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Old 20th April 2012, 19:00   #481 (permalink)
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Some good ones on today's training pictures ahead of the Everton game:

"Nelson Amandah Tetteh: We are we, no challenger...up Man U"

"Dovestar Chepkorir: Man-u the cup is ours no matter what al da best"
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Old 20th April 2012, 19:23   #482 (permalink)
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Old 22nd April 2012, 17:40   #483 (permalink)
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Old 22nd April 2012, 17:42   #484 (permalink)
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Old 22nd April 2012, 17:42   #485 (permalink)
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Old 22nd April 2012, 17:57   #486 (permalink)
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notice we didn't lose today.

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Old 22nd April 2012, 18:00   #487 (permalink)
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Tanx sir.
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Old 22nd April 2012, 18:06   #488 (permalink)
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Just remembering the word 'Frogie' has put a smile on my face.
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Old 22nd April 2012, 18:07   #489 (permalink)
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just remembering the word 'frogie' has put a smile on my face.
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Old 22nd April 2012, 18:35   #490 (permalink)
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wot ws furgie doon 2day! 4and4 away to da overten iz nt wot wins da leegs! cum on unitied u nd 2 sine victer morris in sumr pleeeeeez!
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Old 22nd April 2012, 19:21   #491 (permalink)
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victer morris, is that the Wigan player?
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Old 22nd April 2012, 20:18   #492 (permalink)
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Old 22nd April 2012, 20:27   #493 (permalink)
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I literally don't understand
What was Fergie doing today? 4 - 4 away to Everton is not what wins the league! Come on United! You need to sign Victor Moses in the summer, please!
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Old 22nd April 2012, 20:42   #494 (permalink)
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What was Fergie doing today? 4 - 4 away to Everton is not what wins the league! Come on United! You need to sign Victor Moses in the summer, please!
Cheers. Victor Moses? Thats a new one
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Old 22nd April 2012, 20:42   #495 (permalink)
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I got the bit about Johnny Morris, but the rest was a mystery to me.
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Old 22nd April 2012, 21:00   #496 (permalink)
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Old 22nd April 2012, 21:03   #497 (permalink)
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United Will fuck up, no doubt about it. He needs new players.. Old fucker
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I don't think united will even a point next week judging from the horrible performance today. I ll be most suprised if city fail to give us another comprehensive beating. Mark my words fergie!

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Old 22nd April 2012, 21:07   #498 (permalink)
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This guy is onto something

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we will definately win in derby but we should strengthen our defence while enhances attacking.
Basically - win.
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Old 22nd April 2012, 21:08   #499 (permalink)
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victer morris, is that the Wigan player?
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Old 22nd April 2012, 22:34   #500 (permalink)
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Old 23rd April 2012, 13:55   #501 (permalink)
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Not the Manchester United facebook page, but I found this one on a Paul Scholes page.

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Thieves broke into Maine Road last night & stole something from every room except the canteen. That's why they left without any cups............... FOR MORE JOKEZ PLEASE JOIN DIX PAGE FRIENDX............
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Old 23rd April 2012, 14:15   #502 (permalink)
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Fuggie took the game so lightly, he should have rested Scholes for Jones after going 3-1, but it took him too long to realize he needed to defend well from the mid.
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Manu* play like shit and if you not improve* next match* we will never support you again.
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I just don't want to see neither Evans or "poor"dinad in MU jerseys again!
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Old 23rd April 2012, 14:16   #503 (permalink)
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Old 23rd April 2012, 14:24   #504 (permalink)
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we must give support for man.united players because we are manchunian we have to believe united will the champions of barclays premiere league lost or win I'm still loving you glory....glory....glory... Man.united we will keep the red flag flying high
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Old 23rd April 2012, 14:32   #505 (permalink)
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Old 23rd April 2012, 14:51   #506 (permalink)
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of cause a win is a must this cup is too close to grap .guys play hard balls now we can not afford to lose any game.
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Man U i mt tel u d fact n d true in me. u guys n d team disgrace d fans on sunday btw match wit everton kn sign of seriousness among u team frm 4-2 to 4-4 hw come. i m nt realy hapen wit u guys after d match u play. pls b seroious pls. thks.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 15:36   #507 (permalink)
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What exactly does the second one mean? I gave up quickly.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 15:41   #508 (permalink)
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What exactly does the second one mean? I gave up quickly.
Man U, I must tell you the facts and the truth in me. You guys and the team disgrace the fans on Sunday, btw match with Everton no sign of seriousness amongst the team from 4-2 to 4-4. I am not really happy with you guys after the match you play. Please be serious please. Thanks.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 15:42   #509 (permalink)
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Dear Manchester United Football Club,

I intend to inform you of the fact that your players have disgraced the fans on Sunday. The match against Everton was lacking in any signs of seriousness from the team. We went from 4-2 to 4-4, and I demand to know why. I am not happy, and request that the players are serious from now on.

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Old 26th April 2012, 19:51   #510 (permalink)
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Old 26th April 2012, 19:55   #511 (permalink)
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It's true.
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Old 26th April 2012, 19:57   #512 (permalink)
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I hope I don't get kissed or asked out by the little dead girl.
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Old 26th April 2012, 19:59   #513 (permalink)
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I probably would knowing my luck.
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Old 26th April 2012, 20:00   #514 (permalink)
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Of course it is! The first thing he says is "This isn't fake"!
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Old 26th April 2012, 20:00   #515 (permalink)
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At least rimaldo will have an excuse for having that little dead girl in his room now.
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Old 27th April 2012, 06:59   #516 (permalink)
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Old 30th April 2012, 22:12   #517 (permalink)
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The only silver lining to a bad defeat:

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title over...fuck *** ferguson....as he is growing old he is becoming pyscho....fuck remove him...had enough of him ovr d past 25 yrs.!!...
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fucking played ji sung up front...nd brought valencia sooo fucking late!!
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To all non Manchester United fans. Celebrating the fact that City beat united, is like celebrating when another man gives ** wife or gilfriend an orgasm just becoz u can't....!!!
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Old 30th April 2012, 22:14   #518 (permalink)
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Old 30th April 2012, 22:16   #519 (permalink)
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Well done, Flunky.
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Old 30th April 2012, 22:21   #520 (permalink)
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Fargu you are my hero forever and i still belive you must won our 20th tital....................
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FUCK YOU sir alex....stupid asshole,dick head,grandmother fucker.....!!!!!!!!
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Ferguson quit.we want morinho.u have let us down.how cn u field Park yet u have bin omiting him all along nd u ought 2 hav substituted Nani imediately start of 2nd half.DO I REALY CAREG?
Fargu.... we have another
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