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Old 24th September 2009, 12:03   #1 (permalink)
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If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had a fight
Who would win?

And why?
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:19   #2 (permalink)
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Raphael, or Leonardo. Donatello was just shit.
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:21   #3 (permalink)
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My money would be on splinter to kick all there arses!
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:25   #4 (permalink)
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Michelangelo would just sit eating pizza and watch, I reckon Raphael would win
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:25   #5 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:28   #6 (permalink)
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Who was that fella which did bugger all each episode except say "dude"?
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:29   #7 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:34   #8 (permalink)
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Who was that fella which did bugger all each episode except say "dude"?
Michelangelo; he was a party dude.

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Old 24th September 2009, 12:35   #9 (permalink)
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April Summers would win
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:36   #10 (permalink)
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Donatello easy.

smartest and biggest stick
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:36   #11 (permalink)
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Raphael for sure.

Leonardo would spend the entire fight trying to pacify the others, Donatello would be just defending himself, and Michaelangelo would spend the entire time sitting there with a stupid look on his face and a bit of pizza hanging out of his mouth. Meanwhile, Raphael would be wiping the floor with the others.

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Old 24th September 2009, 12:53   #12 (permalink)
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Raphael was the red one right, as the red one would win
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Old 24th September 2009, 12:56   #13 (permalink)
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Raphael would win because he is cool but crude, which always gives one an advantage in combat situations.
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Old 24th September 2009, 13:00   #14 (permalink)
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Raphael.
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Old 24th September 2009, 14:55   #15 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2009, 14:56   #16 (permalink)
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Raphael, or Leonardo. Donatello was just shit.
What the fuck?

Donatello > *. He's the thinking mans turtle.
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Old 24th September 2009, 15:05   #17 (permalink)
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Super Ninja Turtle Gallas would def win.
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Old 24th September 2009, 15:10   #18 (permalink)
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Raph, hes ruthless and a badass. Exactly what's needed to kill friends.
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Old 24th September 2009, 20:35   #19 (permalink)
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Leo, he's got a sword
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Old 24th September 2009, 20:36   #20 (permalink)
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Society would win.
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Old 24th September 2009, 20:41   #21 (permalink)
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What the fuck?

Donatello > *. He's the thinking mans turtle.
so he would think people to death in a fight?
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Old 24th September 2009, 20:41   #22 (permalink)
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Michelangelo looks the fool but he's got a Revolver hidden up his arse.
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Old 24th September 2009, 20:53   #23 (permalink)
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Raphael would win. Like Christofaux said, he's more ruthless than Leonardo. The other two are just there to make up the numbers, and for comedy value.
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Old 24th September 2009, 21:04   #24 (permalink)
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Donatello easy.

smartest and biggest stick
Leo had a fucking sword!

It would be Raphael anyway.... he's fuckin well 'ard.
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Old 24th September 2009, 21:32   #25 (permalink)
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splinter would kick fuck out of all of them, before they even notice he had nicked the last slice of pizza, becuase he is one hard rat
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Old 24th September 2009, 21:41   #26 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2009, 22:27   #27 (permalink)
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Old 24th September 2009, 22:35   #28 (permalink)
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Donatello does machines, Michelangelo is a party dude (whiiaao)
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Old 24th September 2009, 23:05   #29 (permalink)
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Leonardo

You don't become 'leader' without being able to bang out everyone beneath you. Not when it comes to underground vigilante reptilian groups anyway
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Don King. Ratings would be massive.
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Old 25th September 2009, 06:18   #31 (permalink)
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You don't become 'leader' without being able to bang out everyone beneath you. Not when it comes to underground vigilante reptilian groups anyway
he got it because splinter 'likes' blue
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Old 25th September 2009, 07:31   #32 (permalink)
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Raphael, because I was always the red one.
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Old 25th September 2009, 08:52   #33 (permalink)
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Why do turtles need face masks to protect their identities? They are Turtles ffs
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Old 25th September 2009, 09:18   #34 (permalink)
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Why do turtles need face masks to protect their identities? They are Turtles ffs
To tell them apart, durr!!
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Old 25th September 2009, 10:56   #35 (permalink)
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jesus your not good at this are ya?
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Old 25th September 2009, 11:05   #36 (permalink)
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Raphael would win, cus the rest of them are pussies
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Old 25th September 2009, 11:14   #37 (permalink)
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Old 25th September 2009, 11:18   #38 (permalink)
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To tell them apart, durr!!
But surely the turtles would know which one is which. It's a valid point imo. Not very realistic is it? I spit on you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Old 25th September 2009, 11:22   #39 (permalink)
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After watching a considerable amount of episodes this morning, i have concluded that at least two of the Turtles are homosexual and that the Shredder is just a man in a mask.
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Old 25th September 2009, 11:24   #40 (permalink)
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After watching a considerable amount of episodes this morning, i have concluded that at least two of the Turtles are homosexual and that the Shredder is just a man in a mask.
He's Uncle Phil no less!
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