footgloves

noodlehair · 30th April 2009, 18:04

Basically, gloves, but you wear them on your feet, instead of hands.

I invented them. GG told me they were rubbish, and now her feet are cold.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you, when realising what a great idea this is

Dr. Dwayne · 30th April 2009, 18:08

rubbish. I invented them inadvertently when I was 4 and pretending to be a penguin by wearing mittens on my feet and walking about the house absurdly.

UBERScholes · 30th April 2009, 18:09

Want to be careful, the slippers industry is a ruthless, unforgiving place, and it won't like being shaken up like this.

Wonder Pigeon · 30th April 2009, 18:12

I have an even better invention, I call it the body glove, it is a glove for your entire body. Once you go in you can never come out.

Dr. Dwayne · 30th April 2009, 18:13

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

I have an even better invention, I call it the body glove, it is a glove for your entire body. Once you go in you can never come out.

You're a bit late, WP.

Wonder Pigeon · 30th April 2009, 18:16

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

You're a bit late, WP.

That is a range of watersports wear, not a bodywarmer/impenetrable deathtrap.

UBERScholes · 30th April 2009, 18:22

Could make it a bodywarmer/impenetrable death trap suitable for watersports too. Just need to stain/odour proof it.

Dr. Dwayne · 30th April 2009, 18:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

That is a range of watersports wear, not a bodywarmer/impenetrable deathtrap.

They'd destroy you over copyright infringement.

noodlehair · 30th April 2009, 18:24

hehe...bodygloves

What a ridiculous idea

Wonder Pigeon · 30th April 2009, 18:24

I'll just give it a different name, like Body Prison And Also Glove.

Dr. Dwayne · 30th April 2009, 18:25

noods, tell GG to get a pair of these socks/footgloves:

Wonder Pigeon · 30th April 2009, 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

hehe...bodygloves

What a ridiculous idea

Your idea is just a sock with a different name. Don't quit your dayjob.

noodlehair · 30th April 2009, 18:32

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

Your idea is just a sock with a different name. Don't quit your dayjob.

No, it'd be like a glove, with indents for your toes, making socks obsolete

iSparky · 30th April 2009, 18:38

i rate this idea

Wonder Pigeon · 30th April 2009, 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

No, it'd be like a glove, with indents for your toes, making socks obsolete

That's still just a clever sock. It doesn't even double as a deathtrap.

Dr. Dwayne · 30th April 2009, 18:45

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

No, it'd be like a glove, with indents for your toes, making socks obsolete

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

I'm like your heartbreak nemesis.

spinoza · 30th April 2009, 20:32

Anyone think there would be demand for a penis sock?

If so, I'll donate my idea to noodle in return for some footgloves.

RK · 30th April 2009, 20:40

How about handgloves?

They're like perfectly normal footgloves, except you wear them on your hands!

Spammy · 30th April 2009, 20:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

Basically, gloves, but you wear them on your feet, instead of hands.

I don't wear hands on my feet.

noodlehair · 1st May 2009, 02:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

I'm like your heartbreak nemesis.

That's a good picture. The ones I invent will porbably look like that

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

I don't wear hands on my feet.

I bet you wear feet on your feet though. What better way to keep them warm than with the footglove?

Dr. Dwayne · 1st May 2009, 02:43

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

That's a good picture. The ones I invent will porbably look like that

with the stripes and everything?

noodlehair · 1st May 2009, 02:57

They'd come in a variety of colours

Spammy · 1st May 2009, 02:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

That's a good picture. The ones I invent will porbably look like that

I bet you wear feet on your feet though. What better way to keep them warm than with the footglove?

I have two feet. That's a right foot and a left foot, I don't wear any other feet on my feet. I also don't wear gloves on my feet as they are for hands.

noodlehair · 1st May 2009, 03:18

I don't wear gloves on my feet either, but foot gloves, now there's an entirely different proposition.

You don't seem to have grasped the sheer awsomeness of this yet Spammy. I suggest you think long and hard about it

GiggsysGirl · 1st May 2009, 03:25

I had a pair of digital socks when I was a kid.

They feel weird.

noodlehair · 1st May 2009, 08:05

There you go with that crazy digital socks theory again.

There's no such thing

FranklyVulgar · 1st May 2009, 11:29

the german for glove is handshoe.

