around watching tv until the wee hours. Up creeps me with the talking bottle opener...

Julissa hid the thing and I never found it again. I'm worried she might have thrown it away.

Forever Red · 10th July 2008, 18:55

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Originally Posted by RedDevil#26655

just realised they made a cock-up on my card aswell, it says it expires May 08 instead of May 09

Glazer is such a sly money grabbing bastard. Cant believe he'd stoop so low as to flog out of date memberships. There is no end to this mans greed

Feedingseagulls · 10th July 2008, 18:58

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Originally Posted by jasonrh

Remember that thing?

I walked around for weeks antagonising the wife with that.

A coin would set it off just as well as a bottle cap would, so I was going around with a coin and annoying the fuck out of all and sundry.

We have a cadre of regular guests who often come to visit and stay over. Because people with jobs and such normally keep normal hours, they regularly will fall asleep while we're just sitting around watching tv until the wee hours. Up creeps me with the talking bottle opener...

Julissa hid the thing and I never found it again. I'm worried she might have thrown it away.

I eventually caught my Chelsea supporting mate with mine - I issued a vague apology about him using a Utd opener when I handed it to him - his face when he applied it to the the bottle was a picture!

Re redman - given his problems with quantification - if I wound him up he'd probably think he was being wound down.

girish · 10th July 2008, 19:10

Glazers were the only reason I didn't go for a membership. Anyone ?

Chorley1974 · 10th July 2008, 19:14

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Originally Posted by 711

Who the fuck would actually buy a stubby holder. I didn't even know what a stubby was, is it Australian or something?

Australian beer cans, insulates the cold in your beer and stops your hand and sun warming the beer... apparently

Fergie's gum · 10th July 2008, 21:45

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Originally Posted by Chorley1974

Australian beer cans, insulates the cold in your beer and stops your hand and sun warming the beer... apparently

I'm thinking most posters on here are Brits, who sadly waiste vast quantities of beer by drinking it at the wrong temperature. Beer is a drink best served cold, and keeping it that way makes it enjoyable, rather than a means of getting drunk.

Psmith · 10th July 2008, 21:49

I always like the pen they give. Only lasts couple of weeks though.

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RedDevil#26655 53 Years Young Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,840	This years One United membership packs They kinda suck this year, nice yearbook though.

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United78 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Champions! Posts: 2,322	Why? no pen?

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RedDevil#26655 53 Years Young Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,840	yeah theres a pen...but last years was better

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,129	Do they have a gay roll out sign like last year?

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,129	Face paint Yearbooks are decent but the rest is shite

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RedDevil#26655 53 Years Young Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 3,840	just realised they made a cock-up on my card aswell, it says it expires May 08 instead of May 09

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theimperialinn Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: OBLIDEE OBLIDA MAN UNITED! EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS! Posts: 4,809	Is the stubby holder to compensate for the fact that you wont get any tickets all season. I heard a rumour that they were including a big red foam finger to turn the atmosphere at OT electric!

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Amir First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rehovot, Israel Posts: 10,097	Ah, the bottle opener. Now I'm calm.

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girish I too love women...for their shoes. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kerala,India Posts: 4,182	Glazers were the only reason I didn't go for a membership. Anyone ?

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Psmith First Team Sub Join Date: May 2006 Location: London Posts: 6,238	I always like the pen they give. Only lasts couple of weeks though.