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Old 28th January 2012, 14:54   #321 (permalink)
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That must be a fake one. Scholes was one of the better players this match.
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Old 28th January 2012, 14:57   #322 (permalink)
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There are a lot of strange people out there, Damien.
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Old 28th January 2012, 14:59   #323 (permalink)
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There are a lot of strange people out there, Damien.
True. Speaking of Scholes I've just seen this on Facebook. What the...

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Old 28th January 2012, 15:03   #324 (permalink)
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Wat a shit de gea I no know why u know use lindergard.

I can't help actually agreeing and laughing at the same time.
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:03   #325 (permalink)
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:09   #326 (permalink)
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Andrew Davenport i agree with aliphas vidic banda. 'Scores substitution was brought miserly'. a harsh but fair comment.
Andrew D must be from the caf.
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:11   #327 (permalink)
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A new goalkeeper like Schumaker?

Eh?
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:13   #328 (permalink)
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very obvious wums
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:13   #329 (permalink)
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SAF, r u normal? I don't think so. U r INSANE!!! & should leave!!!
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:18   #330 (permalink)
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very obvious wums
Unfortunately, a lot of those people are showing us their peak of intelligence with these comments. You do get the odd WUM on the page, though.
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:21   #331 (permalink)
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I don't know what it is, but there is something very funny about "You son of a bitch Ferguson".
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:27   #332 (permalink)
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SAF, r u normal? I don't think so. U r INSANE!!! & should leave!!!
I guess he was posing a rhetorical question?
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:41   #333 (permalink)
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Does anyone think most are wums?

Some are too obvious?
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:43   #334 (permalink)
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Does anyone think most are wums?

Some are too obvious?
I just assumed they were all you.
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:44   #335 (permalink)
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Does anyone think most are wums?

Some are too obvious?
Nope, if you've ever watched a stream online and had chat opened, that's how most of "them" talk. It's called mental health.
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:45   #336 (permalink)
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Does anyone think most are wums?

Some are too obvious?
Nope. Humanity's intelligence really does dip down to this level.
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Old 28th January 2012, 15:58   #337 (permalink)
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Fuckin' Felgy, Fork hiz testicles!
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Old 28th January 2012, 16:34   #338 (permalink)
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Could be kids?
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Old 29th January 2012, 00:29   #339 (permalink)
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losing them thick and fast now.

Sian Hickey ‎2-1 how did ye manage that like to liverpool they shit..im suportin different team anyway fuck man u?
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Old 29th January 2012, 00:37   #340 (permalink)
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If they keep this up, they might fill up United Stadium one day
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Old 29th January 2012, 19:48   #341 (permalink)
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This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen on it.


Elder Obawusi Obafemi Fuck Fergusson, Ferdinand is d best defender in d world & United best defender ever. he shuld stop benching him
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Old 29th January 2012, 20:20   #342 (permalink)
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Good luck my brother. But why is it that Man united don't like keeping African prayers?
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United need a few players with a killer instinct. Some of the younger ones pussyfoot around. They are not good enough to play for Manchester United. The team from 1998/99 would have beaten the current Liverpool side by 4 or 5 goals.
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United cannot beat strong teams because they don't have professional staff.
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I think ferguson is showing the first signs of alzheimers! that'll do sir that'll do
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if u aint a manu fan the best u can do is like the loss and leave or read the msgs and sharrap stop expressing ** faggoty selfs
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Old 31st January 2012, 10:19   #343 (permalink)
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In response to the status "Transfer deadline day today. Who should we look to sign?"

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Snijder, vorm, van persie and maybe david silva
Oh, yeah, of course.

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David Villa
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Wesley Snaidjer
New spelling.

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Rodwell, teves, Ronaldo and Torres


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Get rid of evans, anderson, berbatov, park, carrick, tell giggs to retire instead of jogging round every match doin flicks like hes in a testamonial and buy at least 2 world class midfielders and give pogba and keane a chance. If our midfield was sorted as its been wank for a couple of yrs now we would be flying!
Yeah, sell everyone!

Some of them are proper shit
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Old 31st January 2012, 10:22   #344 (permalink)
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I bet a lot of them are opposition fans having a bit of fun. I'd do it.
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Old 31st January 2012, 19:06   #345 (permalink)
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just a few I have seen..

manchester should go for 4-5-1
I would rather bring :
1- Loris or Nuer as goal keeper
2- Sneijder I think this player is who we need the most
3- Kaka
4- Bastian Schweinsteiger
5-Gareth Frank Bale

and this .

This muppet thought the spoof Sky News report is for real.

Armando 'Ado' Nino is the transfer of Chicharito to FC Barcelona true???
Barcelona sign Manchester United's Chicharito for a breaking record of Ł83 million. - YouTube
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Old 31st January 2012, 22:20   #346 (permalink)
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and true to form from the facebook muppets , United are the best in the world and SAF is again god.
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Old 5th February 2012, 21:51   #347 (permalink)
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One half changed it all today. This page would have been flooded with ridiculous comments if it wasn't for that comeback.
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Old 5th February 2012, 22:02   #348 (permalink)
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Old 6th February 2012, 06:25   #349 (permalink)
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One half changed it all today. This page would have been flooded with ridiculous comments if it wasn't for that comeback.
what make you think it is not.


No matter wat, it's a match fixing game... Tiz game been control by football mafia so call as bonkies...
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Old 23rd February 2012, 22:25   #350 (permalink)
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am not happy???????????????????
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worry that Man united failed against bilbao
Time traveler, perhaps?

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what did furgi take? Nani,evans and berbatove r very stupid
That's a new one for the list.

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Ferguson? and get Basels Goaler he is awsome
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Old 23rd February 2012, 22:58   #351 (permalink)
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Who's Ferguson?

He surely can't mean frogie?
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Old 23rd February 2012, 23:06   #352 (permalink)
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frogle needs to make some signings!!
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Old 23rd February 2012, 23:15   #353 (permalink)
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"Frogie" gets me every time. Can't say it without laughing.
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Old 24th February 2012, 02:16   #354 (permalink)
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Same
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Old 24th February 2012, 12:03   #355 (permalink)
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Is Gareth Frank Bale a good player?
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Old 24th February 2012, 18:51   #356 (permalink)
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"Frogie" gets me every time.
That entire community gets me every time.

To quote one of them --
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wat defaq
'wat defaq'? indeed. Or as another one of them summed up the game last night --
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why yours donky
Someone is running a script over there, it's the only logical explanation for every single comment being outlandish gibberish. 5 random comments; not looking for idiocy, just randomly c&ping --

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- Yhea its the first dutch team defeat at oldtrafford. But AFCA IS THE FIRST TEAM left Euro league. Did u see?

- theater of dreams has a way of making every task so simple.we finished them only to give them hope that we also crashed!!

- Scholes? Bring calm? I'm sorry but he just came to cause dangerous fouls.

- NANI lik youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

- L want one
I rest my case.
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Old 24th February 2012, 18:53   #357 (permalink)
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Gareth Frank Bale.
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Old 1st March 2012, 20:53   #358 (permalink)
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They've gone over to timeline. Some of the comments on the 1958 photos:

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proud to be among the first ones to send condolence to them on TimeLIne
Such eloquence alone is enough to move you to tears.
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Old 1st March 2012, 20:54   #359 (permalink)
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I love these posts. They are slowly becoming more amusing than RAWK and its cretins.
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Old 9th March 2012, 18:38   #360 (permalink)
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Not exactly the Facebook page but a great comment all the same I found on a link in the Pogba thread:

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Manchester United boss Ferguson meets Gill over Pogba crisis > Manchester United > Sport | Click Manchester
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