Complete Mental Obliteration V3: Mains

Summit · 15th May 2012, 20:01

I nominate omardalvi. His mental break downs in the witches forum were too funny. Now let's tweak it in front of a large audience. Let the good times begin!

iSparky · 15th May 2012, 20:08

I want to see one of these mental breakdowns, they sound fucking hilarious

iczster · 15th May 2012, 20:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Summit

I nominate omardalvi. His mental break downs in the witches forum were too funny. Now let's tweak it in front of a large audience. Let the good times begin!

Agreed Summit

Omar is the one you want "you scary chickens". I was in the witches forum for this and it was a daily task from stopping the lad from having a full on spastic meltdown each day.

I will never forget that witches forum, you need Omar for this.

Damien · 15th May 2012, 20:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by iczster

Agreed Summit

Omar is the one you want "you scary chickens". I was in the witches forum for this and it was a daily task from stopping the lad from having a full on spastic meltdown each day.

I will never forget that witches forum, you need Omar for this.

Could you most some of the meltdowns from there? Sounds great.

Summit · 15th May 2012, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damien1990

Could you most some of the meltdowns from there? Sounds great.

http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/uFbc5suBTk7mm

Damien · 15th May 2012, 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Summit

http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/uFbc5suBTk7mm

Thanks. The first thing I read from there:

Quote:

You all know what this is like? This is like City have drawn against Newcastle. Then we go to Sunderland where a win and titles is ours. But fucking sunderland place 10 fucking defenders and defend for 90 minutes, just so we lose the title to City. This is what it is.

Quote:

Yes ics, i will stay calm. As calm as possible. As calm as a cucumber. *Breathe in, breathe out* *Breathe in, Breathe out*

Summit · 15th May 2012, 20:43

omar -

Quote:

"oh motherfucking shit, that bastard cunt asshole has jailed me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh"

Quote:

"FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK THIS SHIT, dragon and omar witches confirmed paceme said. I said im voting now and wont be on later to avoid the thread. I guess ill have to stay away tonight and tomorrow. Ill be lynched tomrrow as we will miss a kill

FUUCK FUCK FUCK

Icster guide me how to go ahead"

Quote:

"ICSter where are you when i need you. Im not going in that thread, im fucked from all the ways. ALL THE FUCKING WAYS.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCccccccccccccccccckkkkk"

Quote:

"also post what is happening in the thread ics, im not fucking going there. Fuck paceme man. Why can't he let one evil tema win. The villages are on track for like 5 lynches from here, fuckers. SSSSSSSSSssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiitttttttT"

Quote:

"oh fuck this, now my vote also doesn't count. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh motherfucking shit. How am i supposed to post in that thread with everyone knowing im a witch. End this game already. It had a villagers win written all over. x"

Quote:

"fuck man icster, why you told hp88 looks evil, i could have done that, now they'll suspect you. Bad move man, bad fucking move."

Quote:

"PLease give me the freedom and ill go fucking spastic on them cunts. We have to out hp88 as well. PLease give me freedom, givee me FUCKING FREEDOM. ICs, just say yes, say yes, YES YES YES YES YES, and hp88 will be fucking down. PLeaaaaseee"

Quote:

"on second thoughts, the SK also has a fucking good advantage. He can kill random people left right and centre. IT just started unluckily i feel, very unluckily, start this game 100 more times, and not once would 2 evils go for the same person the same night. SSSSSHHHITTT. Ics please post here, i cant post in that thread.

