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Old 24th September 2008, 13:03   #1 (permalink)
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Ciderman and Giggsysgirl are the same person

I may have mentioned this before, relentlessly in fact, but it's true.

The other week, GG claimed she had a problem with her computer, and couldn't view the caf, and during that time, ciderman re-appeared. When GG got the caf up and running again, conveniently, ciderman suddenly disappeared. Now, as of yesterday, GG is once again "unable" to view the caf, and ciderman's back.

Ladies and gentleman, undeniable proof that whatever it is I'm on about is true.
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:05   #2 (permalink)
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Another explanation could be that they are fuck-buddies and have only one computer?
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:17   #3 (permalink)
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That would seem doubtful.
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:18   #4 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:20   #5 (permalink)
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If true, then the thread by Ciderman where he spoke about self-harming is in monumentally bad taste.
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:21   #6 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:22   #7 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:24   #8 (permalink)
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If true, then the thread by Ciderman where he spoke about self-harming is in monumentally bad taste.
At least when Giggsysgirl is Ciderman, he's trying to harm herself, instead of trying to harm me.
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:25   #9 (permalink)
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At least when Giggsysgirl is Ciderman, he's trying to harm herself, instead of trying to harm me.
Well then, who harms you when she is he?
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:29   #10 (permalink)
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You do realise this means Noodle has had sex with Ciderman...
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:30   #11 (permalink)
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He's not the only one!
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:30   #12 (permalink)
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You do realise this means Noodle has had sex with Ciderman...
Well cracked Brad, it seem Noddles has been gaying for Ciderman all along!


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Old 24th September 2008, 13:31   #13 (permalink)
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You do realise this means Noodle has had sex with Ciderman...
Worse still, Ciderman ad GG have watched each other have a wank. This is all very troubling.
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:56   #14 (permalink)
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Lets not make this anymore confusing than it already is
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Old 24th September 2008, 13:59   #15 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:00   #16 (permalink)
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I've met Ciderman. He's a well built chap

I've met Noodle. He's not a well built chap

I think I've successfully identified the 'bitch' in this particular relationship...
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:01   #17 (permalink)
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You do realise this means Noodle has had sex with Ciderman...
Whatever turns you on..
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:03   #18 (permalink)
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I've met Ciderman. He's a well built chap

I've met Noodle. He's not a well built chap

I think I've successfully identified the 'bitch' in this particular relationship...
Ciderman doesn't exist, so it's unlikely you've met him
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:04   #19 (permalink)
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Ciderman doesn't exist, so it's unlikely you've met him
Which means you've been in your bedroom, humping fresh air

And its been turning you on
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:08   #20 (permalink)
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You're not quite grasping this
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:21   #21 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:22   #22 (permalink)
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This is bullshit! Just because i share a birthday with ciderman, doesn't automatically mean i AM him!
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:22   #23 (permalink)
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I don't see any similarities. Cider is much more clever, he is the cleverest person on cafe.
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Old 24th September 2008, 14:37   #24 (permalink)
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Though accurate, dipper, as a compliment that statement is somewhat lacking in substance.
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Old 24th September 2008, 17:23   #25 (permalink)
 
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I may have mentioned this before, relentlessly in fact, but it's true.

The other week, GG claimed she had a problem with her computer, and couldn't view the caf, and during that time, ciderman re-appeared. When GG got the caf up and running again, conveniently, ciderman suddenly disappeared. Now, as of yesterday, GG is once again "unable" to view the caf, and ciderman's back.

Ladies and gentleman, undeniable proof that whatever it is I'm on about is true.
I doubt it somehow - Ciderman has a sense of humour and is a nice guy
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:05   #26 (permalink)
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They're split personalities
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:10   #27 (permalink)
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...that's me. Do i look like GG?
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:11   #28 (permalink)
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...that's me. Do i look like GG?

*must not make joke...so many jokes...*
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:12   #29 (permalink)
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*must not make joke...so many jokes...*
do it and i'll shoot you in the face
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:14   #30 (permalink)
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do it and i'll shoot you in the face
To be fair, that is some pin-head you have there...
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:15   #31 (permalink)
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Is that a squirrel gun?
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Old 24th September 2008, 18:18   #32 (permalink)
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Is that a squirrel gun?
It's me mate's 2.2, i was in me work gear and looked like a sniper so i posed with it - shortly thereafter we got drunk and he shot me in the ankle.
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Old 24th September 2008, 22:22   #33 (permalink)
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I've decided you scare me slightly more than GG does. Change back please
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Old 24th September 2008, 22:45   #34 (permalink)
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...that's me. Do i look like GG?
If you turned your head upside down, you'd actually look freakily like Noodlehair...
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Old 24th September 2008, 22:53   #35 (permalink)
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If you turned your head upside down, you'd actually look freakily like Noodlehair...


That's exactly how I imagined Noodle.
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Old 24th September 2008, 23:58   #36 (permalink)
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So in fact, I'm Ciderman as well?

This is a bit of a wild theory, but it does explain how I've managed to put up with myself for so long. Obviously I'm much cooler as me than I am as either GG or Ciderman. As all three of us, I feel I'm in a perfect position to judge this
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Old 25th September 2008, 06:10   #37 (permalink)
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A friendlier looking me that wont scare noods...

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Old 25th September 2008, 10:47   #38 (permalink)
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Me you and GG should form some kind of ginger hair alliance, and take over the world. We'd make an amazing team.

You with the ability to get shot in the foot with your own gun, me with the ability to set fire to or break anything we might find useful, and GG with the ability to ban herself from websites. No one would be able to stop us. At least, if we weren't all the same person, that is.
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Old 27th September 2008, 13:20   #39 (permalink)
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God, can't a person have an evil twin anymore without it turning into a conspiracy theorist's wet dream?
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Old 29th September 2008, 00:23   #40 (permalink)
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Brads internet died off today... Could this mean that Brad = GG = Ciderman?

Worth thinking about.
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