How do blind people get up in time for work

noodlehair · 11th March 2009, 11:14

When they don't even know what the time is?

esmufc14 · 11th March 2009, 11:16

I didn't even know blind people worked.

What would they work as?

Rudie · 11th March 2009, 11:20

Their hearing impaired dog will wake them when the alarm goes off.

noodlehair · 11th March 2009, 11:23

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Originally Posted by esmufc09

I didn't even know blind people worked.

What would they work as?

Referees?

Name Changed · 11th March 2009, 11:24

You could see that one coming a mile away.

Bill.s.preston · 11th March 2009, 11:24

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Originally Posted by Rudie

Their hearing impaired dog will wake them when the alarm goes off.

You beat me to it!

utdalltheway · 11th March 2009, 11:36

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

Referees?

obvious one but still good.

esmufc14 · 11th March 2009, 11:36

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

Referees?

noodlehair · 11th March 2009, 11:48

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Originally Posted by Name Changed

You could see that one coming a mile away.

Unless you're blind

Coat

Moyespopper · 11th March 2009, 11:50

Fuck getting up for work.. how do they know when their arse is clean after a shit?

Rudie · 11th March 2009, 11:54

Or where the jizz has gone after they've had a hand shank? How do they know if anyone's watching? So many questions

Bill.s.preston · 11th March 2009, 11:54

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

Fuck getting up for work.. how do they know when their arse is clean after a shit?

The guide dog licks off the remnants

esmufc14 · 11th March 2009, 11:55

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Originally Posted by Rudie

Or where the jizz has gone after they've had a hand shank? How do they know if anyone's watching? So many questions

Moyespopper · 11th March 2009, 12:02

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Originally Posted by Rudie

Or where the jizz has gone after they've had a hand shank? How do they know if anyone's watching? So many questions

That bit would actually be quite sexy

Rudie · 11th March 2009, 12:10

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

That bit would actually be quite sexy

You're right there, i remember knocking one off when i was younger secretly hoping my Mum would walk in so i could act all shocked; call it extreme wanking if you will, living on the edge.

ERICSAGOD · 11th March 2009, 12:20

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

When they don't even know what the time is?

Just because they are blind doesn't mean they are deaf, they can still hear the alarm clock!

Moyespopper · 11th March 2009, 12:24

I think he might have been joking Eric

Moyespopper · 11th March 2009, 12:25

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Originally Posted by Rudie

You're right there, i remember knocking one off when i was younger secretly hoping my Mum would walk in so i could act all shocked; call it extreme wanking if you will, living on the edge.

I often think about your mum walking in on me too

noodlehair · 11th March 2009, 12:25

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Originally Posted by ERICSAGOD

Just because they are blind doesn't mean they are deaf, they can still hear the alarm clock!

The alarm clock which they set without knowing what the time is?

Rudie · 11th March 2009, 12:27

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I often think about your mum walking in on me too

Just wait till you see me Gran.

Spammy · 11th March 2009, 12:33

They never leave the ITV studio, so when it comes to broadcast time they are already there.

Rudie · 11th March 2009, 12:34

Most of them don't work, and their dogs carry around their season tickets to Anfield so they don't lose them.

noodlehair · 11th March 2009, 12:54

Blind people

a_devil_inside · 11th March 2009, 12:59

there's no such thing as bindness, they're just too lazy to use their eyes properly

Jacob · 11th March 2009, 13:04

how do you describe a colour for a person born blind?

moyesaldo · 11th March 2009, 13:04

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Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

there's no such thing as bindness, they're just too lazy to use their eyes properly

too true. the same can be said of wheelchair bound folk and their legs. damn hippy freeloaders.

moyesaldo · 11th March 2009, 13:06

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Originally Posted by Jacob

how do you describe a colour for a person born blind?

like this?

"well red is the colour of red" "oh you don't know what that looks like? how silly of me, forgetting you were some kind of mongoloid freak without the use of their eyes. really sucks to be you doesn't it? what's it like to be a second class citizen and a burden to your loved ones? have you ever contemplated suicide?" is how i'd imagine the conversation to go.

Hectic · 11th March 2009, 13:11

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Originally Posted by Jacob

how do you describe a colour for a person born blind?

You can explain red quite easily. Slap them in the face, and tell them the heat on their cheeks turns into a colour.

ERICSAGOD · 11th March 2009, 13:12

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

The alarm clock which they set without knowing what the time is?

They use a braille clock!

marcosdeto · 11th March 2009, 13:13

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Originally Posted by Hectic

You can explain red quite easily. Slap them in the face, and tell them the heat on their cheeks turns into a colour.

indeed, and for blue, just stuck your cock up her mouth and tell her that her face is turning blue

jgraham · 11th March 2009, 13:14

I wear glasses

So am in theory a bit blind like, feel free to ask me any blind related questions.

marcosdeto · 11th March 2009, 13:15

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Originally Posted by ERICSAGOD

They use a braille clock!

jesus, Eric, your tagline is your guide

esmufc14 · 11th March 2009, 13:15

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Originally Posted by ERICSAGOD

They use a braille clock!

What if they have lost the sense of touch in their fingers? Eh? Eh? Eh??

esmufc14 · 11th March 2009, 13:15

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Originally Posted by jgraham

I wear glasses

So am in theory a bit blind like, feel free to ask me any blind related questions.

jgraham wears glasses

So funny

Bill.s.preston · 11th March 2009, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgraham

I wear glasses

So am in theory a bit blind like, feel free to ask me any blind related questions.

If you lost your glasses, how would you get up in time for work?

marcosdeto · 11th March 2009, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by jgraham

I wear glasses

So am in theory a bit blind like, feel free to ask me any blind related questions.

ok
i go first:

is it true that you blind people can tell who's cock is it just by the taste of it?

jgraham · 11th March 2009, 13:18

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Originally Posted by bill.s.preston

If you lost your glasses, how would you get up in time for work?

I wouldn't

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcosdeto

ok
i go first:

is it true that you blind people can tell who's cock is it just by the taste of it?

Incorrects, what you can tell though is who they've taken up the arse prior though.

Plan M · 11th March 2009, 13:19

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Originally Posted by bill.s.preston

The guide dog licks off the remnants

I take it you have no blind people who are close to you?

I think this thread is ignorant and very harsh on the blind. I know a blind man that works with my fiancee's dad at our train station on the customer service desk. He is very good at his job too.

jgraham · 11th March 2009, 13:20

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Originally Posted by Plan M

I take it you have no blind people who are close to you?

I think this thread is ignorant and very harsh on the blind. I know a blind man that works with my fiancee's dad at our train station on the customer service desk. He is very good at his job too.

They won't know about it though will they?

marcosdeto · 11th March 2009, 13:25

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Originally Posted by Plan M

I take it you have no blind people who are close to you?

I think this thread is ignorant and very harsh on the blind. I know a blind man that works with my fiancee's dad at our train station on the customer service desk. He is very good at his job too.

this thread is just a joke and it doesn't intend to make fun of blind people

is like calling someone a "spastic"

is an insult to the guy being called "spastic" but not an insult to the spastics

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