Attacking the space (Boss' leaving thread)

Hectic · 25th August 2011, 15:04

Who spotted fat Nasri?

Adzzz · 25th August 2011, 15:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Who spotted fat Nasri?

My fav was Sian Massey, I'd attack her space.

I'm always right · 25th August 2011, 15:08

Boss needs some space

bill.s.preston · 25th August 2011, 15:11

I just Pm'd Boss and told him not to let you bastards grind him down.

That's right, I attacked the space in his inbox.

Danny1982 · 25th August 2011, 15:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by De Selby

Ah, the internet.

Some arse types a novella-length missive stating the blindingly obvious, gets teased for it, then flips out and leaves.

And what were your latest "the brightest ever" ideas on the forum??

I'm always right · 25th August 2011, 15:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill.s.preston

I just Pm'd Boss and told him not to let you bastards grind him down.

That's right, I attacked the space in his inbox.

Ha ha!! Magic.

White text works better than ever in this tappatalk thingymebob!

Adzzz · 25th August 2011, 15:13

B19 · 25th August 2011, 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss

You don't have me on ignore, you love my style.

Post of the year.

B19 · 25th August 2011, 15:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss

It's not meant to be taken seriously of course.

You're allowed to show a bit of personality every now and again Brwned. For someone your age you shoudln't be so disrespectful.

My career can be stressful at times, I should be able to come online and have fun now and again my brother.

Crack a joke once in a while, but being one yourself I guess you don't even need to. Smile, show some goddamn emotion.

The whole posting stats all day, wikipedia degree, talking about players you haven't seen, well it gets incredibly boring.

It's like a robot, it's completely mechanical. Enter-repeat, enter-repeat, enter-repeat. You're a fraud that sucks the fun out of the game. You're like Man City and Chelsea, you're plastic.

You try and ridicule lads who actually watch it, experience it. You even try and ridicule lads who play it and constantly take to the pitch. When's the last time you kicked a ball?

Take a look in the mirror my brother, or do you not like what you see?

Oh and you shouldn't talk about lads like Messi or you might end up making stupid comments again like he isn't a great passer despite constantly pulling off great passes.

You catch the assist to Iniesta the other day? or did you read it about it on goal.com? You and I know the truth.

Be honest, don't talk about players you don't watch or end up being exposed as a fraud which deep down you know you are.

Easy malleable posters fall for your shit, and you did it without actually having to watch games. You did it without having to see what you talk about.

That's incredible, along with the constant brownosing of other posters, that makes you an e-prostitute my brother. A complete sell out, people like you are enemies to football.

But you will do anything for props, that's you. You're a full time worker in the e-brothel. There isn't nothing real about what you post.

and for the rest of you, you try paint me as the new scholsey, give me this fucked up tagline in the process, same posters are always on my case these days but I'm not buying it. Criticsm is one thing, abuse is another.

Like Jayz said in 96, 'can I live?'

All a brother ever wanted to do was discuss football, sure we had lots of fun but the whole caf experience has turned incredibly shite recently and it's not worth it anymore.

The whole e-lynching is incredibly gay.

There always has to be a target right? Well it can't be somebody that doesn't post anymore right?

Who's next on the list?

Start selecting somebody now because I'm out.

The new Scholsey position is now vacant.

No, THIS is post of the year.

Rahul · 25th August 2011, 15:19

I'm here.... what did I miss ?

Red Hand Devil · 25th August 2011, 15:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

I hear you Boss. It's vitally important to attack the space.

Watch Usain Bolt here, attacking the space. He sees the space, and he attacks it. They all do in fact. All of them. But he attacks it more. Nothing is going to stop him attacking that space.

Here's another example. John Cleese, the master of attacking space, in one of his most infamous space attacks. Watch him from 0.09. He sees the space. Makes up his mind, and then at 0.13, boom, he attacks it. Classic space attacking. All the way.