And ics, i suppose you try to mix in with them and be happy"

DomesticTadpole · 15th May 2012, 20:58

My vote is for Omardalvi also...really excited about this

Liam147 · 15th May 2012, 20:59

That guy is straight in there. Still think Scrumpet could make for a good competitor.

iczster · 15th May 2012, 21:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Summit

omar -

Stop it summit ffs

You can feel his cries for help I was fucked on a daily basis with meltdown counselling for Omar

TheBest · 15th May 2012, 21:00

Changing my nomination to omar

Hectic · 15th May 2012, 21:01

Contestant 1 - omardalvi

DomesticTadpole · 15th May 2012, 21:01

YAY!! this will be an epic summer

nice one Hectic

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 21:03

Awwwwwwwww shieeeeeeeet.

iczster · 15th May 2012, 21:03

He won't know until tomorrow that he is fucked from all ways .... ALL THE FUCKING WAYS

rcoobc · 15th May 2012, 21:07

Make sure its 2 people who are pretty active

Scrumpet · 15th May 2012, 21:10

I get the impression Relevated would be good. The only problem is that it could become a thread frequented pretty much only by the recently promoted, but that shouldn't be a problem if others get involved with questions and whatnot.

Levo · 15th May 2012, 21:23

Choose Relevated, for the 3rd time of asking.

KM · 15th May 2012, 21:34

I'm a bit late, but just reading the mental ob v2 and tb's first post is brilliant. Hectic's thoughts on it also had me laughing for next five minute.

Vato1979 · 15th May 2012, 21:45

Relevated is the standout candidate for me.

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 21:49

I think we should all take time to reflect on the sacrifices made by Obstacle and DeweyMUFC to bring the masses CMOv1, they were both banned soon after and I think DeweyMUFC is possibly the most unintentionally funny poster I have ever come across (mind I am not sure it was unintentional....).

jakec · 15th May 2012, 21:49

Relevated has a bit too much of a brain, I thought Omar did too.

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 21:50

Twas interesting how the first CMO candidates both got banned and how the 2 candidates in CMO 2 didn't, in fact TheBest has come on so much since that thread.

Relevated · 15th May 2012, 21:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeC

Relevated has a bit too much of a brain, I thought Omar did too.

Jake gets it right yet again. I will be a shit contestant so fuck you el cuntos.

Damien · 15th May 2012, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeC

Relevated has a bit too much of a brain, I thought Omar did too.

Are you calling Liam and TB thick?

The game is not necessarily about having people entering who are stupid, but having some enter who can provide some sort of entertainment and looking at Omar's posts he'll certainly provide that.

I think we got a bit lucky with Liam. I didn't expect him to provide anywhere near the amount of entertainment he did do, and the input of Hectic, Adzzz, JustAFan, Lastwolf and DN in particular helped that.

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relevated

Jake gets it right yet again. I will be a shit contestant so fuck you el cuntos.

So Obstacle had a brain and we all thought there was a massive gulf in quality between TheBest and Liam. Both threads were classic.

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damien1990

Are you calling Liam and TB thick?

The game is not necessarily about having people entering who are stupid, but having some enter who can provide some sort of entertainment and looking at Omar's posts he'll certainly provide that.

I think we got a bit lucky with Liam. I didn't expect him to provide anywhere near the amount of entertainment he did do, and the input of Hectic, Adzzz, JustAFan, Lastwolf and DN in particular helped that.

Woaaaah don't forget rimaldo. That Kate Middleton question

.

Adzzz · 15th May 2012, 21:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeC

Relevated has a bit too much of a brain, I thought Omar did too.

That's what we're going to find out, no matter what, brains will be tested, broken and ultimately destroyed.

Relevated · 15th May 2012, 21:59

All I'm saying is that the only thing I can offer is heads being chopped off.

Damien · 15th May 2012, 22:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArmchairCritic

Woaaaah don't forget rimaldo. That Kate Middleton question

.

Yes he definitely has to do one or two for this

That question and the answers were one of the many, many highlights from that game.

Liam147 · 15th May 2012, 22:00

A few highlights for those who can't be arsed reading 70 odd pages:

Two of the funniest answers and reactions to it all:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

TB's answer to that remains one of the funniest things I've read on here.

Earlier stages:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

And arguably the two best posts of the entire thread:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Complete Mental Obliteration V2

[/Damien]

Summit · 15th May 2012, 22:01

I nominate JakeC

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 22:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liam147

A few highlights for those who can't be arsed reading 70 odd pages:

Two of the funniest answers and reactions to it all:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

TB's answer to that remains one of the funniest things I've read on here.

