can anyone think of any benefits...

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 13:40

of being a leper?

it must be great for party tricks and stuff. i'm considering giving it a go.

Dr. Dwayne · 4th June 2009, 13:43

you'd never want for alone time.

Moyespopper · 4th June 2009, 13:43

picking scabs

Partizan · 4th June 2009, 13:44

The Council give you your own cave.

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 13:45

i'd imagine the poon would go crazy for a leper.

jgraham · 4th June 2009, 13:46

You get pointed at a lot, if you like the attention then being a leper is perfect for you.

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 13:48

no need to cut yourself shaving ever again. you can just pick the hair right off your face.

Dr. Dwayne · 4th June 2009, 13:48

you get to wear bread bags on your extremities when you go out of the house/leper colony.

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 13:49

it would be easy to meet like minded people in a massive colony.

Dr. Dwayne · 4th June 2009, 13:50

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

it would be easy to meet like minded people in a massive colony.

the access to spare parts alone would be an incredible benefit.

Partizan · 4th June 2009, 13:51

Judah Ben Hurr might look you up.

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 13:53

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

the access to spare parts alone would be an incredible benefit.

this is true. i could use a discarded little finger as a new phallus and gain a sizeable benefit straight away.

solvista · 4th June 2009, 14:31

You get a free bell.

Stanley Road · 4th June 2009, 14:57

Youd never throw your hand in at the poker table

UBERScholes · 4th June 2009, 15:07

Can they cure leprosy now?

Might get a nice trip to the hospital for some injections or something, if you're into that kind of thing

Adzzz · 4th June 2009, 15:12

You make a fucking fortune begging.

Stanley Road · 4th June 2009, 15:15

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 15:16

i'm not black so i doubt leprosy would do that to my face.

solvista · 4th June 2009, 15:25

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Originally Posted by Stanley Road

Blowjob lips if i ever saw them.

Burndogg · 4th June 2009, 15:31

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Originally Posted by solvista

Blowjob lips if i ever saw them.

thanks, thats lunch fucked for me

iSparky · 4th June 2009, 15:32

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i'm not black so i doubt leprosy would do that to my face.

you raise a good point

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 15:33

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Originally Posted by Sparky19

you raise a good point

i have been known as the master of the erection numerous times throughout my life yes.

solvista · 4th June 2009, 15:34

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Originally Posted by Burndogg

thanks, thats lunch fucked for me

You were planning to have chicken livers eh?

solvista · 4th June 2009, 15:40

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Originally Posted by Burndogg

thanks, thats lunch fucked for me

If your hungry again by teatime, this fella has invited you for a finger buffet.

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 15:41

had severe issues with finishing myself off til you posted that pic sol. thanks a bunch. a sticky bunch.

solvista · 4th June 2009, 15:43

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

had severe issues with finishing myself off til you posted that pic sol. thanks a bunch. a sticky bunch.

Welcome.

Dr. Dwayne · 4th June 2009, 15:43

There was this guy in my hometown who lost his fingers due to frostbite, he had to use his thumbs to smoke cigarettes.

Rams · 4th June 2009, 15:43

It's easy to loose weight.

solvista · 4th June 2009, 15:44

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

There was this guy in my hometown who lost his fingers due to frostbite, he had to use his thumbs to smoke cigarettes.

How the fuck does he light a match?

Count Duckula · 4th June 2009, 15:45

Leprosy doesn't actually make your limbs fall off, does it? Sure I was told that that's just a myth - what it actually does it makes you unable to feel any sensation in your extremities so you do them considerable damage without realising it.

Edit: According to Wiki -

Contrary to popular belief, leprosy does not directly cause body parts to fall off on their own accord;[4] instead they become disfigured or amputated as a result of disease symptoms.

iSparky · 4th June 2009, 15:46

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Originally Posted by solvista

If your hungry again by teatime, this fella has invited you for a finger buffet.

i would...

all over his face, or whats left of it anyway

Dr. Dwayne · 4th June 2009, 15:46

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Originally Posted by solvista

How the fuck does he light a match?

Never thought of that. I assume he'd have to rely on the kindness of strangers, or use strike anywhere matches. Anyway he had to hold the cigarette between his thumbs, so maybe he did the same with the matches?

Dr. Dwayne · 4th June 2009, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Count Duckula

Leprosy doesn't actually make your limbs fall off, does it? Sure I was told that that's just a myth - what it actually does it makes you unable to feel any sensation in your extremities so you do them considerable damage without realising it.

sounds like methocarbamol to me, but then again I've just taken 1500mg of it, woo!

solvista · 4th June 2009, 15:47

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Originally Posted by Sparky19

i would...

all over his face, or whats left of it anyway

That empty eye-socket looks useful doesn't it?.

moyesaldo · 4th June 2009, 15:48

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

sounds like methocarbamol to me, but then again I've just taken 1500mg of it, woo!

well i've just taken 6500mg of diamoxyassibitamol and am crying piano keys now as a result.

iSparky · 4th June 2009, 15:49

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Originally Posted by solvista

That empty eye-socket looks useful doesn't it?.

indeed, bet its a perfect fit, only one way to find out

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Count Duckula Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. Posts: 16,027	Leprosy doesn't actually make your limbs fall off, does it? Sure I was told that that's just a myth - what it actually does it makes you unable to feel any sensation in your extremities so you do them considerable damage without realising it. Edit: According to Wiki - Contrary to popular belief, leprosy does not directly cause body parts to fall off on their own accord;[4] instead they become disfigured or amputated as a result of disease symptoms.