Mesmeric isn't it? Look at how he skips past that long line of men in smocks. Beautiful isn't it?

Now I've read Cleese is one of the few people capable of this in England. I ask, why? At times it's the quickest route to the other side of the street.

In Spain, where everything is amazing and brilliant and that, due to their slower style of play, the space is often presented more...often. As such it is ripe for attacking. Hard.

Ewanio McGregio was a fine proponent of attacking the space in his day. As evidenced below.

Why can't we do this more often? Why can't we just attack the space? Why can't everything be like it is in Spain? I'd like a sleep in the middle of the day. Why can't I do that? Why can't Darron Gibson attack the space? Why can't Michael Carrick attack the space? Why can't I sit outside of Lionel Messi's house singing him love poetry I've written in esperanto with my own blood and faeces? How can a team of lawyers possibly rule that to be dangerous and obsessive behaviour?

In summary. Attack the space.

rcoobc · 25th August 2011, 15:19

"Attacking The Space" is more of a gridiron football thing, where every meter gained is worth a lot more than in football where you can simply hoof the ball up field. Rio has been great at dribbling the ball into midfield from defence but the reason most players won't do it is if they are caught in possession and their aren't enough players behind them the opposite team will have a goal scoring opportunity shortly after.

That's all there is to say, some of the reactions on here are very funny, and some of it is ott/knobish. By the way if its football related why wasn't it in the FF or did it get moved?

Attack the space.

amolbhatia100 · 25th August 2011, 15:21

Boss, you respond to a bit of light-heart fun in good spirit to throwing a fit and claiming other people don't have a sense of humor. How does that make even an iota of sense?

VP · 25th August 2011, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

I hear you Boss. It's vitally important to attack the space.

Watch Usain Bolt here, attacking the space. He sees the space, and he attacks it. They all do in fact. All of them. But he attacks it more. Nothing is going to stop him attacking that space.

Here's another example. John Cleese, the master of attacking space, in one of his most infamous space attacks. Watch him from 0.09. He sees the space. Makes up his mind, and then at 0.13, boom, he attacks it. Classic space attacking. All the way.

Mesmeric isn't it? Look at how he skips past that long line of men in smocks. Beautiful isn't it?

Now I've read Cleese is one of the few people capable of this in England. I ask, why? At times it's the quickest route to the other side of the street.

In Spain, where everything is amazing and brilliant and that, due to their slower style of play, the space is often presented more...often. As such it is ripe for attacking. Hard.

Ewanio McGregio was a fine proponent of attacking the space in his day. As evidenced below.

Why can't we do this more often? Why can't we just attack the space? Why can't everything be like it is in Spain? I'd like a sleep in the middle of the day. Why can't I do that? Why can't Darron Gibson attack the space? Why can't Michael Carrick attack the space? Why can't I sit outside of Lionel Messi's house singing him love poetry I've written in esperanto with my own blood and faeces? How can a team of lawyers possibly rule that to be dangerous and obsessive behaviour?

In summary. Attack the space.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss

It's not meant to be taken seriously of course.

You're allowed to show a bit of personality every now and again Brwned. For someone your age you shoudln't be so disrespectful.

My career can be stressful at times, I should be able to come online and have fun now and again my brother.

Crack a joke once in a while, but being one yourself I guess you don't even need to. Smile, show some goddamn emotion.

The whole posting stats all day, wikipedia degree, talking about players you haven't seen, well it gets incredibly boring.

It's like a robot, it's completely mechanical. Enter-repeat, enter-repeat, enter-repeat. You're a fraud that sucks the fun out of the game. You're like Man City and Chelsea, you're plastic.

You try and ridicule lads who actually watch it, experience it. You even try and ridicule lads who play it and constantly take to the pitch. When's the last time you kicked a ball?

Take a look in the mirror my brother, or do you not like what you see?

Oh and you shouldn't talk about lads like Messi or you might end up making stupid comments again like he isn't a great passer despite constantly pulling off great passes.

