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Old 8th February 2012, 16:00   #1 (permalink)
 
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I need to get someone back by handcuffing them to something / someone this saturday night.

Its in a Bar so can't bring animals and I don't want to do the whole dwarf thing as I don't know any. Any ideas what I could handcuff him to?
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:01   #2 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:09   #9 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:27   #10 (permalink)
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Cuff him to the shitter. Put up an A4 piece of paper with something similar from dumb and dumber "big daddy here at X-pm, be here for some lovin'" on the wall or door, and just send in a big biker fella with a dildo and a tub of vaseline.
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:30   #11 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:31   #12 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:32   #13 (permalink)
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what if the cuffs wont fit around her wrist?
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:33   #14 (permalink)
 
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:36   #15 (permalink)
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what if the cuffs wont fit around her wrist?
Very good point, I can see you've thought this through.
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:37   #16 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:38   #17 (permalink)
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Very good point, I can see you've thought this through.
Indeed, I cant even think of another place on her body you could put the cuffs on if they did not fit around her wrist tbh!
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:39   #18 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 16:51   #19 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 17:49   #21 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 20:32   #23 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 20:33   #24 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 21:19   #25 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 22:57   #27 (permalink)
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Old 8th February 2012, 23:19   #28 (permalink)
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