rimaldo's guide to...

moyesaldo · 17th June 2009, 12:16

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Originally Posted by solvista

I have imaginary friends. They are real people, but I just have to imagine that they are my friends.

when talking to other people be sure to mention these friends as if they were real. as you see them as real friends there is no reason anyone else would see them differently.

RK · 17th June 2009, 13:36

What about when people at work want to meet your friends?

jgraham · 17th June 2009, 13:38

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Originally Posted by RedKnight

What about when people at work want to meet your friends?

Everybody knows the rule, don't let your work life and homelife mix. Tell them you stick to this simple rule to maintain a healthy balance in your life.

They have to respect this.

RK · 17th June 2009, 13:42

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Originally Posted by jgraham

Everybody knows the rule, don't let your work life and homelife mix. Tell them you stick to this simple rule to maintain a healthy balance in your life.

They have to respect this.

What if you want to root one of them, but they want to see your friends first as a social thing?

Kinky Melinky · 17th June 2009, 13:46

This thread is funny

hurstafus · 17th June 2009, 13:52

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Originally Posted by RedKnight

What if you want to root one of them, but they want to see your friends first as a social thing?

If you've got that far, there is no need for you to pay attention to this thread. You are well on your way to making your first friend.

sincher · 17th June 2009, 13:57

You're a bit good at this rimaldo.

Donut · 17th June 2009, 14:08

I think I have a friend who read this guide.

We were playing footie and his phone started to rang. He set his ring tone for messages to a long one, which you'd have for actual calls. It was really annoying and it didn't stop for ages. His excuse was that he's getting a ton of messages. Then someone checked his phone and he had 1 message. Cheeky bastard.

He also failed with the pretending to having a conversation, when his phone actually did rang

.

Great thread this.

moyesaldo · 17th June 2009, 14:14

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Originally Posted by sincher

You're a bit good at this rimaldo.

what can i say. i have a good friend who tells me all these tips.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donut

I think I have a friend who read this guide.

We were playing footie and his phone started to rang. He set his ring tone for messages to a long one, which you'd have for actual calls. It was really annoying and it didn't stop for ages. His excuse was that he's getting a ton of messages. Then someone checked his phone and he had 1 message. Cheeky bastard.

He also failed with the pretending to having a conversation, when his phone actually did rang

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Great thread this.

he is well versed in the game of convincing people he has friends. this guide will serve him well and i suggest you point him to it.

RK · 17th June 2009, 14:19

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

he is well versed in the game of convincing people he has friends. this guide will serve him well and i suggest you point him to it.

That's a friend anecdote rimaldo!

You've taught him so well that you didn't even realise he doesn't actually have friends.

moyesaldo · 17th June 2009, 14:25

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Originally Posted by RedKnight

That's a friend anecdote rimaldo!

You've taught him so well that you didn't even realise he doesn't actually have friends.

they grow up so fast.

Scholesgoals · 17th June 2009, 15:06

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Originally Posted by bill.s.preston

Some twat did this to me and my mates once and started talking to one of my mates and trying to integrate into our group.

One of my mates almost bought him a pint until I asked why he was buying some random stranger a drink. Needless to say we moved to a different pub.

Eavesdropping social invaders!

Wow, how fucking cold are you!

uae · 17th June 2009, 15:08

Add a load of people you know off a football forum on facebook to boost the number of friends you have.

Rowem · 19th June 2009, 20:22

girish · 19th June 2009, 20:58

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

coming soon. a rimaldo guide to convincing other people you have a girlfriend. stay tuned lonely cafs people.

1. When going to your office/class, put on a different types of cloths than your usual style, or change your hairstyle. When asked about it, say "MY girlfriend says I'll look more cool in this clothes/hairstyle."

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Donut Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,281	I think I have a friend who read this guide. We were playing footie and his phone started to rang. He set his ring tone for messages to a long one, which you'd have for actual calls. It was really annoying and it didn't stop for ages. His excuse was that he's getting a ton of messages. Then someone checked his phone and he had 1 message. Cheeky bastard. He also failed with the pretending to having a conversation, when his phone actually did rang . Great thread this.

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