You catch the assist to Iniesta the other day? or did you read it about it on goal.com? You and I know the truth.

Be honest, don't talk about players you don't watch or end up being exposed as a fraud which deep down you know you are.

Easy malleable posters fall for your shit, and you did it without actually having to watch games. You did it without having to see what you talk about.

That's incredible, along with the constant brownosing of other posters, that makes you an e-prostitute my brother. A complete sell out, people like you are enemies to football.

But you will do anything for props, that's you. You're a full time worker in the e-brothel. There isn't nothing real about what you post.

and for the rest of you, you try paint me as the new scholsey, give me this fucked up tagline in the process, same posters are always on my case these days but I'm not buying it. Criticsm is one thing, abuse is another.

Like Jayz said in 96, 'can I live?'

All a brother ever wanted to do was discuss football, sure we had lots of fun but the whole caf experience has turned incredibly shite recently and it's not worth it anymore.

The whole e-lynching is incredibly gay.

There always has to be a target right? Well it can't be somebody that doesn't post anymore right?

Who's next on the list?

Start selecting somebody now because I'm out.

The new Scholsey position is now vacant.

Boss won this comfortably, he better come back.

Colin129 · 25th August 2011, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcoobc

"Attacking The Space" is more of a gridiron football thing, where every meter gained is worth a lot more than in football where you can simply hoof the ball up field. Rio has been great at dribbling the ball into midfield from defence but the reason most players won't do it is if they are caught in possession and their aren't enough players behind them the opposite team will have a goal scoring opportunity shortly after.

That's all there is to say, some of the reactions on here are very funny, and some of it is ott/knobish. By the way if its football related why wasn't it in the FF or did it get moved?

Attack the space.

oops...

KM · 25th August 2011, 15:23

Quote:

That's incredible, along with the constant brownosing of other posters, that makes you an e-prostitute my brother. A complete sell out, people like you are enemies to football.

That's a terrific line tbf.

Dr. Dwayne · 25th August 2011, 15:23

well said Colin. Fuckin' robocock, eh?

Blair · 25th August 2011, 15:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss

It's not meant to be taken seriously of course.

You're allowed to show a bit of personality every now and again Brwned. For someone your age you shoudln't be so disrespectful.

My career can be stressful at times, I should be able to come online and have fun now and again my brother.

Crack a joke once in a while, but being one yourself I guess you don't even need to. Smile, show some goddamn emotion.

The whole posting stats all day, wikipedia degree, talking about players you haven't seen, well it gets incredibly boring.

It's like a robot, it's completely mechanical. Enter-repeat, enter-repeat, enter-repeat. You're a fraud that sucks the fun out of the game. You're like Man City and Chelsea, you're plastic.

You try and ridicule lads who actually watch it, experience it. You even try and ridicule lads who play it and constantly take to the pitch. When's the last time you kicked a ball?

Take a look in the mirror my brother, or do you not like what you see?

Oh and you shouldn't talk about lads like Messi or you might end up making stupid comments again like he isn't a great passer despite constantly pulling off great passes.

You catch the assist to Iniesta the other day? or did you read it about it on goal.com? You and I know the truth.

Be honest, don't talk about players you don't watch or end up being exposed as a fraud which deep down you know you are.

Easy malleable posters fall for your shit, and you did it without actually having to watch games. You did it without having to see what you talk about.

That's incredible, along with the constant brownosing of other posters, that makes you an e-prostitute my brother. A complete sell out, people like you are enemies to football.

But you will do anything for props, that's you. You're a full time worker in the e-brothel. There isn't nothing real about what you post.

and for the rest of you, you try paint me as the new scholsey, give me this fucked up tagline in the process, same posters are always on my case these days but I'm not buying it. Criticsm is one thing, abuse is another.

Like Jayz said in 96, 'can I live?'

All a brother ever wanted to do was discuss football, sure we had lots of fun but the whole caf experience has turned incredibly shite recently and it's not worth it anymore.

