2004 Red Cafe Achievement Award Winners Announced!!!
 

Well it has been quite an emotional ride for us and let me say thanks to those of you who voted and fuck off to you apathetic bastards who didn't.

Without any further delay let's get the exciting awards off and running...kindly limit your acceptance speeches to 40 seconds please.

Here we Go....


individual categories will be denoted as either (m) male (f) female or (b) both

so let's begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Most Annoying Veteran Poster(M) - The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]AEBM[/COLOR][/SIZE](edges ReDeus)


Most Annoying Veteran Poster(F)- The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]g4orce[/COLOR][/SIZE] (what an upset!!!!)


Most Annoying Newbie(1 year or less) (M)- The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Fozzie[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Annoying Newbie(1 Year or less) (F)- The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]No_Angel[/COLOR][/SIZE](landslide)


Meanest Mod (I'd advise leaving this blank)(B) - The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Golden Blunder[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Mod Most Likely To Hit You With Banning Stick Quickest (B) - The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Golden Blunder[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Mod Who Likely Changes Posters Bylines The Most(B)- The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Golden Blunder[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Most Obnoxious Veteran Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]AEBM[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Most Obnoxious Newbie (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Fozzie[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster You Expect Most Likely To Be Banned By Jan. 1st (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Robbo a.k.a. clitlicker[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster You Would Most LIKE Banned By Jan 1st. (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Robbo a.k.a. clitlicker[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Amusing Feud Between Two Posters(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Murt & Devilish[/COLOR][/SIZE] (just edging Shane & Yianni)


Cafe Pair If One Were To Die, The Other Would Die Too (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Nate & Davo[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster Who Is Most Likely Gay (M) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]WanCoLos[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Poster Who Is Most Likely Gay (F) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]No_Angel[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Most Absolutely Fed Up And Pissed Off All The Time Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Stan[/COLOR][/SIZE] (landslide)


Biggest Whinger About Football In General (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Robbo a.k.a. clitlicker[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Biggest Whinger About United (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Robbo a.k.a. clitlicker[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Biggest Whinger About Everything in The World (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Stan[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Likely To Strap On A Bomb And Blow Up The Caf(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Devilish & Resolver[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Overly Sensitive Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Devilish[/COLOR][/SIZE] (in a waltz)


Most Useless Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Devilish & No_Angel[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Frequent "Sack Fergie" Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Albert Quixall[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Biggest Doom Merchant(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Robbo a.k.a. clitlicker[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster You Would Most Like To Smack(for amusement)(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Davo[/COLOR][/SIZE] (edged out AEBM)


Poster You Would Most Like To Smack(To Do Harm To)(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Davo[/COLOR][/SIZE] (edged everyone...by a lot)


Best British Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Plech[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Best Irish Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Keane16[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Best Aussie Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Wibble[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Best Continental Europe Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Weaste[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Best North American Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Flashwok[/COLOR][/SIZE] (sob...thank you all so much...sob...I'd like to thank Bury Red for promoting me...and...ah fuck it)


Best Asian Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Spin & Melvin Yeo[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Worst British Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: ReDeus & Gillespie[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Worst Irish Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Devil1[/COLOR][/SIZE] (whoever the hell he is)


Worst Aussie Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]beckham007[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Worst Continental Europe Poster(B) The Winner is...
[COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Rams & Weaste[/COLOR]


Worst North American Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]soccerusa[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Worst Asian Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Rams[/COLOR][/SIZE] (*Rams also was very strong in the best Asian poster category too...well done Rams)


Who You Most Suspect Of Posting Whilst Naked And Eating Doritos(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Big Andy[/COLOR][/SIZE] (way to go B.A.)


Poster Who Could Beat The Living Crap Out Of You(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Shane[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster Who Is Probably A Total Pussy(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]AEBM[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster You Think May Be Clinically Insane(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Devilish[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Funniest Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Davo[/COLOR][/SIZE] (Davo beat Plech by 1)


Least Funny Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: AEBM & Plech[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Biggest WUM (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Gillespie[/COLOR][/SIZE] (davo close second)


Most Annoying Liverpool Fan(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]DJS[/COLOR][/SIZE](by a cataclysmic landslide)


Most Annoying Arsenal Fan(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Jopub[/COLOR][/SIZE] (Gill very distant 2nd)


