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11th October 2011, 23:10
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: freguson y u rest the ginger prawn hes most importntat playr n he cn done us much betr! Sell all them stinkiers like carick/cuberley/ and old man giggs shud go to retardment castle!
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Ask and you shall receive.
 Skittles had a less than subtle way of letting Kathy know her screenplay was less than spectacular. |
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11th October 2011, 23:16
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: freguson y u rest the ginger prawn hes most importntat playr n he cn done us much betr! Sell all them stinkiers like carick/cuberley/ and old man giggs shud go to retardment castle!
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 Being the new kid at school was never harder than at lunch time. |
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11th October 2011, 23:21
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: freguson y u rest the ginger prawn hes most importntat playr n he cn done us much betr! Sell all them stinkiers like carick/cuberley/ and old man giggs shud go to retardment castle!
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 Jules and Chloe knew Debbie didn’t have any future in show business. She just didn’t have the bone structure for it. |
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11th October 2011, 23:28
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Role model
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Aliens are in control of my tagline & location, but they'll never take me alive!
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12th October 2011, 15:53
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Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Bangerang
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Blackboards in Porn
Celebrating pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?  AFTER SCHOOL: - math 1 + 1 = 2 1* Mathematics - university/nursery school level. This is clearly an extremely advanced level mathematical course, focusing on the Peano axioms for the natural numbers which formalised mathematics in the late 19th century. This course would culminate with Gödel's second incompleteness theorem which shows that the consitency of the Peano axioms cannot be formalised within Peano arithmetic itself. Alternatively, it could be that the pupil, even at her advanced age, hasn't grasped that 1 + 1 = 2, and that all the after school one-to-one lessons in the world aren't going to work. Indeed, she probably won't even understand what 'one-to-one' means. 8/10 - loses two marks for 'math'.  Compound Angle Formulae sin (A + B) = sin A cos B + cos A sin B cos (A + B) = cos A cos B - sin A sin B tan (A + B) = tan A + tan B 1 - Tan A Tan B A-level standard trigonometry. Maths all correct. Good pluralisation of 'formulae'. Neat handwriting. Loses a mark for 'Tan' instead of 'tan'. But otherwise: excellent work! 9/10 |
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They're just members of the Bärmacht.