Snake Doctor · 1st May 2009, 11:48

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

I'm like your heartbreak nemesis.

RedSky At Night · 1st May 2009, 11:53

Why not invent a sock that changes colour depending on how smelly your feet are? Just admit it, i'm a fucking legend.

Cling Bak · 1st May 2009, 12:35

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Originally Posted by spinoza

Anyone think there would be demand for a penis sock?

If so, I'll donate my idea to noodle in return for some footgloves.

I like this idea. I'd wear one. Particularly when playing football, keep my boy warm.

Do women know about shrinkage?

Broyphs · 1st May 2009, 12:58

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Originally Posted by Cling Bak

I like this idea. I'd wear one. Particularly when playing football, keep my boy warm.

Do women know about shrinkage?

Just keep telling 'em that every wrinkle's an inch. That should do it.

Dr. Dwayne · 1st May 2009, 14:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

They'd come in a variety of colours

you're so amazing.

my wife has a pair of these, you know.

30th April 2009, 18:04	#1 (permalink)
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30th April 2009, 18:08	#2 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne Dirty Canadian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Watching comet's lonesome trails Posts: 50,829	rubbish. I invented them inadvertently when I was 4 and pretending to be a penguin by wearing mittens on my feet and walking about the house absurdly.

30th April 2009, 18:09	#3 (permalink)
UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 16,232	Want to be careful, the slippers industry is a ruthless, unforgiving place, and it won't like being shaken up like this.

30th April 2009, 18:12	#4 (permalink)
Wonder Pigeon 'Shelbourne FC Supporter' Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Forza Shelbourne Posts: 18,975	I have an even better invention, I call it the body glove, it is a glove for your entire body. Once you go in you can never come out.

30th April 2009, 18:22	#7 (permalink)
UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 16,232	Could make it a bodywarmer/impenetrable death trap suitable for watersports too. Just need to stain/odour proof it.

30th April 2009, 18:24	#9 (permalink)
noodlehair "It's like..." Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Flagg Posts: 4,254	hehe...bodygloves What a ridiculous idea

30th April 2009, 18:24	#10 (permalink)
Wonder Pigeon 'Shelbourne FC Supporter' Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Forza Shelbourne Posts: 18,975	I'll just give it a different name, like Body Prison And Also Glove.

30th April 2009, 18:25	#11 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne Dirty Canadian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Watching comet's lonesome trails Posts: 50,829	noods, tell GG to get a pair of these socks/footgloves:

30th April 2009, 18:38	#14 (permalink)
iSparky Waiting on Noodle... Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Baile Átha Cliath Posts: 43,338	i rate this idea

30th April 2009, 20:32	#17 (permalink)
spinoza Paz's ion Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Walking in a whisky wonderland. Posts: 24,111	Anyone think there would be demand for a penis sock? If so, I'll donate my idea to noodle in return for some footgloves.

30th April 2009, 20:40	#18 (permalink)
RK First Team Regular Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 15,158	How about handgloves? They're like perfectly normal footgloves, except you wear them on your hands!

1st May 2009, 02:57	#22 (permalink)
noodlehair "It's like..." Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Flagg Posts: 4,254	They'd come in a variety of colours

1st May 2009, 03:18	#24 (permalink)
noodlehair "It's like..." Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Flagg Posts: 4,254	I don't wear gloves on my feet either, but foot gloves, now there's an entirely different proposition. You don't seem to have grasped the sheer awsomeness of this yet Spammy. I suggest you think long and hard about it

1st May 2009, 03:25	#25 (permalink)
GiggsysGirl Toxic Frogger Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Pavilion (RIP) Posts: 21,973	I had a pair of digital socks when I was a kid. They feel weird.

1st May 2009, 08:05	#26 (permalink)
noodlehair "It's like..." Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Flagg Posts: 4,254	There you go with that crazy digital socks theory again. There's no such thing

1st May 2009, 11:29	#27 (permalink)
FranklyVulgar First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I've got a pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming Posts: 10,276	the german for glove is handshoe.

1st May 2009, 11:53	#29 (permalink)
RedSky At Night RTA waiting to happen Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nottingham Forest (Soccermanager) Posts: 22,148	Why not invent a sock that changes colour depending on how smelly your feet are? Just admit it, i'm a fucking legend.