Poster You'd Push In Front Of A Moving Car To Stop It From Hitting An Infant In A Stroller(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Gillespie[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster Who'd Shag Your Wife Or Gal If He Had The Chance(M) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Rams[/COLOR][/SIZE] (overwhelmingly)


Poster Who'd Most Likely Lobby To Have The Age Of Statuatory Rape Laws Lowered to 15 Years Of Age(M) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Weaste & Rams[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Poster Who Is Usually Drunk Or Stoned The Most While Posting(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Stan[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Red Cafe's Biggest Anti-Establishment Rebel(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Van Nistelrater[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Red Cafe's Most Annoying Teen Ager(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]cr7fan[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Red Cafe's Biggest Muppet(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Fozzie[/COLOR][/SIZE] (Robbo & Devilish 2nd)


Dumbest User Name(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]STOAN - Still Thinking Of A Name[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Biggest Bullshit Artist(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Devilish & DJS[/COLOR][/SIZE]


The Caf's Biggest Spazzer(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Devilish[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Sanctimonious Prick(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: ReDeus & Gillespie[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Likely To Be Ice Fishing, Weather Permitting(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]AEBM[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Most Perpetually Confused Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Tie: Devilish & Big Andy[/COLOR][/SIZE]( since Andy voted for himself in this category he will be eligible to receive a special lifetime achievement award for confusion.)


Most Likely To Shag Sheep...Then Move On To Goats(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Davo[/COLOR][/SIZE] (Overwhelmingly)


Red Cafe's Official Bird The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]The lovely, somewhat talented and extremely dangerous... GiggsysGirl.[/COLOR][/SIZE]



Thank you and stay safe untill next year's awards.

[QUOTE=FLASHWOK]Who You Most Suspect Of Posting Whilst Naked And Eating Doritos(B) The Winner is...
[size=4][color=DarkRed]Big Andy[/color][/size] [/QUOTE]
Well done andy were all proud of yer. [img]http://www.redcafe.net/images/smilies/nervous.gif[/img]

Biggest Nob-end ever and ever in any forum ever made on the internet - [B][SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]FLASHWORK[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

[QUOTE=Rams]Biggest Nob-end ever and ever in any forum ever made on the internet - [B][SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]FLASHWORK[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]
Its FLASKWOK ;)

I am funny

That much is true

[QUOTE=FLASHWOK]
Best North American Poster(B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Flashwok[/COLOR][/SIZE] (sob...thank you all so much...sob...I'd like to thank Bury Red for promoting me...and...ah fuck it)
[/QUOTE]
Boooooooooooo


;)

[QUOTE=very Ruud]Boooooooooooo


;)[/QUOTE]



[IMG]http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40584000/jpg/_40584347_foodfight245.jpg[/IMG]



;)

[QUOTE=Number7][IMG]http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40584000/jpg/_40584347_foodfight245.jpg[/IMG]



;)[/QUOTE]
The funny thing about that pic is the bloke whose face is shown actually looks like pires.
:lol:

[QUOTE=crappycraperson]The funny thing about that pic is the bloke whose face is shown actually looks like pires.
:lol:[/QUOTE]



He does actually :lol:

hehe Even Le'cheat is lobbing tomato’s at FLASHWOK ;)

[QUOTE=crappycraperson]The funny thing about that pic is the bloke whose face is shown actually looks like pires.
:lol:[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: He does.

3 awards? i feel so proud!

Flash youre banned

2 for me, neither of them really wanted!

I'll put em on ebay!

They'll rake a fortune in!

[QUOTE=Big Andy]2 for me, neither of them really wanted!

I'll put em on ebay!

They'll rake a fortune in![/QUOTE]


:nono: Atleast let them collect a bit of dust first.

Adds to the value I'm told.

[QUOTE=FLASHWOK]Best Irish Poster (B) The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]Keane16[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Feb-10-Tue-2004/photos/riverdance1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.flags.net/images/largeflags/IREL0001.GIF[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.hoganstand.com/Common/ImageGallery/declanosullivan.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=FLASHWOK]Red Cafe's Official Bird The Winner is...
[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]The lovely, somewhat talented and extremely dangerous... GiggsysGirl.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

somewhat?

