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Old 15th May 2009, 15:08   #1 (permalink)
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If you could be any animal what would you be?
I think I would be a lion because no one would mess with you and you can just walk around like a bad ass all day. I also thought a bird would be pretty cool so you could fly around and shit on people.

What would you be?
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:09   #2 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:10   #3 (permalink)
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i'd be a peregrin falcon.

flying man, its the nuts.
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:14   #4 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:15   #5 (permalink)
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A big fuck of lion like that one in the lion the witch and the wardrobe

He was pretty cool as Lions go
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I'd be a honeybadger. Any animal that is badass enough to eat vipers for a living is worth aspiring towards.
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Panda - the whole world, international community, charity organizations, UN, Discovery Channel would be encouraging me to have sex as often as possible. They would even make it easier for me
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:41   #12 (permalink)
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Tiger.
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:44   #13 (permalink)
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Siberian? Probably, with you being such a big boy doc
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:45   #15 (permalink)
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Siberian? Probably, with you being such a big boy doc
Yes, sol. That and I grew up in a northern climate.
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I'd be a dog. A rich woman's god, to take care of the house and get fed without having to look for food. And get toys bought and a nice house.
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I'd be a dog. A rich woman's god, to take care of the house and get fed without having to look for food. And get toys bought and a nice house.
You're a dog. what the fuck do you care about having a nice house.
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I'd probably be a dog.

That's got to be the cushiest life ever.
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:55   #21 (permalink)
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Tiger.
Yes, either that or a golden eagle. Free as a bird with huge claws and all that.
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:57   #22 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2009, 15:58   #23 (permalink)
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Red Panda I believe.
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Old 15th May 2009, 16:04   #26 (permalink)
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a red panda, Kepish.
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Old 15th May 2009, 16:06   #27 (permalink)
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Actually I don't want to be a dog anymore, I'd rather be one of these:
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Actually I don't want to be a dog anymore, I'd rather be one of these:
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a red panda, Kepish.
I see what you did there
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Old 15th May 2009, 16:14   #31 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2009, 16:25   #34 (permalink)
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I'd step on you. And then fry you.
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I'd step on you. And then fry you.
Don't know which animal you're refering to but I'd pick dog anyday
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Old 15th May 2009, 16:30   #36 (permalink)
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actually i'd be a rat. they say you are never more than ten feet away from a rat or something. that means as a rat i’d have gotten closer to a woman than i did at any point during my human life. get in. rat it is.
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Don't know which animal you're refering to but I'd pick dog anyday
Why on earth would you want to be a fucking dog?

Let me guess, you love the idea of eating canned dog food and licking your balls?
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An Eagle.
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