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Old 21st February 2012, 10:41   #1 (permalink)
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Sending people paintings of things
I've decided I'm going to start doing paintings of things (for example; a parrot), and then send them out to random people in the post.

When people receive their painting of a parrot (every single painting will actually be of a parrot), there will be no explanation attached, or clue of where it has come from. It'll just be a badly painted parrot, sent to them in the post for some reason. Each painting will be of a different parrot.

I'll then become famous as that guy who mysteriously sends people pictures of parrots in the post for no reason, and who no one knows who he is. Like a better version of the stig, except without a helmet.

Happy pancake day everyone.
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Old 21st February 2012, 10:44   #2 (permalink)
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Why don't you send people paintings of pancakes? You could do a close up version (beige paper would suffice) as well as far away versions (a full stop sized dot)
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Old 21st February 2012, 10:45   #3 (permalink)
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You're losing it noodle.

This isn't remotely as funny as your matchday ratings. It's just a tad.. disturbed, I would say.

Must do better.
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Old 21st February 2012, 10:45   #4 (permalink)
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You don't have a helmet?

Strange.
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Old 21st February 2012, 10:47   #5 (permalink)
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Why don't you send people paintings of pancakes? You could do a close up version (beige paper would suffice) as well as far away versions (a full stop sized dot)
No, only parrots
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You're losing it noodle.

This isn't remotely as funny as your matchday ratings. It's just a tad.. disturbed, I would say.

Must do better.
Right, no parrot painting for you then
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Old 21st February 2012, 10:53   #8 (permalink)
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No, only parrots
Close ups and far away versions?
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Old 21st February 2012, 10:56   #9 (permalink)
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so basically you're just going to rip off "zebra tim" who i've possibly just made up in my head.
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Close ups and far away versions?
It's a surprise.

Actually, mostly close up as I can't be bothered to paint backrounds. In fact, sometimes I may get so lazy I'll send someone elses painting of a parrot, to themselves.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:10   #11 (permalink)
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I've decided I'm going to start doing paintings of things (for example; a parrot), and then send them out to random people in the post.

When people receive their painting of a parrot (every single painting will actually be of a parrot), there will be no explanation attached, or clue of where it has come from. It'll just be a badly painted parrot, sent to them in the post for some reason. Each painting will be of a different parrot.

I'll then become famous as that guy who mysteriously sends people pictures of parrots in the post for no reason, and who no one knows who he is. Like a better version of the stig, except without a helmet.

Happy pancake day everyone.
The flaw in your plan is that you have told us you plan on doing this.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:17   #12 (permalink)
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Do any of you know who I am?

I think these things through you know.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:18   #13 (permalink)
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Send them a parrot made out of pancakes.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:23   #14 (permalink)
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You could try it on a small scale first and send posters MS Paint pictures of parrots by pm.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:23   #15 (permalink)
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Send them a parrot made out of pancakes.
Or a pancake made out of parrots?
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:23   #16 (permalink)
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Hopefully some recipients will receive bad luck on receipt of said Parrot. Then it will become an urban legend and people will live in fear of the postman. It will then progress into an irrational fear of real parrots and people will be setting fire to pet shops etc.
All because of you Noods.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:24   #17 (permalink)
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Hopefully some recipients will receive bad luck on receipt of said Parrot. Then it will become an urban legend and people will live in fear of the postman. It will then progress into an irrational fear of real parrots and people will be setting fire to pet shops etc.
All because of you Noods.
If you look in the mirror and say parrot painting 3 times, noodle will appear.
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Old 21st February 2012, 11:28   #18 (permalink)
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If you look in the mirror and say parrot painting 3 times, noodle will appear.
With an Easel and a paint brush. The bodies are found horrifically mutilated clutching a badly painted portrait. There's a movie in there somewhere.
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Do any of you know who I am?

I think these things through you know.
I know who you are !









ps I want a parrot painting.
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:09   #20 (permalink)
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You're not allowed one if you know who I am
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:25   #21 (permalink)
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Isn't this kind of like what Banksy does?
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:26   #22 (permalink)
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Isn't this kind of like what Banksy does?
No, banksy was good at this type of stuff.
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:27   #23 (permalink)
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Isn't this kind of like what Banksy does, only shit?
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:29   #24 (permalink)
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Yes, it is exactly like that!
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:35   #25 (permalink)
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You're not allowed one if you know who I am
I want a painting and if I dont get one then Im going to out you !
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Isn't this kind of like what Banksy does?
A bit. It's kind of a parrotee of Banksy
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I want a painting and if I dont get one then Im going to out you !
I don't make the rules. You'll just have to buy a real parrot
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:53   #28 (permalink)
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A guy we used to go to school with used to constantly draw pictures of cocks (like a cock with a cowboy hat on, or a cock playing football) and put them in people's lockers/schoolbags. This was well before Superbad, so he was either an innovator or a massive pervert.
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:54   #29 (permalink)
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Speaking of parrots - yesterday I spoke to a macaw...and fed it.

Talking and feeding parrots > painting a shit parrot
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A guy we used to go to school with used to constantly draw pictures of cocks (like a cock with a cowboy hat on, or a cock playing football) and put them in people's lockers/schoolbags. This was well before Superbad, so he was either an innovator or a massive pervert.
What prison is he in now?
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Old 21st February 2012, 13:56   #31 (permalink)
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What prison is he in now?
He manages an alcohol wholesale business.
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Speaking of parrots - yesterday I spoke to a macaw...and fed it.

Talking and feeding parrots > painting a shit parrot
When I was a baby, I am told a parrot bit me on one of my big toes. Parrots are dicks.

Painting a shit parrot > being bitten by a dick parrot.
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He manages an alcohol wholesale business.
Does he put his drawings inside boxes?
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Does he put his drawings inside boxes?
I don't know. Though he's a grown man with a mortgage, it's impossible to rule it out.
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Old 22nd February 2012, 09:37   #40 (permalink)
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