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Old 6th January 2005, 01:29   #1 (permalink)
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Procession of PMs between Elfsborg & Kinky Melinky
Originally Posted by Elfsborg
Sorry mate for my behavior! Read thred "RedCafe's December Gay of The Month" and I'll explain! Sorry again you're alright!

Response by Kinky Melinky:

Poof

Response by Elfsborg:

yeye big hero just trying to be nice you fucking lunatic =)) have a nice evening! and keep reading my threds

take care mate!

Response by Kinky Melinky:

Keep drinkin

Response by Elfsborg:

yo're a fucking poof! I brough peace man. I dont wanna get into something. I did try to be fair ffs.

Response by Kinky Melinky:

Don't be a poof & keep drinking

Response by Elfsborg:

I will be keep drinking. But what the hell do you have to do with that? I just dont want do have a man u fan on my fucking ass. ive said you're alright already.

Response by Kinky Melinky:

I know, and I called you Poof and told you to keep drinking

Response by Elfsborg:

what the hell is wrong with you? please tell me where you live motherfucker and i will come and kick your fucking ass out of your ugly ass country. please give me a chance.

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Does calling Elfsborg a "poof" in a clearly light hearted manner, and encouraging him to keep drinking warrant a threat to

A. Kick my fucking ass
b. Call my country Ugly

Just wondering.

BTW - Elfsborg, please stop PM'ing me. It's getting annoying.
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:33   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Kinky Melinky
Originally Posted by Elfsborg
Sorry mate for my behavior! Read thred "RedCafe's December Gay of The Month" and I'll explain! Sorry again you're alright!

Response by Kinky Melinky:

Poof

Response by Elfsborg:

yeye big hero just trying to be nice you fucking lunatic =)) have a nice evening! and keep reading my threds

take care mate!

Response by Kinky Melinky:

Keep drinkin

Response by Elfsborg:

yo're a fucking poof! I brough peace man. I dont wanna get into something. I did try to be fair ffs.

Response by Kinky Melinky:

Don't be a poof & keep drinking

Response by Elfsborg:

I will be keep drinking. But what the hell do you have to do with that? I just dont want do have a man u fan on my fucking ass. ive said you're alright already.

Response by Kinky Melinky:

I know, and I called you Poof and told you to keep drinking

Response by Elfsborg:

what the hell is wrong with you? please tell me where you live motherfucker and i will come and kick your fucking ass out of your ugly ass country. please give me a chance.

*********************************

Does calling Elfsborg a "poof" in a clearly light hearted manner, and encouraging him to keep drinking warrant a threat to

A. Kick my fucking ass
b. Call my country Ugly

Just wondering.

BTW - Elfsborg, please stop PM'ing me. It's getting annoying.

I did try to make friends. Didn't I? Whats wrong with that?
whats wrong with you mate? Seriously, do you know me?
What do you want?
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:36   #3 (permalink)
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I did try to make friends. Didn't I? Whats wrong with that?
whats wrong with you mate? Seriously, do you know me?
What do you want?
I didn't ask you to make friends with me.

It's an Internet Forum for fuck sakes, not rent a friend.

I think you're Paranoid
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:37   #4 (permalink)
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Elfsborg you beast.

You're more animal than man.
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:40   #5 (permalink)
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Elfsborg you beast.

You're more animal than man.
wtf
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:42   #6 (permalink)
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Elfsborg you beast.

You're more animal than man.
.....and more paranoid than animal
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:43   #7 (permalink)
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Now Elfsborg.....what have you learnt from this thread ?

Have you learnt not to get drunk and come online looking for an arguement ? Have you learnt that it doesn't pay to be a nasty drunk and that nobody like a paranoid he-she ?
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:45   #8 (permalink)
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Now Elfsborg.....what have you learnt from this thread ?

Have you learnt not to get drunk and come online looking for an arguement ? Have you learnt that it doesn't pay to be a nasty drunk and that nobody like a paranoid he-she ?
ive learnt to keep as far away from you as possible. as i said. leave me alone you fucking lunatic.
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:46   #9 (permalink)
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ive learnt to keep as far away from you as possible. as i said. leave me alone you fucking lunatic.
Where do you live Elfsborg?
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Old 6th January 2005, 01:50   #10 (permalink)
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ive learnt to keep as far away from you as possible. as i said. leave me alone you fucking lunatic.
Well then what we have here is what we call a "Bonus" in English speaking countries.

What do you call a "bonus" in your daft looking language ?