[QUOTE=Rams]Biggest Nob-end ever and ever in any forum ever made on the internet - [b][size=7][color=Red]FLASHWORK[/color][/size][/b][/QUOTE]'Most Believable' Award Creator goes to Rams.

Well done that man.

[QUOTE=Rams]Biggest Nob-end ever and ever in any forum ever made on the internet - [B][SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]FLASHWORK[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]

well there's gratitude for you...

Wow, i mean making out that i was a woman instead of a man???? Pure hilarity

You are a bigger man than i will ever be flash.

I bow before you. You have made me realise my true calling in life.

Oh, and....: prick. :)

[QUOTE=Rams]Biggest Nob-end ever and ever in any forum ever made on the internet - [B][SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]FLASHWORK[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]

Flashwork, Flashwank or whatever. . . A boring Yank nobend, that's for sure.

[QUOTE=g4orce]Wow, i mean making out that i was a woman instead of a man???? Pure hilarity

You are a bigger man than i will ever be flash.

I bow before you. You have made me realise my true calling in life.

Oh, and....: prick. :)[/QUOTE]


maybe you should take issue with the people who voted for you not the one that posted the results...since you won resoundingly...I didn't vote for you...I just said it was an upset since it was a woman's category...but based on your lack of sense of humor I can see why others did vote for you...

many congrats and here's hoping you find a sense of humor in the future.

[QUOTE=Spoony]Flashwork, Flashwank or whatever. . . A boring Yank nobend, that's for sure.[/QUOTE]

normally I'd be hurt by a comment like that if it came from someone whose approval I sought, but since it comes from a person who most everyone on the forum thinks is a total dick I'll take it with a grain of salt...

Whats been happening here then folks?

:lol: i think the truth is hurting a few people.

Yep, me!

*sits bollock naked munching a tangy cheese dorito*

[QUOTE=GroundSide]Whats been happening here then folks?[/QUOTE]

We're all getting awards........you want one?

[QUOTE=Keane16]We're all getting awards........you want one?[/QUOTE]


I want one!

I'm an unworthy winner of my awards. I ask to be removed and let Gillespie take sole glory.

[QUOTE=Number7]I want one![/QUOTE]
Poster must likely to be preop trannie : [color=Red][b]Number 7[/b][/color]

[QUOTE=retirantmobs]Poster must likely to be preop trannie : [color=Red][b]Number 7[/b][/color][/QUOTE]

:lol:

:lol:

I'll get my love partner no angel onto you, she's got a cock you know ;)

[QUOTE=retirantmobs]Poster must likely to be preop trannie : [color=Red][b]Number 7[/b][/color][/QUOTE]

:lol:

You did ask!

Most likely to be smothering his cock in chocolate and letting the dog lick it off : [color=Red][b]Number 7[/b][/color]

[QUOTE=Number7]:lol:

I'll get my love partner no angel onto you, she's got a cock you know ;)[/QUOTE] Wheres that nervous smilie? :nervous:

[QUOTE=Big Andy]:lol:

You did ask!

Most likely to be smothering his cock in chocolate and letting the dog lick it off : [color=Red][b]Number 7[/b][/color][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.redcafe.net/images/smilies/annoyed.gif[/img] Thats sick.[img]http://www.redcafe.net/images/smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Anyway, just for clarification... I am not having a sexual relationship with her, or any other kind of relationship for that matter.

Now please let this thread slip off the first page so she doesn't read it and threaten to beat me up and set her personal stalker Very Ruud onto me.


I do not, however, deny that I am soon to be a lady ;)

[QUOTE=Number7]I wouldn't call no_angel a dog.......


then again ;)[/QUOTE]
She'l be slapping you with that new found cock of hers.[img]http://www.redcafe.net/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]

No awards...and no nominations...nothing lost...nothing gained... WOO YEAH!

:lol:

[QUOTE=retirantmobs]:lol: i think the truth is hurting a few people.[/QUOTE]

indeed it is ret, indeed it is ;)

Big Andy beat me out for the award I was sure I was going to win, the naked dorito award :(

[QUOTE=FLASHWOK]indeed it is ret, indeed it is ;)

Big Andy beat me out for the award I was sure I was going to win, the naked dorito award :([/QUOTE]

Out of interest FLash, how many votes did I get for that dubious award?

I'm perpetually confused by it all.....

Maybe my vote is the one that made the difference?