The whole e-lynching is incredibly gay.

There always has to be a target right? Well it can't be somebody that doesn't post anymore right?

Who's next on the list?

Start selecting somebody now because I'm out.

The new Scholsey position is now vacant.

This is some of the best shit I've read in a long time.

Why do you say 'my brother' all the time? WTF, are you Hulk Hogan?

Adzzz · 25th August 2011, 15:26

Let's be honest we need a poll here, who won...it's obviously Boss. Boss deserves a poll to show he won this.

Brwned got Bossed.

Red Hand Devil · 25th August 2011, 15:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rahul

I'm here.... what did I miss ?

Its about parking the car - utilising the space & get into it. Attackin the shitr out of it. Take this for example:

This is classic parking, its pure text book for the natural & the way the space has been entered is total all out attacking of the space..

Attacking the space at pace is almost mythical space attackness, only accustomed to those with forces of the darkspace. Here's rare footage of these forces at work.. sadly the film-maker died filmin this.. he came face to face with the darklord Spattack & was never seen again.

Hectic · 25th August 2011, 15:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdZzUtd

My fav was Sian Massey, I'd attack her space.

Eyepopper · 25th August 2011, 15:30

The Boss V Brwned off

Hectic · 25th August 2011, 15:35

Adzzz · 25th August 2011, 15:37

Blair · 25th August 2011, 15:37

^ You'd need a whole army to attack that space.

De Selby · 25th August 2011, 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny1982

And what were your latest "the brightest ever" ideas on the forum??

Sorry, what?

You've lost me.

Mockney · 25th August 2011, 15:38

Classic space attacking.

Solius · 25th August 2011, 15:40

#attackthespace #oooooooffffff

Hectic · 25th August 2011, 15:40

My image was taken down inside of about an hour, and it wasn't remotely offensive to anyone? Maybe it was tinypic, piece of shit.

Scrumpet · 25th August 2011, 15:41

I'm having trouble with the concept, bear with me guys. Should I be invading the space?

phelans shorts · 25th August 2011, 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Chris Brown can attack that space better than Lass Diarra.

Mockney · 25th August 2011, 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solius

#attackthespace #oooooooffffff

Lets get this shit trending.

All tards fall in line

KM · 25th August 2011, 15:42

Even Barton is getting involved

Quote:

Need some thinking time and space.

amolbhatia100 · 25th August 2011, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrumpet

I'm having trouble with the concept, bear with me guys. Should I be invading the space?

No you should attack it. Invade, not attack. There's no sense in just landing up up at the space with no intent. You have to beat it furiously with a weapon of your choice.

Eyepopper · 25th August 2011, 15:43

Apparently at half time, when they were trailing AC Milan 3-0 in the Champions League final and looking for inspiration from their manager, Benitez uttered just 3 words to the bruised Liverpool team......... the rest is history.

Hectic · 25th August 2011, 15:44

Adzzz · 25th August 2011, 15:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyepopper

Apparently at half time, when they were trailing AC Milan 3-0 in the Champions League final and looking for inspiration from their manager, Benitez uttered just 3 words to the bruised Liverpool team......... the rest is history.

Whats for lunch?

B19 · 25th August 2011, 15:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Scrumpet · 25th August 2011, 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by amolbhatia100

No you should attack it. Invade, not attack. There's no sense in just landing up up at the space with no intent. You have to beat it furiously with a weapon of your choice.

I see, so aggression is the key. In life and in football the space is my enemy. Wait isn't Brwned the enemy of football...? Is Brwned the space?

Mockney · 25th August 2011, 15:48

I'm gonna make a tune about this.

"Lionel Messi - Attacks the space
Cris Ronaldo - Attacks the space
Jonah Lomu - Attacks the space
Usain Bolt - Attacks the space
Jason Bourne - Attacks the space
Forest Gump - Attacks the space
Rocky - Attacks the space
That one from Run Lola Run - Attacks the space
So get up everyone or I'll slap you face
This a new style now, gon' attack the space."