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Old 6th January 2005, 01:58   #11 (permalink)
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Where do you live Elfsborg?
Sweden
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:00   #12 (permalink)
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Nice people, I know a few Swedes.
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:01   #13 (permalink)
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Well then what we have here is what we call a "Bonus" in English speaking countries.

What do you call a "bonus" in your daft looking language ?

A bonus surelys isnt to colonys other countrys cos your fucking poor island isnt giving you anyting.
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:02   #14 (permalink)
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Nice people, I know a few Swedes.
we're usually nice. but people like kinky makes it worse. no wonder we got all wars in our world.
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:41   #15 (permalink)
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A bonus surelys isnt to colonys other countrys cos your fucking poor island isnt giving you anyting.


Do explain. I can't wait for this drunken Slurrrrrrrr....
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:43   #16 (permalink)
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we're usually nice. but people like kinky makes it worse. no wonder we got all wars in our world.
Yes Elfie there are wars in the world because of ME

Hat is to head as Mars Bar is to Scrotum
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:47   #17 (permalink)
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Yes Elfie there are wars in the world because of ME

Hat is to head as Mars Bar is to Scrotum
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cos of you? really? that is something!
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:51   #18 (permalink)
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Now your just not making sense. Do you actually READ what you write ?
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Old 6th January 2005, 02:55   #19 (permalink)
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Do explain. I can't wait for this drunken Slurrrrrrrr....
Do read your history you mong. Britain has never been a island of great resources. Even you would know that. Yo've been colonys islands for ages man. Why? cos your piss porr island hasent give anything. you've colonyst half of the world in attempt to be the greatest contry in the world. Obviously you realized that was impossible without colonys other islands cos your sheep eating piss island wouldent work.
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Old 6th January 2005, 04:15   #20 (permalink)
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Do read your history you mong. Britain has never been a island of great resources. Even you would know that. Yo've been colonys islands for ages man. Why? cos your piss porr island hasent give anything. you've colonyst half of the world in attempt to be the greatest contry in the world. Obviously you realized that was impossible without colonys other islands cos your sheep eating piss island wouldent work.


Elfsborg that above post makes you an official tit.

How can you call me a Mong after typing the above ? Not only have you failed to offend me, but you have probably offended one or two people on the Caf with your lack of knowledge, stupidity and downright degeneracy; not to mention a racist slant towards Britain.

Every time I anticipate your next post I truly expect that it doesn't make you look as stupid as your last one, but you constantly exceed yourself to an entirely new level of stupidity. I've given up hope on you Elf-cock.

How can one person be so shit at making points ?
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Old 6th January 2005, 09:21   #23 (permalink)
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fecking hell, isn't there some forum for paranoid queers Elfsborg can go to???
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Old 6th January 2005, 09:26   #24 (permalink)
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you sit a lot infront of your computer Elfsborg, don't you?...
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Old 6th January 2005, 09:29   #25 (permalink)
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Do read your history you mong. Britain has never been a island of great resources. Even you would know that. Yo've been colonys islands for ages man. Why? cos your piss porr island hasent give anything. you've colonyst half of the world in attempt to be the greatest contry in the world. Obviously you realized that was impossible without colonys other islands cos your sheep eating piss island wouldent work.

What have you done to him, Kinky
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This word means a totally different thing in swedish.
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fecking hell, isn't there some forum for paranoid queers Elfsborg can go to???
Ah I thought those forums were the Arsenal ones
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Old 6th January 2005, 13:06   #29 (permalink)
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Hey Elf, what fucking Magic 8-Ball are you using? I want one. Give me a beer while you're at it.
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Old 6th January 2005, 15:51   #31 (permalink)
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Old 6th January 2005, 16:02   #32 (permalink)
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Dunno, guess he hasn't ventured into the Smilies Box yet.

Hey Elf, CLICK ON THE FACE THINGIES TO THE RIGHT OF THE POST BOX.
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This word means a totally different thing in swedish.
So you know what it means?
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Do read your history you mong. Britain has never been a island of great resources. Even you would know that. Yo've been colonys islands for ages man. Why? cos your piss porr island hasent give anything. you've colonyst half of the world in attempt to be the greatest contry in the world. Obviously you realized that was impossible without colonys other islands cos your sheep eating piss island wouldent work.

does bring back memories of Dev when hed be about to loose the head, slatting and sprutting, ahh great days,
New Dev is a great chap and all but he doesnt have the drive of old Dev
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