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18th December 2006, 00:15
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Back in action
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: In the shadows fighting e-crime
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Redcafe Awards Night 2006: Regulars
The following are the winners from the Regulars section 2006.
Votes were tallied up by myself using a proven scientific method* BEST POSTER 2006: Plech, 10 votes ahead of the runner up Davo WORST POSTER 2006 no surprise here, way ahead of the pack, Yatta/Diarra/Richardson MOST UNDERATED POSTER closely fought battle, resulting in a tie between UBERscholes and Ciderman POSTER YOUD MOST LIKE TO GO FOR A DRINK WITH Tie - Plech and Smashed. Perhaps they should have a rhyme off if Smashed hadnt gone missing POSTER MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU in a major shock, i, golden_blunder won this one. They always say its the quiet ones. Im off to do some midnight gardening. Anyone know how to get bloodstains out of shirts? POSTER MOST LIKELY TO STALK YOU a 3 way tie, Laura, Redbunny and Kofi Annan. That being said 'Kofi' is probably the other 2 ID's anyway MOST CLUELESS POSTER Finishing furlongs ahead of the other donkeys is Diarra/Richardson MOST IRRITATING POSTER in a close fought battle with GuvnorGaz, Diarra tops this one by 1 vote MOST ANNOYING ABU a 4 way tie of annoying cunts, DJS, KFC, NJRed and Diarra again. BIGGEST TRANSFER MUPPET no surprise here, Eshanul clearly ahead of the 2nd place..Diarra BIGGEST WHINER Diarra winner again..hes the "special" one.. closely followed by the whinging Van Nistledictator BEST E-FIGHT Some gay pretenders to the throne...Diarra Versus the whole caf...Guvnorgaz versus the scousers..but the heavyweights of the internet won this one, Weaste versus Slabber verus The Internet POSTER YOUD MOST LIKE TO SMACK varied results, the winner by 1 vote, Davo BEST DEPARTED POSTER clearly Slabber was quite a favourite when he behaved himself. Keane16 coming in 2nd place. Get your internet fixed dumbass. MOST FREQUENT "SACK FERGIE" POSTER as if i even need to count these ones...Diarra by miles POSTER WHO IS MOST LIKELY DRUNK OR STONED WHEN POSTING clearly KK is the winner. Unfortunately she couldnt be here tonight, as she is down the pub. FUNNIEST POSTER youve voted in your numbers, Plech by a country mile. Weirdo. NICE GUY AWARD Its the beard isnt it? Sultan by some distance CE FORUM NAZI OF THE YEAR Buddenbrook. GRUMPY OLD GIT OF THE YEAR by a few votes, EricIsAGod *the excelus method |
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18th December 2006, 10:46
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18th December 2006, 13:01
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fancies herself
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Location: The Champions of Ingerlund Spoony's got skinny sparrow legs
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18th December 2006, 15:25
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I suffer delusions of grandeur
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Location: The announcer and referee of Gaz Vs DJS the meet!
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18th December 2006, 16:36
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Grammar partisan who sleeps with a real life Ryan Giggs doll.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Where Albert Stubbins scored a diving header
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I'd like to thank my agent...and God...er, and all you gimps that voted
Wow, just looing round, there are so many posters just as deserving as me...can't think of any of their names just now...will get back to you. Now let's all work together to stop AIDS killing wild birds in Indonesia, or whatever |
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18th December 2006, 17:07
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السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: It is better for a leader to make a mistake in forgiving than to make a mistake in punishing
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I thank you Honorable Moderator of the RedCafe for the kind words of introduction.
Ladies and Gentlemen, It is with a deep sense of humility that I accept the honour you have bestowed upon me today. I take this opportunity to express my sincere thanks and appreciation to His Excellency Sir Niall, fellow moderators, and last, but not least the RedCafe posters. Take care. Happy holidays |
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18th December 2006, 17:16
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"I will cry if Rooney leaves"
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Location: YSC
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From the intelligence I've gathered so far, their leader is called Sun Jihad, and is based somewhere in Manchester. Take him out. And don't forget to cocking respect each other! |
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18th December 2006, 17:19
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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but when i get my "poster most likely to stuff orange in his ass" award i wont be humble at all  i`m preparing my speach and starts with "IN YOUR FACE YOU FUCKERS!" and that`s just the beggining |
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18th December 2006, 17:24
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السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته
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Location: It is better for a leader to make a mistake in forgiving than to make a mistake in punishing
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It's time to delete the internet when posters such as ...Sinch, nickm, Spinoza and Spoony amongst others have not been recognised.
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18th December 2006, 18:56
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Winner of the KIA Cup July 2009, Winner of the RedCafe Mickey Mouse Cup 2006
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18th December 2006, 19:57
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Smashed's number 1 fan and the caf's little blue angel
Join Date: May 2006
Location: MANCHESTER CITY FC. the pride of manchester.
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i would like to thank the various landlords and drug dealers who have made it all possible for me to win such a coveted award.
a special mention to threshers and victoria wine and thanks to the lass in bargain bozze who let have a bottle of wine last week on tic as i had forgot my purse  i love you all.
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18th December 2006, 20:54
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Stokke Stalker - smells of fish
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19th December 2006, 04:27
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Caf's Confucious
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Location: To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil - Mohammed (PBUH)
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I want to say that I am a little disappointed with quite a few here for not recognising Hectic for all the help in the entertainment side.
I see there is no appreciation for someones time and effort! |
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19th December 2006, 08:26
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السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته
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Location: It is better for a leader to make a mistake in forgiving than to make a mistake in punishing
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Hectic has been one of the best posters we have had come through this year. |
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20th December 2006, 18:55
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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 you really don`t know much my wife would never let me do such thing
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20th December 2006, 21:10
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Caf Legend
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Location: It's Ours For Keeps
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Clearly, when you remove the manc biase, I'm viewed as the best poster on here....which is sensible |
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20th December 2006, 21:16
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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but after what you said about desserts i'm having second thoughts |
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20th December 2006, 21:22
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Admin
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Sincher should have won, but apparently I am the only one who is able to spot real posting abilities... |
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20th December 2006, 21:27
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina
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you didn¡t vote for me, and i'm the best poster ever to grace the internet |
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