There's the chorus right there.

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25th August 2011, 15:04	#161 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mike Phelan WILL kill you. Posts: 6,845	Who spotted fat Nasri?

25th August 2011, 15:08	#163 (permalink)
I'm always right Three-Headed Monkey Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mêlée Island Posts: 11,252	Boss needs some space

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bill.s.preston First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 7,497	I just Pm'd Boss and told him not to let you bastards grind him down. That's right, I attacked the space in his inbox.

25th August 2011, 15:13	#167 (permalink)
Adzzz Astrophysical Genius Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Don't Put My Swag on a Pedestal, I'll leave you like Owen Hargreaves at a Medical, passing me ain't credible Posts: 21,983

25th August 2011, 15:19	#170 (permalink)
Rahul First Team Regular Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hunting The Hunter ! Posts: 12,699	I'm here.... what did I miss ?

25th August 2011, 15:19	#172 (permalink)
rcoobc Not as crap as eferyone thinks Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Corrupting West Brom Posts: 17,205	"Attacking The Space" is more of a gridiron football thing, where every meter gained is worth a lot more than in football where you can simply hoof the ball up field. Rio has been great at dribbling the ball into midfield from defence but the reason most players won't do it is if they are caught in possession and their aren't enough players behind them the opposite team will have a goal scoring opportunity shortly after. That's all there is to say, some of the reactions on here are very funny, and some of it is ott/knobish. By the way if its football related why wasn't it in the FF or did it get moved? Attack the space.

25th August 2011, 15:21	#173 (permalink)
amolbhatia100 Has excellent taste in women Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: india Posts: 27,701	Boss, you respond to a bit of light-heart fun in good spirit to throwing a fit and claiming other people don't have a sense of humor. How does that make even an iota of sense?

25th August 2011, 15:23	#177 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne Slacker Join Date: May 2006 Location: Back where I don't belong Posts: 46,409	well said Colin. Fuckin' robocock, eh?

25th August 2011, 15:26	#179 (permalink)
Adzzz Astrophysical Genius Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Don't Put My Swag on a Pedestal, I'll leave you like Owen Hargreaves at a Medical, passing me ain't credible Posts: 21,983	Let's be honest we need a poll here, who won...it's obviously Boss. Boss deserves a poll to show he won this. Brwned got Bossed.

25th August 2011, 15:30	#182 (permalink)
Eyepopper Lowering the tone since 2006 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, think I'm heading home! Posts: 50,190	The Boss V Brwned off

25th August 2011, 15:35	#183 (permalink)
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25th August 2011, 15:37	#185 (permalink)
Blair Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 3,983	^ You'd need a whole army to attack that space.

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Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	Classic space attacking.

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Solius Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fucker shits Posts: 40,586	#attackthespace #oooooooffffff

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mike Phelan WILL kill you. Posts: 6,845	My image was taken down inside of about an hour, and it wasn't remotely offensive to anyone? Maybe it was tinypic, piece of shit.

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Scrumpet First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ipswich Town (SM) Posts: 8,334	I'm having trouble with the concept, bear with me guys. Should I be invading the space?

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Eyepopper Lowering the tone since 2006 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, think I'm heading home! Posts: 50,190	Apparently at half time, when they were trailing AC Milan 3-0 in the Champions League final and looking for inspiration from their manager, Benitez uttered just 3 words to the bruised Liverpool team......... the rest is history.

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25th August 2011, 15:48	#200 (permalink)
Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	I'm gonna make a tune about this. "Lionel Messi - Attacks the space Cris Ronaldo - Attacks the space Jonah Lomu - Attacks the space Usain Bolt - Attacks the space Jason Bourne - Attacks the space Forest Gump - Attacks the space Rocky - Attacks the space That one from Run Lola Run - Attacks the space So get up everyone or I'll slap you face This a new style now, gon' attack the space." There's the chorus right there.