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Old 23rd January 2009, 16:32   #41 (permalink)
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A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....

'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
The best of the lot!!
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Old 23rd January 2009, 16:32   #42 (permalink)
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A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....

'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'


Best one IMO
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Old 23rd January 2009, 16:36   #43 (permalink)
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Why does Rupert the Bear wear red, checked trousers?



Because he's a cunt.
They're yellow.

Still the joke made me chuckle alot!
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Old 23rd January 2009, 16:54   #44 (permalink)
 
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My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Bollocks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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Old 23rd January 2009, 16:57   #45 (permalink)
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Old 23rd January 2009, 17:02   #46 (permalink)
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I was in the market t'other morning and some guy was shouting "Blow-up dolls£40". Guy says to him, "I bought one off you yesterday and it went down on me". Man shouts, "Blow up dolls £80".
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Old 23rd January 2009, 17:52   #47 (permalink)
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I still think Baz is Ciderman, he makes threads like this too.

Great jokes though
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Old 23rd January 2009, 17:56   #48 (permalink)
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My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Bollocks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
is that related to the 7 legged e-mail one?
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Old 23rd January 2009, 18:43   #49 (permalink)
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is that related to the 7 legged e-mail one?
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Old 23rd January 2009, 18:45   #50 (permalink)
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I went to see a sick friend in hospital earlier...

I found him in the morgue masturbating.
i didnt realise the first post was a joke until i saw this lol
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:19   #51 (permalink)
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i didnt realise the first post was a joke until i saw this lol
An honest man.

You and the Baron deserve credit for your honesty!
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:20   #52 (permalink)
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is that related to the 7 legged e-mail one?
your erm joking right?

again please let it be.

twice in one day makes you somehwhat special.
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:23   #53 (permalink)
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Wow, k-mart must be really clever to think up all these jokes!
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:25   #54 (permalink)
 
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Wow, k-mart must be really clever to think up all these jokes!
Please don't talk to me in 2009
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:28   #55 (permalink)
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Please don't talk to me in 2009
When? i thought you said 2012?
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:30   #56 (permalink)
 
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When? i thought you said 2012?
Please see thread #54
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:34   #57 (permalink)
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A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....

'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
The best of a good lot, baz.
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Old 23rd January 2009, 19:51   #58 (permalink)
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Please see thread #54
thread #54? You're such an idiot
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Old 23rd January 2009, 20:42   #59 (permalink)
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By the way, thread title - shouldn't it be brake fluid?
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Old 23rd January 2009, 21:00   #60 (permalink)
 
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By the way, thread title - shouldn't it be brake fluid?
Its me you are dealing with.... I cann't spell
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Old 23rd January 2009, 21:04   #61 (permalink)
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A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.
"Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheely bin having w@nk"
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Old 23rd January 2009, 21:10   #62 (permalink)
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A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.
"Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheely bin having w@nk"
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Old 23rd January 2009, 21:36   #63 (permalink)
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How can it be?

I eat chinese on a regular basis.
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Old 23rd January 2009, 21:38   #64 (permalink)
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How can it be?

I eat chinese on a regular basis.
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Old 24th January 2009, 11:38   #65 (permalink)
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I went to see a sick friend in hospital earlier...

I found him in the morgue masturbating.
class
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Old 24th January 2009, 12:45   #66 (permalink)
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When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....
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Old 24th January 2009, 13:10   #67 (permalink)
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AHAHa ahaAHAHAHa FUCK AhhaA
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Old 24th January 2009, 13:12   #68 (permalink)
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A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.
"Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheely bin having w@nk"


That's actually good
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"I don't know!"

"When do we want it?"

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None- it should be open when she brings it to you...
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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

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Old 10th February 2009, 20:02   #74 (permalink)
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Old 10th February 2009, 20:09   #75 (permalink)
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Quality again baz
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Old 10th February 2009, 20:20   #76 (permalink)
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it's a laugh a minute here, baz.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Old 20th February 2009, 16:04   #78 (permalink)
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Old 20th February 2009, 16:08   #79 (permalink)
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.


Baz at it again, what a classic thread
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