Earlier stages:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

And arguably the two best posts of the entire thread:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Complete Mental Obliteration V2

[/Damien]

How the fuck did you go like 3-0 down to TB back then

.

EDIT:Haha you went 5-0 down, just checked.

Damien · 15th May 2012, 22:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liam147

A few highlights for those who can't be arsed reading 70 odd pages:

Two of the funniest answers and reactions to it all:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

TB's answer to that remains one of the funniest things I've read on here.

Earlier stages:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

And arguably the two best posts of the entire thread:
Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Complete Mental Obliteration V2

[/Damien]

Nice work. Here's my summary on the last page. Complete with points, questions and answers: Complete Mental Obliteration V2

Though the best bit about the second post you mentioned was jveezy replying right after it 'So, how is everyone doing today?'

jakec · 15th May 2012, 22:08

Liam on being asked would he rather have mallet hands or wheel feet.

Right, yes AdZz, this is easy.

You have Mallet hands and you can't do the fundamental things in life. You can't wash yourself, you can't brush your teeth, you can't pick up a knife and fork, you can't change the channel, you can't play on an xbox or ps3, you can't type things here, or even work a computer (not a normal one anyway).

You have the wheels and you can still move about, albeit with difficulty, but that would be over come in time anyway. Yes, you'd have to walk up and down hills sideways, and you wouldn't be able to play football, but it'd be much easier to adjust to than not having real hands.

So yeah, I'd have the wheel-feet.
*

KM · 15th May 2012, 22:09

Hang on Liam eventually came back in that one?
Wow...

ArmchairCritic · 15th May 2012, 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by KM

Hang on Liam eventually came back in that one?
Wow...

He should have never gone behind to be honest

.

Liam147 · 15th May 2012, 22:12

I maintain that having rolling wheels on your feet would be like wearing roller blades all the time.

Summit · 15th May 2012, 22:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liam147

I maintain that having rolling wheels on your feet would be like wearing roller blades all the time.

Why the hell would you have to walk DOWN a hill sideways when you have wheels for feet?

Liam147 · 15th May 2012, 22:16

Well I suppose you wouldn't have to when going downhill, although for safety's sake you might want to.

I'm not doing this again.

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15th May 2012, 20:01	#41 (permalink)
Summit Smoke on that, Top! Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 16,578	I nominate omardalvi. His mental break downs in the witches forum were too funny. Now let's tweak it in front of a large audience. Let the good times begin!

15th May 2012, 20:08	#42 (permalink)
iSparky Waiting on Noodle... Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Baile Átha Cliath Posts: 43,338	I want to see one of these mental breakdowns, they sound fucking hilarious

15th May 2012, 20:58	#48 (permalink)
DomesticTadpole First Team Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Between a Rock and a Hard Place Posts: 11,546	My vote is for Omardalvi also...really excited about this

15th May 2012, 20:59	#49 (permalink)
Liam147 Will vomit on you if you roofie him. Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: "I wonder when the darkest hour is?" Posts: 13,676	That guy is straight in there. Still think Scrumpet could make for a good competitor.

15th May 2012, 21:00	#51 (permalink)
TheBest SPNTBP Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Redcafe Chess>>>> Soccer manager Posts: 11,914	Changing my nomination to omar

15th May 2012, 21:01	#52 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mike Phelan WILL kill you. Posts: 64,850	Contestant 1 - omardalvi

15th May 2012, 21:01	#53 (permalink)
DomesticTadpole First Team Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Between a Rock and a Hard Place Posts: 11,546	YAY!! this will be an epic summer nice one Hectic

15th May 2012, 21:03	#54 (permalink)
ArmchairCritic No Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves. Posts: 9,873	Awwwwwwwww shieeeeeeeet.

15th May 2012, 21:03	#55 (permalink)
iczster First Team Sub Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: North Manchester Posts: 7,876	He won't know until tomorrow that he is fucked from all ways .... ALL THE FUCKING WAYS

15th May 2012, 21:07	#56 (permalink)
rcoobc Not as crap as eferyone thinks Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The treble gone Posts: 23,059	Make sure its 2 people who are pretty active

15th May 2012, 21:10	#57 (permalink)
Scrumpet There are no words Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Posts: 15,219	I get the impression Relevated would be good. The only problem is that it could become a thread frequented pretty much only by the recently promoted, but that shouldn't be a problem if others get involved with questions and whatnot.

