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15th February 2013, 09:30
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Mentary
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The great virgin sweepstake 2013
The odds for the virgin to pop their cherry first are set out below. Feel free to let me know any I've missed and I'll add them to the field or when they come forward (you know who you are). Feel free to advise your selected virgin on the best way to woo the ladies (or gents) - a bit of advice: Baz is the resident tipster to listen to; he knows his virgins and gives excellent advice.
Going is good, we're entering Spring so the mating season is upon us so bare this in mind. Sir Matt - Foaled around 1995, Struggles with going the distance, still young in comparison with some of the others, with the right leadership this young bleeder may actually surprise a fair few. Could be an outsider for many. 500/1 girish - He claims he's been all the way but we all know the truth. However he has been edging closer and closer (to girls on buses and with the recent news from India it'd be wrong to speculate), known to blow his load early, from a long lineage of champion stallions, will he be able to live up to the hype? 15/2 x42bn6 - Older, wiser, more experienced (not much mind), this could be his year. Historically a bit of a slow starter but has the intelligence to go all the way, whether he has the physical ability to match is a different story. This year odds are slashed to 50/1. Minkaro - Already had his blow-out and is ready for the year ahead, has been broken in and is ready to take a drop in class in order to gain his first victory. Tipped outsider he could be worth a punt. 100/1 I'm always right - Another one who will claim to have experience of going all the way however going by today's news this surely isn't the case. Almost had his chance today, was in pole position but blew it at the final furlong, off the bridle, odds are against this one. 250/1 Update: Disqualified, awaiting a stewards inquiry into the actions of this competitor. Crackers - A sure front runner for this year, more of a hurdler than a flat runner, good when the going gets soft he's a stayer. If you're planning a straight forecast bet then this could be the favourite or runner up. 5/1 Update: Odds have dropped to 800/1 after recent unfortunate news on the conformation of this young box walker. Update 2: Competitor has gone to the burger factory. 2100/1 TheSkeldinator - Handicap chaser, there's no class low enough for this competitor. With the right preparation this year it could pay dividends. A long shot but worth a punt at 120/1. Weaste - Now celibate it's a welcome come back to this thoroughbred, very hard ridden, weighed in heavier and older than the other members of the field, he's unfancied at the moment by some but don't rule him out, the odds for punters are good at just 2/1, has to be the current favourite. Update: Odds shortened as this steed looks clearly up for it. 9/5 Esmufc10 - Mother was a throughbred but this young gelding has no chance. Odds have been going down year upon year. I'll lay 800/1 on this one. Boothy - Has a girlfriend. 300/1 |
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15th February 2013, 09:39
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Resident Hitman: Assassinates users with Vinegar Strokes
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Elvis - gobshite behind a keyboard, limp as a vicar's handshake in the flesh. That's boy's bum fluff beard will be a massive turn off for the ladies. The nearest he's gotten to a ride is a log flume at Camelot down the road from his native Preston...and even that's closed down now. Skinny ties, skinny dick. 1/2
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15th February 2013, 09:41
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Mentary
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15th February 2013, 11:40
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15th February 2013, 11:46
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Ball Spotter
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I'm gonna go with Girish. This has to be the year a woman will put her hands through his zipper instead of old men and by a woman, I mean a female relative. |
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15th February 2013, 12:13
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Ball Spotter
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Yeah, Girish has to be the favorite given that he's not even posting much these days, I'm sure he's out on the prowl at a family dinner or something.
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15th February 2013, 12:17
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Resident Hitman: Assassinates users with Vinegar Strokes
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How naive are some of you guys? Please don't tell me you don't think that Girish hasn't had sex with multiple male partners in jungle locations. The I want your pics thread doesn't lie. An awful lot of pictures taken in cars which could give rise to him being a dogger, with men of course. He's probably got a starfish that's been pummelled like a punchbag, but a virgin he is not.
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15th February 2013, 13:11
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15th February 2013, 13:20
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15th February 2013, 13:31
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15th February 2013, 13:37
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15th February 2013, 13:40
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Waiting on Noodle...
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