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Old 30th April 2012, 17:56   #1241 (permalink)
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Some poster named Diver is apparantly looking to get ass banged, group style by everyon here.


Fill Diver in. If you know what I mean!
That's some poor spelling JustAFan, I can only presume it was due to the excitement.
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:18   #1242 (permalink)
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That's some poor spelling JustAFan, I can only presume it was due to the excitement.
On another forum I used to have as my signature "My tpying, speling, and grammartizational skilz si noot vary godo"
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:26   #1243 (permalink)
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Was going to quote one from the random chat thread before it was closed.
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:48   #1244 (permalink)
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:49   #1245 (permalink)
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:49   #1246 (permalink)
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Oh please, you've all been waiting for Diver's load...
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:50   #1247 (permalink)
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Caf novices not getting the load shooting refs. Poor show newbs.
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:52   #1248 (permalink)
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I don't know who Diver is.
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:58   #1249 (permalink)
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I don't know who Diver is.
Get out.
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Old 30th April 2012, 18:58   #1250 (permalink)
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I've just checked the link moses provided but all the videos have been removed.
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Old 30th April 2012, 19:31   #1251 (permalink)
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Old 30th April 2012, 22:29   #1252 (permalink)
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It's the gayest post of the week, not year.
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Old 1st May 2012, 10:01   #1253 (permalink)
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I want Carlos Queiroz back, was always more at ease when I saw his tanned face on the sidelines. Phelan just isn't doing it for me.
Fairly gay 5/10.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:23   #1254 (permalink)
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How adorable were the reserves, I want Larnell Cole to make it here soooooo bad.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:25   #1255 (permalink)
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Quite.
I'll take that and I stand by that. They were adorable as fuck.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:28   #1256 (permalink)
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That's like when Gaz. pulled me up for tweeting that Roque Santa Cruz is ridiculously pretty. It's unfair to call it gay.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:37   #1257 (permalink)
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That's like when Gaz. pulled me up for tweeting that Roque Santa Cruz is ridiculously pretty. It's unfair to call it gay.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:45   #1258 (permalink)
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Seriously, he is very pretty.

To say that doesn't mean I want to fuck him.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:48   #1259 (permalink)
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Seriously, he is very pretty.

To say that doesn't mean I want to fuck him.
But it doesn't mean you don't. The law on the internet is 'Guilty until proven Innocent'.
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Old 14th May 2012, 23:50   #1260 (permalink)
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But there was this one time, when I saw some female boobs.

Eh? Eh? Eh!
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Old 16th May 2012, 14:56   #1261 (permalink)
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Breast feeding isn't uncommon phelo.
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Old 16th May 2012, 17:52   #1262 (permalink)
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Mickey could be good?
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Old 16th May 2012, 17:55   #1263 (permalink)
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I don't get it.
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Old 16th May 2012, 18:02   #1264 (permalink)
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Me neither, poor form Jakey.
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Old 16th May 2012, 18:04   #1265 (permalink)
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I will have my revenge.
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Old 16th May 2012, 18:10   #1266 (permalink)
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Me neither, poor form Jakey.
Really? Mickey? Never heard of it?
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Old 16th May 2012, 18:21   #1267 (permalink)
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Really? Mickey? Never heard of it?
I have not but after some fierce googling I have discovered that it's a slang word for penis in ROI. That makes a bit more sense, and is probably more worthy of inclusion in here than the time I was manly enough to admit to liking a Madonna song.
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Old 16th May 2012, 21:33   #1268 (permalink)
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Would of thought mickey was used in England too.
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Old 24th May 2012, 16:22   #1269 (permalink)
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Ok, so liking Eurovision isn't really socially acceptable, probably for good reason, and posting in this thread will almost certainly make you a little bit gayer, however I can't be the only weirdo on the caf.

It's this Saturday, but they have semi finals nowadays and the first one was last night. The bad news is Jedward are through. The good news is the Russian Grannies are too and this man is not:



The UK's entrant, a shrivelled potato by the name of Engelbert Humperdinck automatically qualifies for the so-called Grand Final.

Anyway I thought I'd best start the thread early so you can spend the next few days calling me gay, and then come Saturday we can settle in for a night of satellite delays, failed attempts at humour and horrible, horrible songs.
Someone had to.
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Old 24th May 2012, 16:26   #1270 (permalink)
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Two appearances in this thread in 8 days. The writing is on the wall.
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Old 30th May 2012, 19:16   #1271 (permalink)
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Old 30th May 2012, 19:18   #1272 (permalink)
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In the context of said thread my point was valid.
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Old 30th May 2012, 19:19   #1273 (permalink)
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Still claiming it.
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Old 30th May 2012, 19:21   #1274 (permalink)
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Claiming validity in the context of the aforementioned thread.
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Old 8th June 2012, 22:43   #1275 (permalink)
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This is just, I really don't know...

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Old 8th June 2012, 23:20   #1276 (permalink)
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This is just, I really don't know...
that is more gay than if someone on here said 'Let me suck your cock'.
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Old 8th June 2012, 23:22   #1277 (permalink)
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that is more gay than if someone on here said 'Let me suck your cock'.
It would depend who was offering...
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Old 9th June 2012, 01:20   #1278 (permalink)
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The thread in the Euro 2012 section about watching Roy's sack sounds pretty gay.
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Old 9th June 2012, 01:32   #1279 (permalink)
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Old 10th June 2012, 21:11   #1280 (permalink)
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