15th May 2012, 21:23	#58 (permalink)
Levo Colin, but with worse grammar Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Posts: 14,139	Choose Relevated, for the 3rd time of asking.

15th May 2012, 21:34	#59 (permalink)
KM Coach Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 24,151	I'm a bit late, but just reading the mental ob v2 and tb's first post is brilliant. Hectic's thoughts on it also had me laughing for next five minute.

15th May 2012, 21:45	#60 (permalink)
Vato1979 Hala Madrid! Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Santiago Bernabéu Posts: 13,326	Relevated is the standout candidate for me.

15th May 2012, 21:49	#61 (permalink)
ArmchairCritic No Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves. Posts: 9,873	I think we should all take time to reflect on the sacrifices made by Obstacle and DeweyMUFC to bring the masses CMOv1, they were both banned soon after and I think DeweyMUFC is possibly the most unintentionally funny poster I have ever come across (mind I am not sure it was unintentional....).

15th May 2012, 21:49	#62 (permalink)
jakec I'm a fecking politics student for Gods sake Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Follow me @_JakeCullen_ Posts: 21,026	Relevated has a bit too much of a brain, I thought Omar did too.

15th May 2012, 21:50	#63 (permalink)
ArmchairCritic No Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves. Posts: 9,873	Twas interesting how the first CMO candidates both got banned and how the 2 candidates in CMO 2 didn't, in fact TheBest has come on so much since that thread.

15th May 2012, 21:59	#69 (permalink)
Relevated majestic retarded dinosaur, we love you Rel! - the redcafe modmins Join Date: May 2011 Location: The less of the world, the freer you live. Posts: 12,219	All I'm saying is that the only thing I can offer is heads being chopped off.

15th May 2012, 22:00	#71 (permalink)
Liam147 Will vomit on you if you roofie him. Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: "I wonder when the darkest hour is?" Posts: 13,676	A few highlights for those who can't be arsed reading 70 odd pages: Two of the funniest answers and reactions to it all: Complete Mental Obliteration V2 TB's answer to that remains one of the funniest things I've read on here. Earlier stages: Complete Mental Obliteration V2 And arguably the two best posts of the entire thread: Complete Mental Obliteration V2 Complete Mental Obliteration V2 [/Damien]

15th May 2012, 22:01	#72 (permalink)
Summit Smoke on that, Top! Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 16,578	I nominate JakeC

15th May 2012, 22:08	#75 (permalink)
jakec I'm a fecking politics student for Gods sake Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Follow me @_JakeCullen_ Posts: 21,026	Liam on being asked would he rather have mallet hands or wheel feet. Right, yes AdZz, this is easy. You have Mallet hands and you can't do the fundamental things in life. You can't wash yourself, you can't brush your teeth, you can't pick up a knife and fork, you can't change the channel, you can't play on an xbox or ps3, you can't type things here, or even work a computer (not a normal one anyway). You have the wheels and you can still move about, albeit with difficulty, but that would be over come in time anyway. Yes, you'd have to walk up and down hills sideways, and you wouldn't be able to play football, but it'd be much easier to adjust to than not having real hands. So yeah, I'd have the wheel-feet. *

15th May 2012, 22:09	#76 (permalink)
KM Coach Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 24,151	Hang on Liam eventually came back in that one? Wow...

15th May 2012, 22:12	#78 (permalink)
Liam147 Will vomit on you if you roofie him. Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: "I wonder when the darkest hour is?" Posts: 13,676	I maintain that having rolling wheels on your feet would be like wearing roller blades all the time.

15th May 2012, 22:16	#80 (permalink)
Liam147 Will vomit on you if you roofie him. Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: "I wonder when the darkest hour is?" Posts: 13,676	Well I suppose you wouldn't have to when going downhill, although for safety's sake you might want to. I'm not doing this again.