Lent

Scrumpet · 21st February 2012, 18:22

The most wonderful time of the year is here; Lent begins tomorrow! I'm not religious in the slightest but I do enjoy the challenge of Lent. What better way to spend the next month and a half than to avoid something you enjoy? I've been drinking far too much shite like Coke recently so I'm giving up fizzy drinks (unless they're alcoholic). Who's giving up what?

Please note: The following replies will be greeted with my disgust due to their painful lack of originality and humour:

"I'm giving up giving up things for lent".
"I'll be giving up cigarettes. Should be easy, I've never smoked in my life! lol"
"I'm giving up masturbation...oops I failed already! har har"

Levo91 · 21st February 2012, 18:25

I'm giving up fuck all...

Scrumpet · 21st February 2012, 18:28

Heathen!

goldenballs · 21st February 2012, 18:30

I too will give up feck all.

philipb231190 · 21st February 2012, 18:34

I can't think of anything to give up.

Levo91 · 21st February 2012, 18:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldenballs

I too will give up feck all.

That's the spirit, together we can all make...no difference.

cinc · 21st February 2012, 18:36

alcohol for a few weeks, though its not lent related but meds related.

iSparky · 21st February 2012, 19:57

I'm not giving up shit. Fuck lent

Sw33t · 21st February 2012, 19:58

I'm giving up caring.

snootyjim · 21st February 2012, 20:05

I'll be giving up coffee. Should be easy, I've never drunk coffee in my life! lol

Eyepopper · 21st February 2012, 20:06

I'm giving up strangling hookers.....

..... only kidding.

Liam147 · 21st February 2012, 20:07

Absolutely hated it as a catholic. What a shite 40 days. Chocolate, PS2 etc. Just awful. And it made no sense. "Well Jesus went 40 days without food or water." So? Jesus was crucified for us. If the bible teaches us anything, it's to not do what Jesus did.

/minirant.

iSparky · 21st February 2012, 20:17

Jesus sacrificed himself for us, lucky cnut got out of the agony that is life

21st February 2012, 18:22	#1 (permalink)
Scrumpet First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ipswich Town (SM) Posts: 8,334	Lent The most wonderful time of the year is here; Lent begins tomorrow! I'm not religious in the slightest but I do enjoy the challenge of Lent. What better way to spend the next month and a half than to avoid something you enjoy? I've been drinking far too much shite like Coke recently so I'm giving up fizzy drinks (unless they're alcoholic). Who's giving up what? Please note: The following replies will be greeted with my disgust due to their painful lack of originality and humour: "I'm giving up giving up things for lent". "I'll be giving up cigarettes. Should be easy, I've never smoked in my life! lol" "I'm giving up masturbation...oops I failed already! har har"

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21st February 2012, 18:25	#2 (permalink)
Levo91 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tottenham Hotspur Posts: 7,963	I'm giving up fuck all...

21st February 2012, 18:28	#3 (permalink)
Scrumpet First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ipswich Town (SM) Posts: 8,334	Heathen!

21st February 2012, 18:30	#4 (permalink)
goldenballs Victoria's secret Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Super North Wales Posts: 11,966	I too will give up feck all.

21st February 2012, 18:34	#5 (permalink)
philipb231190 First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Béal Feirste. Cheeseburger Walrus and Drunky McFuck Clown Posts: 8,938	I can't think of anything to give up.

21st February 2012, 18:36	#7 (permalink)
cinc First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: I’m looking for a sacrificial lamb Posts: 7,542	alcohol for a few weeks, though its not lent related but meds related.

21st February 2012, 19:57	#8 (permalink)
iSparky No longer iBender Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 36,362	I'm not giving up shit. Fuck lent

21st February 2012, 19:58	#9 (permalink)
Sw33t First Team Sub Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: If I hadn't seen such riches... Posts: 9,466	I'm giving up caring.

21st February 2012, 20:05	#10 (permalink)
snootyjim In most joy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Redcafe, circa 2006 Posts: 3,555	I'll be giving up coffee. Should be easy, I've never drunk coffee in my life! lol

21st February 2012, 20:06	#11 (permalink)
Eyepopper Lowering the tone since 2006 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, think I'm heading home! Posts: 50,190	I'm giving up strangling hookers..... ..... only kidding.

21st February 2012, 20:07	#12 (permalink)
Liam147 Yoko Ono Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: "It aint the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Posts: 8,784	Absolutely hated it as a catholic. What a shite 40 days. Chocolate, PS2 etc. Just awful. And it made no sense. "Well Jesus went 40 days without food or water." So? Jesus was crucified for us. If the bible teaches us anything, it's to not do what Jesus did. /minirant.

21st February 2012, 20:17	#13 (permalink)
iSparky No longer iBender Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 36,362	Jesus sacrificed himself for us, lucky cnut got out of the agony that is life